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Downtown. The Joker (men) and Sarah Palin (women) are the most common costumes. In NYC, kinda hard...

Nov 1st

Sitting at Starbucks. Working on my manuscript for an hour while I wait for Allie & Sara....

Nov 1st

Now on the Brown: ” Which Marriages Should Be Banned? http://tinyurl.com/57l6g6

Oct 31st

It’s not even noon and I’ve been told that I “look hungover” twice. Last...

Oct 31st

Which Marriages Should Be Banned?

Oct 31st

Talking about rapey, pouchy Koalas w/ Bro, @urban_gypsy and Sara. Not to be confused w/...

Oct 31st

Now we’re talking about @raquelita and balloon fetishes.

Oct 31st

Screaming at the couple: “Don’t tase me, bro!!!”

Oct 31st

Whoa. Must. Eat. Dinner. Feeling tipsy and I’ve only had two glasses of wine.

Oct 31st

DELICIOUS!!! Just polished off a small bowl of turkey chili w/ beans, red onions and tomatoes for...

Oct 31st

Just put on my Halloween costume. Meeting @urban_gypsy for afterwork drinks then going to party w/...

Oct 31st

Now on the Brown: ” The Sex Column http://tinyurl.com/64ezor

Oct 31st

YouTube video tells you how to get the most candy this Halloween: http://tinyurl.com/5nun75

Oct 31st

Going upsrairs to the costume party. :)

Oct 31st

Ordering 3rd alcohol 4 the evening. :) Getting the Beringer Founders Estate Chardonnary or a Jack...

Oct 31st

The Sex Column

Oct 30th

Exited subway. Power walking toward East Village.

Oct 30th

Shiiiit!! :( Because it’s so cold, all the cabs are taken. Power walking to the subway. Needed...

Oct 30th

Walking home. Caught most of Obama w/ my writing group. I read really heavy piece that I felt odd...

Oct 30th

Tweetup with a couple NYC friends / bloggers next Thurs, Nov 6th. Save the date.

Oct 29th

Can’t believe I just read, “Even if […] the inspiration is a movie about a woman...

Oct 29th

Ooooh, did y’all see Feministing post by @slamhita. It’s about dating. I love that...

Oct 29th

How ridiculous am I? I’m only like 62.7% pop culture junkie, but I’m sooooooo excited...

Oct 29th

Now on the Brown: ” Top 10: Movies with Older Women & Younger Men Couples...

Oct 29th

Top 10: Movies with Older Women & Younger Men...

Oct 29th

Walking south toward Union Square. Gonna meet @raquelita for quality time! :)

Oct 29th

Passed Grammercy park. Two summers ago, I had short-lived thing with a dude who had keys....

Oct 29th

Whoa! I’m here b4 @raquelita. :)

Oct 29th

LOVE IT!!!! Dude just walked up to @raquelita and was like, “Excuse me, bur are you Rachel...

Oct 29th

Now on the Brown: ” Interview with Nora Young on CBC Radio One http://tinyurl.com/5ensnw

Oct 28th

HILARIOUS!!! Jean Claude van Damme is back, y’all! :) Watch the spoof trailer (...

Oct 28th

Interview with Nora Young on CBC Radio One

Oct 28th

Just left therapist appointment. Um, wow. Lots of stuff to think about. Relationship skills,...

Oct 28th

Had a fairly small lunch. Thinking of going running after work.

Oct 27th

En route to work. Train delays. Sick customer? Reading NKOTB on page 16 of today’s am New...

Oct 27th

Now on the Brown: ” Manly Monday: Foreskins and Penises http://tinyurl.com/5pg6cd

Oct 27th

Just wrote about the dude I slept w/ over the summer. (Once slept w/1) Feels weird writing about his...

