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Just left Milonakis sis’ (and Push It) behind. Heading to Will’s now. He started at 7....

Jan 1st

RT @huffingtonpost “Twanna A. Hines: I’m a Writer, Not a Child Pornographer […]...

Jan 1st

Milonakis’ sis is playing PUSH IT in background @ her party! :) Do u remember how old u were...

Jan 1st

Finally back home. AWESOME alcoholic NYE brunch. :)

Dec 31st

Supposed to arrive @ Milonakis’ sis place @ 6:30 for pre-party drinks before going to...

Dec 31st

Just paid a library fine. Heading over to bro’s office. We’re meeting for cocktails and...

Dec 31st

Bro, not quite ready to leave says, “Kill time. Want me to give you a dollar and tell you buy...

Dec 31st

Question: Does everyone know what “country ducks” are, or is that just a Midwestern...

Dec 31st

SUPER popular decorating pattern in Illinois. Wasn’t sure if it was an Illinois thing, Midwest...

Dec 31st

Came up in conversation earlier, SUPRISED someone hadn’t heard of them. But, apparently,...

Dec 31st

I was raised in more rural parts of Illinois, not Chicago. So, maybe it’s a rural IL thing...

Dec 31st

YES, YES, YES!!! :) Ding, ding, ding!! Folks, we have a winner. @thattoychick is right! :) Country...

Dec 31st

RT @brett: mashable - thursday, [1/15/09] - new york city - new year nyc networking event - tickets...

Dec 30th

YAY!!!! I’m at the library again and I can actually access my site!! Glad it’s back. For...

Dec 30th

Just left lunch w/ @urban_gypsy. Tons of great conversation, wine & delicious food. Told her...

Dec 30th

RT @rachelsklar: […] Sheila’s last Gawker post http://tinyurl.com/7k8dvh

Dec 30th

NYPL says my site either contains “visual depictions of obscenity, child pornography, and...

Dec 30th

So stupid. Whatevs. I can update it via Flickr.

Dec 30th

At the library. I can’t access my own fucking blog to update it because NYPL blocked it. :(

Dec 30th

Mail: letters, postcards, $5.58 donation request from FringeNYC and a copy of NERVE: The First Ten...

Dec 30th

Nerve book arrived wrapped in bubble wrap, lube and condoms. Different. Smart. Cute. :)

Dec 30th

Now on the Brown: ” Having Sex at the Library http://tinyurl.com/8noppn

Dec 30th

Okay. Just updated my blog via Flickr. Fuck, I hate nonsensical bullshit. By the way, @urban_gypsy...

Dec 30th

That reminds me. If any of you are at work & you wanna read my site, but ur office blocks the...

Dec 30th

Hey! Quick question re: censorship. I wanna get general idea how ## of u can’t access...

Dec 30th

Powering down. Leaving the the library to meet up with @urban_gypsy for a “wine soaked...

Dec 30th

TOO funny!! Came to meet Tess. Doorman was like, “Who???” I go: “Short girl, big...

Dec 30th

Okay. Fuck. FINALLY powering down. I was mid-paragraph, and I just wrapped that up. Going to meet...

Dec 30th

Having Sex at the Library

Dec 30th

Holy fuck! I’ve been sitting in front of my laptop writing w/o a break since top of the...

Dec 30th

Heading to the Irish pub to grab dinner and drinks w/ A. Milonakis sis. That girl needs a first...

Dec 30th

Whoa, this is a true story. If you’re interested in abortion issues, women’s body...

Dec 29th

It’s just not a French film until somebody gets slapped. I swear I can’t recall a French...

Dec 29th

RT @laughingsquid: “[…] great photo blog by a film location scout who shares photos of...

Dec 29th

Writing. TV on in background showing French film Une affaire de femmes (US title: Story of Women)...

Dec 29th

OMG, I am such a pop culture junkie. Just saw a sneak preview for “Confessions of a Teen...