Oct 27th

Manly Monday: Foreskins and Penises

Oct 27th

Now on the Brown: ” Twanna Hines Dot Com http://tinyurl.com/56tm5a

Oct 27th

Twanna Hines Dot Com

Oct 27th

Randomness: I just learned female marsupials have two vaginas. Did everyone else already know...

Oct 27th

If you snooped at my site over the weekend (I know some of you did), you know I’ve been...

Oct 27th

Still setting up: http://www.twannahines.com/. Details coming soon.

Oct 27th

Just left long, interesting, engaging conversation with Marlene. Lots to think about. Heading home...

Oct 27th

New

Oct 26th

Awake. Reading NYTimes.com to grab the morning headlines. Church this morning, then brunch with...

Oct 26th

New Yorkers - Amy Poehler performes at Upright Citizen’s Brigade on a regular basis.

Oct 26th

I’m soooo fucking late. Was supposed to meet Marlene in East Village for burnch at 1:30....

Oct 26th

Random: YouTube launched in Sweden http://tinyurl.com/6ypwtg I thought YouTube was already...

Oct 26th

Responding to the www.funkybrownchick.com comments about intersexed children.

Oct 26th

Online debating Shia’s beauty quotients with @blacksnob.

Oct 26th

Working. The second Bourne is on in the background. OMG, I forgot Daniel Brühl is in this movie!! He...

Oct 26th

RT @rachelsklar: Hearing Amy Poehler had her baby - TMZ reports, and my sources hear too […]

Oct 26th

Watching Ocean’s Eleven. I never thought Brad Pitt was hot when he was younger, but he made me...

Oct 25th

Back in Manhattan. Switching up. Searching 4 a new cafe that serves food & wine AND has free...

Oct 25th

AWESOME!!! My friend Pete’s interview from this morning is online!! http://tinyurl.com/5dq88h...

Oct 25th

The dude sitting two eows in front of me looks disburbingly like Richard Branson. Weird. They say...

Oct 25th

Oh. My. Fucking. God. Just left the film Zidane. Someone should find every fucking reel of that...

Oct 25th

Walking to subway. Heading to Chelsea / West Village to meet Latoya P. (Racialicious) for brunch.

Oct 25th

It’s actually fairly warm out, but it looks like it might rain at any second. Of course I...

Oct 25th

Shooting Andrea a message to let her know I’ve exited subway and will be there in 5 to 10.

Oct 25th

Just realized I Tweeted “Latoya” earlier. My brain wasn’t fully functional. I...

Oct 25th

Hmm … This is soooo the weather that makes you wanna sit in movie theater. Might catch a flick...

Oct 25th

Do I have Canadian followers??? I’m gonna be on your national radio CBC on Wednesday (...

Oct 25th

At home. Soooooooo tired.

Oct 25th

Just finished dinner. Yummy Mexican food. Damn, I ate soooo much tonight and drank too much booze....

Oct 25th

At some random jazz bar in the west village.

Oct 25th

The woman’s name is Sweet Georgia Brown. She rocked, but we just left the bar cuz the...

Oct 25th

In the West Village. Trying to decide where to eat. Hmmm, not sure where to go.

Oct 25th

Leaving the Germans. Talked to the artist. He was KICK ASS!!! Now walking w/ Bro and Andy...

Oct 25th

At the gallery. Bro knocked a piece of art down and the German dude yelled: “Don’t touch...

Oct 25th

Random: My friend Pete writes for the Wall Street Journal and he just joined Twitter. GREAT tweets....

Oct 24th

Now on the Brown: ” Gemans, Sex Scandals and Writing http://tinyurl.com/6xg4pq

Oct 24th

Left the office; weekend has officially started!!! :)

Oct 24th

Just bumped into totally cute boy from last summer at that Aussie bar. Small world!

Oct 24th

Gemans, Sex Scandals and Writing

Oct 24th

Lunch is over. Walking back to the office. Excited about after work plans.

Oct 24th

My latest piece for Huffington Post ( @HuffPost ) is up: “Political Sex Scandals: Obama,...

Oct 24th

Just left appointment. Going to grab a quick lunch w/ @urban_gypsy and @debaucheddiva.

Oct 24th

Her name is Hannah Seligson. She wrote, “New Girl on the Job.”

Oct 24th

Sometimes, when I see smiling, happy, lovey-dovey couples kissing w/ hand in hand on the...

Oct 24th

OMG!!! The chick who moderated the panel I spoke on earlier this week is on the Today Show!!!

Oct 24th

Whew! Just submitted my latest piece to Huffington Post for review because I had a few questions. If...

Oct 24th

Morning ritual. Wake up. Turn on laptop. Check email. Write for at least an hour. Shower, get...

Oct 24th

Late night phone conversation w/Bro. BRO: You’d make your baby keep it’s foreskin?...

Oct 24th

Traffic!!! :( Jumped out of the cab and opted for the subway. Checking my @Blackberry email....

Oct 24th

Just left drinks with @peteramckay. Heading home now. Super tired and I still have a story to push...

Oct 24th

Sitting in the CBC radio studio with headphones covering my ears and a big mic in front of me....

Oct 23rd

Damn, today is speeding by! Is it *really* almost 1pm?? In New York at least — what time is it...

Oct 23rd

Reading online news/gossip. RT @bbcworld From moose hunts to couture - Palin’s $150,000...

Oct 23rd

Still can’t find my fucking iPod. It’s probably in some obscure place. Like, under the...

Oct 23rd

Now on the Brown: ” Sex Files: Audio of Sirius Radio Interview http://tinyurl.com/5cg39w

Oct 23rd

Sex Files: Audio of Sirius Radio Interview

Oct 23rd

Randomness: I notice I eat *more* when I do meatless meals. If I ate a big juicy burger for lunch, I...

Oct 22nd

“Well, hello Mr. Grilled Cheese Sandwich!!! Would you like to link up with Mr. Tomato Soup and...

Oct 22nd

Lunch time! Scouring the kitchen for something interesting to eat. Don’t wanna waste time or...

Oct 22nd

Opened package of sample “natural products goodie bag” from www.jblossom.com. The...

Oct 22nd

Damn! Couldn’t find my iPod as I was leaving the house. Going for a run after work today, and...

Oct 22nd

It’s crowded here! :( There’s actually an organized presentation with a PowerPoint and...

Oct 22nd

Now there’s a Q&A. I sooo had a different idea about what the event would beam

Oct 22nd

Home!! :) Multi-tasking. On the phone and working on work stuff.

Oct 22nd

Exiting the subway at Union Square. Can’t stay at this event past 7 or so. Need to do dinner,...

Oct 21st

Leave the office. Gonna head down to the center to support Lauren’s event. Then going home cuz...

Oct 21st

Now on the Brown: ” Would You Raise a Hermaphrodite / Intersex Child?...

Oct 21st

Almost at the office. Reading am New York en route. Dicovered new Shake Shack opened on UWS...

Oct 21st

Would You Raise a Hermaphrodite / Intersex...

Oct 21st

Now on the Brown: ” Behind the Scenes at the Sex Bloggers Calendar Shoot...

Oct 21st

Behind the Scenes at the Sex Bloggers...

Oct 21st

Got home a little less than an hour ago. The presentation and talk went really well. The group that...

Oct 21st

Leaving the office. Going to Solas. Speaking at Wellesley Writers Panel tonight:...

Oct 21st

Just left DMV. Standing on corner of Broadway & 34th next to trio of theater students(?)...

Oct 20th

In case you were wondering, 2day I’m wearing white fitted Tee, navy blazer, and dark skinny...

Oct 20th

Legging myself over to the DMV to return an auto license plate. I don’t even own a car. Long...

Oct 20th

Stopped at post office to get my mail. Ooh, I have a care package from www.jblossom.com. Can’t...