Dec 29th

At home writing today. TV is on in the background and I think it’s becoming too much of a...

Dec 29th

Oh fuck. I was watching “Post-Impressionists” on Biography & they were talking about...

Dec 29th

At home. Tipsy. watching YouTube video of Bush’s Gavin Rossdale singing Glycerine in the rain...

Dec 29th

Difference between a generation? 00s kids know “Gavin Rossdale” sings “Love...

Dec 29th

Ok, might be TMI, but I’m gonna say it anyway b/c it’s damn near 1am & no...

Dec 29th

THANK YOU to everyone who responded about the 7 - 11 minutes orgasm question. :) Heading home now...

Dec 29th

[GASP] Ticker tape in the cab ride home just announced Eartha Kitt died. :( Saw her in Nine on...

Dec 29th

Taking a break from writing. Meeting Alison for dinner @ lower east side. Tomorrow, I need to tackle...

Dec 29th

Running a little late for 8pm dinner reservations. This time I can’t blame the subway. In a...

Dec 29th

At dinner w/ Allison, arguing w/ a boy about the avg amount of time it takes a guy to cum. He says...

Dec 29th

Awesome day! Heading back home to get some more writing 4 the book done. I have to reach my...

Dec 28th

Quick errand to grocery store. Gonna call my friend T when I get home. She broke up w/ her boyfriend...

Dec 28th

At Barnes & Noble w/ @slamhita. Flipping through copies of glossy fashion magazines &...

Dec 28th

Walking to Park Avenue to meet that fabulous woman @slamhita for brunch. Runnig 15 minutes because...

Dec 28th

LOVE this flick!!! :) Something New @ IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0437777/ @ Official Trailer...

Dec 28th

Writing. TV’s on in the background and I just noticed “Something New” just came on...

Dec 28th

Hmmmm … That reminds me, I still owe the folks over at www.funkybrownchick.com a post on Top...

Dec 28th

Sanaa Latham is so curvy & pretty: http://bit.ly/vSYx Simon Baker is a man w/ 2 faces. Sometimes...

Dec 28th

Was gonna go to a party tonight, but I’m soooo tired of traveling. My 11am plane was supposed...

Dec 28th

Just returned from Subway. Grabbed a low-cal, low-fat sandwich on a wrap for dinner. Not sure if I...

Dec 28th

Randomness: 10 Cosmetic Plastic Surgery Predictions For 2009 http://tinyurl.com/8mr3bp

Dec 28th

Not gonna watch UFC 92. Hmm, I need to call A to let her know. I think they were actually gonna see...

Dec 28th

At Chicago O’Hare - ORD - #boarding a flight back home to New York City, baby!! :) Turning...

Dec 27th

#boarding JFK

Dec 27th

Got lost on I-55 on the way to the airport in Chicago. Waiting in the self check-in lane for a...

Dec 27th

Walking toward correct security check in. Went to the one for 1st class on accident & they...

Dec 27th

Just put my shoes back on. Walking toward gate. Hungry. Hope I have time for a snack.

Dec 27th

I miss the days when the domestic airlines used to feed me and entertain me w/ movies. :(

Dec 27th

R/T @niche: “Flying domestic nowadays is pretty much like riding a very fast bus.”...

Dec 27th

Dude sitting across from me at the gate is reading Malcolm Gladwell’s “Outliers”...

Dec 27th

Oooh, do you hear that? A chorus of angels is singing because my flight is departing ON TIME!!! ;-)...

Dec 27th

Whoa! Didn’t know…RT @boarding_ “Waiting for your flight? Tweet #boarding along...

Dec 27th

Packing up my carry ons. Heading to airport SUPER early in the hopes I might leisurely read, grab a...

Dec 27th

Just finished lunch of leftover Xmas dinner: turkey, ham, collard greens, candied yams, homemade...

Dec 26th

Gaaah! Just tried to post a quick blog update on www.funkybrownchick.com via my Blackberry since...

Dec 26th

DjEdNice Yep, the sticks. :) @gstylemagazine Will DM or email you.

Dec 26th

Back in NYC (and regular posting) tomorrow.

Dec 26th

Now on the Brown: ” Escape from New York http://tinyurl.com/792v4b

Dec 26th

Escape from New York

Dec 26th

OMG, just spent 1 hour in the basement digging through old photos from past ten years. Memories...

Dec 25th

So glad I reconnected w/ old guy friend from my past via F’book. Looking @ pic of us dated...

Dec 25th

Merry Christmas my dear Twitterlings. :)

Dec 25th

Now on the Brown: ” Dear Readers: Merry Christmas http://tinyurl.com/8uqc5f

Dec 25th

Dear Readers: Merry Christmas

Dec 25th

Laying my head on a pillow on a Chicago bed for the first time in over a year. I need to come to the...

Dec 24th

Fucking hell. FINALLY in Chicago. Was supposed to land hours again but we were delayed because of...

Dec 24th

I shit you not, the sign in the train says: “If your phone worked here, you could have pizza...

Dec 24th

My phone works here but, sadly, there will be no pizza. Lou’s is gonna be closed by the time I...

Dec 24th

Chanting: “Please don’t miss this flight, I can’t miss this flight, almost there,...

Dec 23rd

Uh-oh. :( Ground delays in Chicago. My plane just got delayed again. Hmmm …. You know what my...

Dec 23rd

AWESOME! Just arrived @ airport & checked in. My flight is delayed & overbooked. If they...

Dec 23rd

Almost @ terminal. Barring any major catastrophes I should make my holiday flight — unlike...

Dec 23rd

Still at the airport … :(

Dec 23rd

Fuck! :( I cannot miss this flight. WHY is there a line at the post office at this hour??? :(

Dec 23rd

Five more people then it’s my turn. I sooooo need to get out of here. Scared I’m gonna...

Dec 23rd

Getting ready to power down computer and head to the airport soon. I’ve flown out of both, but...

Dec 23rd

Awake. Responding to Twitter DMs and comments on www.funkybrownchick.com. Want to leave the house by...

Dec 23rd

Let the count down begin!! Lou Malnatis for dinner in Chicago today!! YUMMAY!!!! :)...

Dec 23rd

Now on the Brown: ” 5 Things I’ve Learned About My Readers http://tinyurl.com/9pqoxc

Dec 23rd

Attempting to check in early online, but the site won’t let me. Hmmm … trying to figure...

Dec 23rd

New York’s “slices” aren’t even 10% as good as Chicago pizza. I miss it....

Dec 23rd

Aha! Source of the you-can’t-check-in-early-online problem is because “the first segment...

Dec 23rd

Haven’t been in a fist fight since 7th grade, but @tiffanybbrown you’re tempting me. ;)...

Dec 23rd

5 Things I’ve Learned About My Readers

Dec 23rd

Soo EXCITED about going to Sara’s ceromonial lighting of the candles tonight. She says she has...

Dec 23rd

Heading to The Gap to pick up a hat, gloves and scarf set for tomorrow’s Arctic visit to...

Dec 23rd

Okay, so, besides seeing my family, I’m also really really really really really looking...

Dec 23rd

Walking north on 5th Avenue, looking at all the pretty, sparkling decorations and listening to...

Dec 23rd

Can someone pls my old high school Christian friends who “unfriended” me on Facebook...

Dec 22nd

I’m glad I grew up in IL, but the constant judging / fear / hatred of anything...

Dec 22nd

New York might be overpriced, overhyped and overrun with overpaid douchebags. But, it’s still,...

Dec 22nd

Speaking of Illinois, The Chicago Tribune ran THIS picture: http://bit.ly/5pLd with this story...

Dec 22nd

I’m gonna freeze in IL over the holidays. :(

Dec 22nd

Writing. Totaly randomness, I googled “beady eyes” to check is it’s spelled...