Oct 20th

Just poured a bowl of Go Lean Crunch cereal. I love the mornings. I’m more productive in the...

Oct 20th

Now on the Brown: ” Manly Monday: Colin Sex Machine Powell http://tinyurl.com/6l2nje

Oct 20th

Manly Monday: Colin Sex Machine Powell

Oct 20th

Hmmm … Searching for uploaded photoshopped images of Colin Powell naked for one of my pieces,...

Oct 20th

At home. Relaxing. Fixing a dead link on www.funkybrownchick.com

Oct 20th

Just finished working out for the day. Damn good run in the park followed by walk from 59th to 4th...

Oct 19th

Just paid for a 1-liter bottle of Dasani using bills from my panties. Going to buy grocerires for...

Oct 19th

Searching closet for extra layer of wartmh to wear under my running pants …

Oct 19th

Tucking my MTA card & a couple $1 bills (for bottled H20) inside left front side of my panties...

Oct 19th

Movie went off a while ago. Checking the weather channel to see whether I should run at the gym or...

Oct 19th

Hmmm … It’s only 55F degrees in NYC right now and it’s supposed to drop to 38F by...

Oct 19th

Watching German flick Was nützt die Liebe in Gedanken (“Love in Thoughts”) starring...

Oct 19th

Boated. On my couch. Craving chocolate. I hate my period.

Oct 19th

There’s a whole method to running with your shit. :)

Oct 19th

RT @LiquidSunshine: Colin Powell endorsed Obama this morning: http://tinyurl.com/5kvf77

Oct 19th

On the phone with Kar. Talking about random people on Facebook and how incredibly small the world...

Oct 19th

Just got off phone with Kar. She’s going to work/live in Barcelona from December until next...

Oct 19th

RT @danamo: Associated Press: Powell endorses Obama http://tinyurl.com/6m9s2z

Oct 19th

In a cab heading home.

Oct 19th

Shit. Obviously my fingers want to go to sleep. Just botched THREE DMs to people. Oh well. Hope the...

Oct 19th

HILARIOUS!!!! You’ve gotta watch the whole clip. :) RT @Roddykat retweeting @ncroal:...

Oct 19th

Aaaaaaaand, cut. That’s a wrap, folks. I’m going to bed. Hasta tomorrow.

Oct 19th

In a cab heading home.

Oct 19th

Hello Connecticut! :)

Oct 19th

Ooh!! The children are French. Cute. If I MUST be subjected to the company of kids unrelated to me,...

Oct 18th

That way, it’s more like “Twanna practicing her French listening comprehension...

Oct 18th

Damn it! :( Quietly sitting on a the train to Connecticut, then a woman and her collection and four...

Oct 18th

Random trivia fact: My middle name is Angela because I was named after Civil Rights activist Angela...

Oct 18th

Strutting toward Grand Central. Going out to CT again this afternoon.

Oct 18th

Conversation from last night. @slamhita: “They’re with the Nation.” ME: “Of...

Oct 18th

Having a lazy start to the day. Finishing “Caputuring the Friedmans.” Started watching...

Oct 18th

RT @abiolatv: Goddess Quote “When someone shows you who they are believe them the first...

Oct 18th

I told her, “We broke up 6 years ago. I’m over him. I don’t want him, I want...

Oct 18th

Awake. Listening to Keane’s “Somewhere Only We Know.” Thinking about the ex who...

Oct 18th

In case anyone was keeping track (I know you are were), the count is 9 SWALLOW 2 SPIT and 2 deposit...

Oct 18th

My sister recently told me : “I think you’re not over him.”

Oct 18th

FINALLY finished watching Capturing the Friedmans. Damn good movie!! Nextflix it. My opinion?...

Oct 18th

Well, I don’t know, but I’ve been told, You never slow down, you never grow old...

Oct 18th

Home. Cuddling with warm blanket and pillow with blue flowers printed on it. ‘Night all. Till...