Dec 22nd

Pls add that to the list of totally random shit I’ve added to my brain this weekend.

Dec 22nd

I love Mad Men @slamhita :)

Dec 22nd

Shhhh, don’t tell anyone … I sometimes have fantasies of returning to California, back...

Dec 21st

GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAALLLl Arsenal. Seriously, it was a BEAUTIFUL shot.

Dec 21st

Oh. Okay. Sorry. Going back to my writing ….

Dec 21st

I need to turn this game off. It’s too distracting.

Dec 21st

Funny commerical for soccer fans: http://bit.ly/jlAi By the way, @ste_global @willadam my blog has a...

Dec 21st

Downloading a video podcast on “The Power of Quiet.”

Dec 21st

Gah! Paid programming has it’s claws dug in Fox Soccer channel for the next 30 minutes....

Dec 21st

Listening to Nena’s original 99 Luftballons ♪♫♪♪♪ - http://tinyurl.com/y7l6zb

Dec 21st

Hmmm … my iPod tells me my top favorite music genres are: Rock, World, R&B/Soul,...

Dec 21st

Awake. Watching Fox Soccer channel, responding to comments on www.funkybrownchick.com and working on...

Dec 21st

Now on the Brown: ” Boy Vey, It’s Chanukah! http://tinyurl.com/7jnukt

Dec 21st

Boy Vey, It’s Chanukah!

Dec 21st

No :( On the phone w/ friends from Illinois. It’s -30 F in Chicago w/ the wind chill....

Dec 21st

[Gasp] Shhh! It’s starting. http://bit.ly/zcLf By the way, @allaboutgeorge THX for the link...

Dec 21st

Was gonna go to the theater w/ Sara tonight, but I finally checked IMDB & guess what? Love...

Dec 20th

Back home. Damn, it’s cold out there. :(

Dec 20th

Damn it. :( Came to MoMA w/ @raquelita and Sara but the Van Gogh exhibition is already sold out.

Dec 20th

OMG @annalytical you’re on Twitter. LOVE IT!!! Following you now.

Dec 20th

OMFG!!! It’s British Night chez Twanna. Bend It Like Beckham @ We Channel followed by Love...

Dec 20th

Just paid the tab. Getting ready to go to meseum to meet up with @raquelita

Dec 20th

Meseum = museum. :)

Dec 20th

I’m soooo in the mood to see Love Actually again. Logging in to IMDB to see when it comes on...

Dec 20th

117 Magazine and Media Predictions for 2009 @ FolioMag.com http://tinyurl.com/3ez47h

Dec 20th

RT @ThomasCrampton: Political joke: Republican administration entered office as social...

Dec 20th

Okay. Just synch iPod with a couple $0.99 purchases including POINTER SISTERS’ “Jump for...

Dec 20th

My iPod (name: “A C Slater”) is telling me I can’t disconnect yet:...

Dec 20th

Sitting at brunch. Just ordered the oat brand pancakes with fresh strawberries and bananas.

Dec 20th

Oh fuck. Got her voicemail. Gonna work on some writing for the next hour or so. Game plan: write...

Dec 20th

Looking for Sara’s #. Gonna call her to see if she’d like to do brunch a little earlier...

Dec 20th

I have a ridiculous tendency to overschedule my days and/or think I can get more accomplished during...

Dec 20th

Okay, so, we’re like at this bar on 26th or something having a great conversation about...

Dec 20th

They won’t leave or stop flirting. :( The upshot? 99 Red Baloons is playing in German in the...

Dec 20th

At other bar on Park Ave. Eating Tandoori Chicken appetizers and sipping on red wine while talking...

Dec 20th

Noooooooooooooooo :(

Dec 20th

Love Serenade, The Castle, Love & Other Catastrophes, Priscilla Queen of the Desert …

Dec 20th

RT @NewYorkology: NY1 says it’s gonna be a “heavy, wet snow” today — first...

Dec 20th

OMFG … and Muriel’s Wedding!!! How could I forget Muriel’s Wedding?!?! Has...

Dec 20th

RT @ampalm: How cute! 4-year-old girl wins 2 tickets to Obama inauguration. She’s decided to...

Dec 20th

Hmmm … My eyebrows are lookin’ a little furry and feral. :( I need to take care of that...

Dec 20th

Gonna curl my hair for the first time in weeks!! Been going for the au natural look for a little...

Dec 20th

Now on the Brown: ” Why Are You Still Single? http://tinyurl.com/4n2knn

Dec 20th

Just left that other bar that used to Divine East. Going to the Brazilian place. With Andrea....

Dec 20th

Why Are You Still Single?

Dec 19th

Still recovering from last night …

Dec 18th

Might be TMI but … Next time I decide to eat chimichurri, cupcakes, beer and wine all together...

Dec 18th

Damn it, I forgot my cell at home today. :( Oh well. I’ll get it when I get home later...

Dec 18th

RT @mashable: New York City Now Officially Looks Awesome in Google Earth ( http://ping.fm/Ptf8n )

Dec 18th

Putting on coat. Heading outside. Wondering: “Is it cold out there?” My poor little...

Dec 18th

BEAUTIFUL weather in New York City today. Seriously, you’d never guess it’s winter. :)

Dec 18th

Ewwww, I don’t feel well. :( I think I ate too much last night. It’s like 5:32am (in...

Dec 18th

In a cab. Heading home. It was great catching up w/ @raquelita. Plus I had an awesome time at the...

Dec 18th

Feeling guilty cuz I owe two editors articles that are now overdue. Will send emails when I get...

Dec 18th

Hmm … Thought about writing a www.funkybrownchick.com post about cheating tomorrow but not...

Dec 18th

Love love LOVE the folks at@YourTango. They’re awesome people and they throw fun parties!!!!...

Dec 18th

If I was a lesbian and Tango was a woman, I’d have a total crush and they would be my object...

Dec 18th

OMFG my tongue is sooo fucking happy. Just polished off a huge fucking steak topped w/ Argentine...

Dec 18th

In a cab heading toward Tango magazine party. Dinner ran late so I missed the Inc and Fast Company...

Dec 18th

Now on the Brown: ” What Percent Marries for love? http://tinyurl.com/6npbyt

Dec 17th

I eat waaaaaay more food in the winter than I do during summer. Just gobbled a tiny deli sandwich....

Dec 17th

I’m eating so much you’d think I was pregnant. Luckily: no sex in weeks + I’m on...

Dec 17th

RT @jezebel: “L’Homme Fatal” - The NY Observer has put a name to yet another...

Dec 17th

“Top children’s books for single parents” from @SingleMomSeekin -...

Dec 17th

RT @Jaxthatgirl: Heeb xmas eve party Fontana’s 105 Eldridge 9 pm-3 am Comp margaritas...

Dec 17th

Excited about tonight’s magazine parties. :) By the way, @Mollena Thanks for the nomination...

Dec 17th

What Percent Marries for love?

Dec 17th

Feel like showing a little leg for tonight’s party. :) Wearing a knee-length skirt and the...

Dec 17th

Home from the movie Doubt. Intense and tons of great acting. :) By the way, @jonnodotcom, yep,...

Dec 17th

Snow. :) Briskly walking south on Lexington toward subway, dodging snow flakes. Excited about seeing...

Dec 17th

At the theater. Just ordered a small pop ans small popcorn. Yummy!! :)

Dec 17th

Now on the Brown: ” How to Find a Therapist http://tinyurl.com/6ya3bw

Dec 16th

Need an afternoon giggle? Watch this funny commercial about things that happen only in New York:...

Dec 16th

Yay! Got off phone w/ Milonakis’ sis a bit ago. We’ve got tickets to see Doubt tonight....