Oct 18th

Tired. Calling it an early night. Can’t do the whole 4 or 6am stuff today. Tonight, it’s...

Oct 18th

Oh my. :( Just bumped into two drunken, LOUD Navy men. They’re going to Joshua Tree on 3rd and...

Oct 18th

Okay, see, I drank only TWO jack & cokes but I feel typsy. How/why does that happen??? :)....

Oct 18th

Tomorrow morning = me + a run in Central Park. Gotta burn off tonight’s alcohol.

Oct 18th

Girltalk with @slamhita. Just ordered a jack and coke.

Oct 18th

Exited subway at Union Square, walking toward 9th for a party that started two hours ago....

Oct 18th

Getting ready to leave the house. Adding “Your Woman” by “White Town” to the...

Oct 18th

Just pated w/ @raquelita. Walking back to the office. It’s COLD outside. :(

Oct 18th

Why is it suddenly so fucking cold in New York? :(

Oct 18th

Stood on a subway platform 3 people deep. The crowds! :( Going home to eat and kick back for a bit...

Oct 18th

Hmmm … Might wear jeans out tonights. It’s waaaaaay too cold for much else.

Oct 18th

Walking to corner of 47th and Lex to meet Error Boy to drag him along for lunch with @raquelita and...

Oct 17th

I’m happy it’s Friday because it means I’ll soon have time to work on my book this...

Oct 17th

Now on the Brown: ” Spit or Swallow? http://tinyurl.com/6dwrjk

Oct 17th

Spit or Swallow?

Oct 17th

Just left In the Flesh. In a cab w/ @urban_gypsy and @debaucheddiva.

Oct 17th

NYC is so small! Just bumped into an ex-coworker on Madison and 37th. Walking south to possibly meet...

Oct 16th

Had dessert after lunch today. First dessert since I started my weight loss program. Running it off...

Oct 16th

Now on the Brown: ” Save The Date: Fri., November 14 at 6:30pm http://tinyurl.com/46627s

Oct 16th

FRANTICALLY looking for my audio recorder. I have to transcribe an interview that’s stuck on...

Oct 16th

DAMN! Can’t find it. Last time I saw it, I thought: That doesn’t belong there. I should...

Oct 16th

HILARIOUS!! Joe Wurzelbacher (the bald guy being touted as Joe plumber) isn’t registered to...

Oct 16th

Good morning, my sweeties!!! :)

Oct 16th

Leaving the office to walk to my gynecologist appointment. This will be the first time...

Oct 16th

Save The Date: Fri., November 14 at 6:30pm

Oct 16th

If tomorrow was Monday, I’d make “plumbers” the Manly Monday topic for...

Oct 16th

Joe the Plumber is already on Twitter. Saw it earlier: @joethaplumber

Oct 16th

RT @guykawasaki: How to test your morality: http://is.gd/49EW

Oct 16th

It’s asinine that (some) states REQUIRE car insurance but they give a rats ass about fixing...

Oct 16th

RT @briansolis: Joe the Plumber will have his own TV series soon #debate08

Oct 16th

Shhhh, it’s starting! Where’s the popcorn?

Oct 16th

Leaving the Siruis Radio studio. Had soooo much fun on the show with Anna, Amy and Judy. Sex Files...

Oct 16th

Alright. Turned in my part of an article, then went for a run. Surprised at # of ppl who do...

Oct 16th

Okay, I should be heading over to Sirius soon. Can’t be late.

Oct 16th

Showing I’d at security desk in Sirius Radio building. I’m on MAXIM Radio live at 2

Oct 16th

Just googled McCain + Jowls. Funny = UnNews: “McCain’s jowls revealed to contain french...

Oct 16th

He’s an incredibly handsome man for his age. At the same time, has anyone noticed the...

Oct 16th

RT @baratunde: mccain is in love with joe the plumber. that’s SO CUTE!