Dec 16th

Did anyone else see the snow in Manhattan about an hour ago? Soooo pretty!!! :)

Dec 16th

In case you missed it, this year’s Golden Globe nominations: http://tinyurl.com/6zwt3n

Dec 16th

Whoa! CNN reporting Detroit Free Press & Detroit News are ending home delivery...

Dec 16th

How to Find a Therapist

Dec 16th

Finally home. Therapy was good. Seriously, I’m quite happy with my current therapist. I feel...

Dec 16th

Got off on wrong subway stop. :( Walking 15 blocks south to meet Bro for our 6:30 dinner...

Dec 16th

Ooooh, I have the restaurant in my sights. :) Mole, come to mama …

Dec 16th

OMG, I need to stop looking at Open Source Food. @raquelita @niche @cupcakeblog Red Velvet Cupcakes...

Dec 15th

Hmmm … Either going to dinner OR going to see Milk w/ Bro tonight. Don’t have time for...

Dec 15th

Late lunch: 1/2 thinly sliced green apple, wasa crackers topped w/ fresh swiss cheese, 12 chilled...

Dec 15th

Hmmm … Milk is 2 hours long. Will see it during the weekend and do eclectic southwestern...

Dec 15th

RT @garyvee: Anyone signing up or buying wine of the month for people and have questions hit me up...

Dec 15th

Has anyone seen Milk yet? If so, wanna @ me with a your impressions and/or a mini-review?

Dec 15th

Light(ish) lunch because I’m gonna attack a huge pile of chicken enchiladas smothered in mole for...

Dec 15th

FINALLY back on Twitter. Was off for majority of yesterday due to a juiceless Blackberry Curve. All...

Dec 15th

Now on the Brown: ” Manly Monday: Who’s Responsible for Os? http://tinyurl.com/6n92e9

Dec 15th

Manly Monday: Who’s Responsible for Os?

Dec 15th

Home. Spent morning w/o a phone because I forgot my charger. By the way, @BondGyrl THANK YOU for the...

Dec 15th

Now on the Brown: ” FYI: I Like to Hoop It Up :) http://tinyurl.com/5rbvgl

Dec 14th

FYI: I Like to Hoop It Up :)

Dec 14th

Any German speakers out there? If so, tell me this: kannst du beatboxen?!?!? :) Audio and video...

Dec 14th

AWESOME! :) @KathrinOutLoud You speak German, but can’t beatbox. @ThatLawyerDude You beatbox...

Dec 14th

Watching sexy boys in knees socks run muscular legs across the pitch. Fox Soccer Channel: Man Utd vs...

Dec 14th

Watching “In the Name of the Father” on Sundance. Daniel Day-Lewis? HAWT. Daniel...

Dec 14th

Ditto @Paisano : “The Family Man is a great movie for the holidays.”...

Dec 13th

Wondering if I should continue hosting images on www.funkybrownchick.com or switch to Flickr /...

Dec 13th

Now on the Brown: ” Twanna’s 2008 “Holiday Giving” Guide http://tinyurl.com/5glgot

Dec 13th

Kudos to holiday good samaritans @hitormissjudy @goodnamestaken @audaciaray @urban_gypsy...

Dec 13th

New York Times article “The Demise of Dating” says “Dating is dated. Hooking up is...

Dec 13th

Phil announces: “Finnish women: Biggest whores in the world” http://bit.ly/eREJ

Dec 13th

Twanna’s 2008 “Holiday Giving” Guide

Dec 13th

Happier / sexier news … the female condom is now 15 years old http://tinyurl.com/5o34ay

Dec 13th

WTF?!?! :( TIME MAGAZINE: “Actor Cuts Throat on Stage in Knife Mix-Up”...

Dec 13th

At the Feministing party. @slamhita just showed up looking smokin’ :)

Dec 13th

Pack it up. Pack it in. Let me begin … to make my way down to LES … :) And, @SINgleGIRL,...