Oct 16th

RT @misterjt: if you had “Joe the plumber” in your drinking game, you’re drunk...

Oct 16th

Just added more pics to the calendar launch party page:...

Oct 15th

Retweeting calendar party link because a couple people said they couldn’t find it:...

Oct 15th

Now on the Brown: ” Singles: Would You Go to a Party Alone? http://tinyurl.com/4xqbby

Oct 15th

Reading celeb gossip “news” in am New York while on my way to work. Apparently Lauren...

Oct 15th

Alright, I think the Facebook page for the NYC Sex Bloggers Calendar party working again:...

Oct 15th

Singles: Would You Go to a Party Alone?

Oct 15th

Speaking of press & stuff, I’m gonna be on MAXIM Radio on Sirius today. Talking about what...

Oct 15th

Buy a calendar before they’re sold out: http://sexbloggercalendar.wordpress.com/.

Oct 15th

Woot!!! Press about The NYC Sex Blogger Calendar: http://sexuality.about.com/b/. We’re on...

Oct 15th

ver everything.

Oct 15th

nging so much.

Oct 15th

Felt slightly insecure & out of place attending that party alone. Wasn’t a...

Oct 15th

Heading home. Said I wanted to be home before ten and I’m gonna make it :) I’ve got an...

Oct 15th

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!! Facebook deleted my fucking event page because it had the word “sex”...

Oct 15th

Now on the Brown: ” Sex Files: Listen to Me on MAXIM Radio! http://tinyurl.com/4ucu27

Oct 15th

FINALLY getting ready to go downtown. Gonna swing by Cosmo Bachelors party then the vagina festival...

Oct 15th

Waiting outside at thebachelor thing. I thought it started at 6, not 7. They haven’t even...

Oct 15th

Okay, this is bullshit. I had too little time to go anywhere else and too much time to stay there....

Oct 15th

Oh, fuck it. Gonna go back to Cosmo thing, say hi to my friend and then leave early. I **REALLY**...

Oct 15th

Hmmm … Contemplating. Go back to the Cosmo thing cuz it should’ve started by now OR skip...

Oct 15th

Gawd, this area SUCKS. Just saw two rats the size of small dogs. And it smells like piss over here.

Oct 15th

Walking toward venue. Lights are on and there’s a crowd. Mustve started. We’ll see how...

Oct 15th

In the party. Must say … The guys are actually REALLY hot and high energy.

Oct 15th

Just walked in on someone peeing in the bathroom. :( Why don’t ppl lock the door when they use...

Oct 14th

Fuck yeah!! Going to 2008 Cosmo Bachelor party tonight :) Will post pics on Flickr & Facebook....

Oct 14th

Just parted with @urban_gypsy and her lovely cleavage. Heading back to the office.

Oct 14th

FYI: NYC Sex Bloggers Calendar launch party is Nov 14th 6:30-9:30 at White Rabbit on LES. Full...

Oct 14th

Leaving the office to go meet @urban_gypsy for lunch!! :)

Oct 14th

Sex Files: Listen to Me on MAXIM Radio!

Oct 14th

Going to bed soon. Just logged on to say @urban_gypsy ROCKS for coming up with NYC Sex Blogger...

Oct 14th

If you live in NYC, you HAVE TO come to the NYC Sex Blogger Calendar launch party next month!!!!!...

Oct 14th

Where’s my phone??? I hate it when I lose it while it’s on vibrate. “Here, little...

Oct 14th

RT @rebeccawalker: interesting coverage-women and leadership: http://www.newsweek.com/id/42895

Oct 14th

WTF? I’ve lost exactly **1** fucking lb since I started eating better & returned to the...

Oct 14th

Went for a short run after work. Heading home now. Co-authoring a piece and I need to forward 1st...

Oct 14th

Outside. Getting some air. Think I’ll run today if it doesn’t rain.

Oct 13th

Just finished gobbling up my chili. Ate a choc chip cookie afterwords. Resisting the urge to eat...

Oct 13th

Lunchtime. Nom, nom, nom. Eating yummy, homemade chili. I *love* chilli.

Oct 13th

Random dude just told me a funny joke: “I lost half my net worth and wow I still have my...

Oct 13th

YAY!!! Esquire is down with the brown. ;) They named Halle the sexiest woman alive.

Oct 13th

Perfect timing! Her baby daddy, Gabriel Aubry, is one of the top DILFs on www.FUNKYBROWNCHICK.com...

Oct 13th

Now on the Brown: ” Manly Mondays - Top 10 Hottest DILFs http://tinyurl.com/3mxy92

Oct 13th

Just bought my flight home to Chicago for the holidays!! I love www.sidestep.com. Anyone else got...

Oct 13th

Manly Mondays - Top 10 Hottest DILFs

Oct 13th

Aaaah! Wokr up from a short nap a bit ago. :) Hmmm, wondering if I should grab shawafel from...

Oct 13th

Why oh why is it the more you TRY to eat healthy, the better greasy food smells?!?!

Oct 12th

Went to church then lunch. Taking a walk in Central Park now. Lovin’ the warm weather in sunny...

Oct 12th

Awake. Painting my finger (French manicure) and toe (burgundy) nails. Going to church today....

Oct 12th

Fail stamp on my outfit today. Odd mix of glam and uber casual, green and blue and other crazy...

Oct 12th

Walking to corner diner for a late, solitary lunch. Brought a printout chapter of the book with me...

Oct 12th

Wondering why the fuck tix to the “STARVING ARTIST Halloween Ball” cost $50 each:...

Oct 12th

Mags and I are having a competition: Who can have the MOST unproductive Saturday. Right now,...

Oct 12th

Oh the phone w/ my friend Mags. ME: What did you accomplish today? MAGS: I picked my blanket off the...

Oct 12th

Off to the gym Wearing short running shorts, a dark blue “Yahoo Personals Summer of...

Oct 12th

Is ANYONE in NYC going to the Diesel xXx party? Didn’t know they were live streaming it around...

Oct 12th

When @ non-gentrified neighborhood restaurants w/ pens, notes and a laptop sprawled around me,...

Oct 12th

Too cute!!! The blonde Russian waitress who just brought me my bill said, “Don’t hurry!...

Oct 12th

Beautiful day in sunny Manhattan. Eating breakfast for lunch (choc chip pancakes, eggs and sausage)....

Oct 12th

Soooo nice to spend a relaxing evening at home. :) I need to get in the habit of spending at least...

Oct 12th

Uploading Flickr pics. Yom Kippur photos w/ Yiddish and English words:...

Oct 11th

Man, fucking Wall Street guys are totally trying to pick up my friend. Three dudes in particular are...

Oct 11th

I’ve only had TWO glasses of wine and I haven’t tried to hit on the young guy next to...

Oct 11th

At the party. These ppl are crazy!! :) Just talked to a dude who pissed on a squirrel that had been...

Oct 11th

Running in 4 inch heels to make it to @mssmith11 birthday shindig in time.

Oct 11th

Changing out of my 4” inches. Putting on sneakers to make the walk to lunch date more...

Oct 11th

Just left lunch w/ two perfectly amazing women: @urban_gypsy and @debaucheddiva. @mrsexsmith stopped...

Oct 11th

We’re having a party for the sex bloggers calendar launch. Details (and calendars) coming...

Oct 11th

Wall Street is a fucking ghost tiwn this time of night.

Oct 11th

Food is finished. I don’t think I’m gonna have another drink. Might go home soon.

Oct 11th

Leavong the party. Had a fun time seeing everyone again. Snaking my my through lower Manhattan....

Oct 11th

Just ordered food. Salmon and vegetables to soak up the alcohol.

Oct 11th

The Art of Zen Blog Comments

Oct 10th

Back from the Yom Kipur dinner. We ate bagels, lox, a noodle thing that tasted like cinnamon and...