Dec 13th

Just left Feministing back to drop by Karlyn’s shindig.

Dec 13th

My shirt’s fucking glitter is EVERYWHERE! Seriously, the stuff’s in my hair, stuck on my...

Dec 12th

Super-duper excited about my friend Kar-Kar’s going away party tonight. Lucky girl!...

Dec 12th

WSJ: A Near-Majority of Women Prefer Internet to Sex … Large Majority of Men Cower in Fear...

Dec 12th

Sitting @ lunch. Was debating between mussels and the burger. Reluctantly went with mussels. Ate as...

Dec 12th

Just finished lunch w/ Mahlena-Rae. She sooo need to get on Twitter. :)

Dec 12th

Why am I awake at this hour? :( I want tea. And sleep.

Dec 12th

Omg I look and feel disgusting. Walking toward Negril. Soaked. Cold. :(

Dec 12th

Fucking hell. Almost had to box the bouncer to get in cuz he wanted me to check my coat. Luckily the...

Dec 12th

At Negril. Drinking deliciously yummy Sangria w/ @netdoc66 @bondgyrl.

Dec 12th

Yay!! Just said hi to an incredibly cute couple!! :) @theassistant and @dj_diva. Total cuteness!!...

Dec 12th

Yay! @lionelane just showed up too!! :) he’s one of my favorite people in the world.

Dec 12th

Hilarious!! Anna-Scarlet just called me. I said like two or three words and she was like: ARE YOU...

Dec 12th

Just met @chloe_hilliard from the Village Voice. She’s very tall and very pretty. :)

Dec 12th

The barv has a TV. They’re showing Grafitti Bridge. Never heard of this Prince movie but...

Dec 12th

Fuck I love @bondgyrl! She just met a PR person who isn’t on Twitter and she was like,...

Dec 12th

Talking to a guy who just told me I missed NY stilletto (sp) exhibit. :( @ludovicspeaks @aent djeff...

Dec 12th

Okay. Powering down the computer & flipping on the mobile. Heading up to Negril to meet the...

Dec 11th

Hitting my afternoon slump. My natural bio rhythm wants to wake @ 7am, have a productive morning,...

Dec 11th

AFP: One in five US teens has had ‘tech sex’: study http://tinyurl.com/5udtp9 (via...

Dec 11th

Oooh, Nerve magazine is having a competition … Vote for the Best Personal Sex Essays of 2008 -...

Dec 11th

RT @littlebrown: @writereader is giving away OUTLIERS on her blog. Enter here:...

Dec 11th

ABC News: Study Reports Anal Sex on Rise Among Teens http://tinyurl.com/5lk23s

Dec 11th

EARTHTIMES: “One in Three Women Would Dump Their Partner over an ‘Inadequate’...

Dec 11th

Just left writing group. We’ve all grabbing beers at a local dive bar.

Dec 11th

Um, this place sells cheeseburgers for $1.50. WTF? What the hell is in those burgers?

Dec 11th

Damn! Missed PRNewser party. Got sucked into a phone conversation. Then had e-discussion about...

Dec 11th

Boarding subway to dash to writing group. Bringing two pieces to read. One funny, one serious. Not...

Dec 11th

Skipping both of tonight’s party. Dinner instead. Between tomorrow’s Tweetup & Media...

Dec 10th

Fuck. Debating if I should run to PRNewser party or blipTV party for a hot second. OR, skip both to...

Dec 10th

Whoa, exiting my building for thr first time since this 9:30 am. It RAINED out here when I...

Dec 10th

Motherfucker. :( Ran quick errand to post office. Wasn’t raining when I left so I didn’t...

Dec 10th

Just took this “holw long will YOU live” test. Try it for yourself if you’re...

Dec 10th

Now on the Brown: ” Who is Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich? http://tinyurl.com/5o3sg3

Dec 10th

Pressing a warm mug filled with Yogi Green Tea a against my lips. I love that stuff.