Oct 10th

Walking through Grand Central.

Oct 10th

Yay! Meeting up w/ @urban_gypsy for a quick drink (no beer!) before going to Yom Kippur dinner /...

Oct 10th

Now on the Brown: ” I Weigh 136 lbs http://tinyurl.com/3qkp2p

Oct 9th

Random: Looking down the front of my red sweater in the bathroom a moment ago I noticed my right...

Oct 9th

I Weigh 136 lbs

Oct 9th

Exiting subway and walking south on Park Avenue. Feeling HUNGRY!!! Trying to lose weight. No eggs...

Oct 9th

Eating a bowl of healthy, fiber-rich “Go Lean” cereal. Closing my eyes, chanting:...

Oct 9th

By the way, hadn’t/haven’t been on Twitter lately because I had/have some REALLY fucking...

Oct 9th

Actually, it’s someone’s else’s bullshit and it’s really starting to affect...

Oct 9th

It’s damn near 11pm and I’m home for the first time today. Went to my writing group...

Oct 9th

Reading @jaapstronks interview with WSJ Online’s Almar Latour http://twurl.nl/trme8w (Dutch)

Oct 9th

Randomness. Great line from Puccini for Beginners: Woman 1 - “Hell is being alone.”...

Oct 9th

Overworked & Underboinked

Oct 8th

Leaving bookstore, walking to therapist appt. Wearing jeans and a sweater but it’s still cold....

Oct 7th

I sooo need to move my therapy appt to an earlier time slot. These late night sessions are...

Oct 7th

Just left the Daily Show live taping. Jon Stewart was great! :) Tim Robbins was the guest. See it...

Oct 6th

Eating a quick, healthy lunch before heading over to the taping.

Oct 6th

Taking the train from CT back to NYC. Today is my last day of vacation. Going spend morning cleaning...

Oct 6th

Now on the Brown: ” Manly Monday: The Cosmopolitan Bachelor http://tinyurl.com/4ks2le

Oct 6th

Manly Monday: The Cosmopolitan Bachelor

Oct 6th

Mags, Bro & I are back at the house in CT. Watching YouTube ( http://tinyurl.com/439ohg ),...

Oct 6th

Sitting at an Italian bistro eating dinner in CT with Mags and Bro. Talking about dating. Feeling a...

Oct 6th

Hello Connecticut! Will be here overnight w/ friends, then back to NYC in the morning.

Oct 5th

Fuck! Arrived at the house in CT. Went to bathroom & randomly weighed myself on the scale in...

Oct 5th

Low budget travel is physically and emotionally draining. I’ve been on buses and trains for...

Oct 5th

Arrived in New York. Now on a train headed toward Connecticut to hang w/friends. I’ve never...

Oct 5th

Determined to have a productive week when I get back to NYC. Need to push out another chapter of the...

Oct 5th

People w/ $ don’t realize how lucky they are to have convenient, comfortable travel. New...

Oct 5th

This might be an appropriate time to mention I am sooooo accepting applications for the Sugar Daddy...

Oct 5th

Uploaded weekend pics to Flickr while riding quietly on bus w/ tires rolling toward NYC. Think url...

Oct 5th

Laptop out of bat juice. Switching 2 iPod.: Estelle’s AMERICAN BOY, Fettes Brot’s...

Oct 5th

Woot! Leaving DC and heading back to NYC soon. Should be in Manhattan by 3:30 or 4pm or so.

Oct 5th

Plus, there was this GORGEOUS guy dancing a few feet away from us. Seriously, he was yummy. Totally...

Oct 5th

In a cab. Heading back to Mags’ place. Cabbie’s charging us a $4.00 surcharge. Soooo...

Oct 5th

Soooo excited. At dinner w/ Mags, Bro and @playwithmatch. Just found out Match is down with the...

Oct 5th