Dec 10th

Love love LOVING the warmer weather in NYC. :)

Dec 10th

Being honest an email to a close guy friend. I said: I’m fine. He said: I don’t believe...

Dec 10th

Kiddies, today’s lunchtime sandwich is fresh baked bread, swiss cheese, red onion and turkey...

Dec 10th

Who is Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich?

Dec 10th

On the phone with Mags and Bro. Talking about Governor Rod Blagojevich. (We’re all from...

Dec 10th

On MTV right now: True Life - “I Work in the Sex Industry” http://bit.ly/3r7a

Dec 10th

Just saw a @zappos commercial. :)

Dec 10th

Heading home. Thinking of picking up take out @ that place on the corner. Not the healthiest but...

Dec 10th

Fuck me. I’m so Midwestern! Dude @ register said hi & I’m all: “Hi! How R...

Dec 10th

“Unfriended” a nutjob or two on Facebook. Oddly, it actually feels REALLY good. Kinda...

Dec 9th

RT @TheJennTaFur: 103,000 Passive Couch Potatoes are Active Social Media users! Get the whole study...

Dec 9th

Dude commented: “Don’t hate the player…Hate the game, hate evolution, hate human nature...

Dec 9th

RT @NewYorkology (via @murphguide) Free beer for NY Sports fans tonight at Overlook:...

Dec 9th

Called Bro for lunch, Decided to get together for dinner next Monday instead. Going to use lunch...

Dec 9th

Lunch: toasted maple honey turkey & gouda cheese sandwich with a tall glass of apple juice...

Dec 9th

Running an errand to the bank to make a deposit.

Dec 9th

Eating two large scoops of Ben & Jerry’s choc fudge brownie fro yo because, you know,...

Dec 9th

Saw news brief in amNewYork during morning commute. “Husbands from Hell” OJ Simpson,...

Dec 9th

In past 40 years, Illinois had eight governors. Exactly 1/2 were sent to prison: http://bit.ly/lV8U....

Dec 9th

Why is my home state so thuggish?

Dec 9th

Now on the Brown: ” “Hearts Are Broken Every Day” http://tinyurl.com/6zdjal

Dec 9th

“Hearts Are Broken Every Day”

Dec 9th

RT @ThomasCrampton: Pulitzer Prizes now open to online media. That took a while! http://is.gd/aOEy

Dec 9th

Just left therapy in tears as usual. You gotta break the bad stuff down to make room to build up...

Dec 9th

Leaving the beautiful ladies. Heading to my therapy appointment. Starts at 9:30 and I’m...

Dec 9th

Funny! My top 5 words tweeted are “love,” “know,” “yeah,”...

Dec 9th

Finally at home. Snuggled in a blanket on the couch. Gonna watch something light, funny, happy...

Dec 9th

Relationships (family, dating, etc) are hard.

Dec 9th

Turning desktop off, switching to mobile. Gonna have drinks w/ @abiolatv & Anna. Cocktail is...

Dec 9th

Just called the girls to let them know I’m on my way. They’re both already there....

Dec 9th

Sitting with @abiolatv and Anna David (who needs to get on Twitter!!). Talking about tons of TMI sex...

Dec 9th

Excited about cocktails w/ @abiolatv & Anna later tonight. Mgt time got pushed back from 6 to 7....

Dec 8th

Need sexuality resources for teens? @violetblue has http://bit.ly/1Kl5 and @nikolhasler hosts...

Dec 8th

Just finished an interview for @fjsradio. If you couldn’t listen live, will R/T the link once...

Dec 8th

My taste buds are *STILL* happy about the blue cheese and italian sausage-covered pizza slices I ate...

Dec 8th

Now on the Brown: ” Introducing: Man Pageant Winner “Nick” http://tinyurl.com/5q89ep

Dec 8th

Introducing: Man Pageant Winner “Nick”

Dec 8th

Just got notice I’m on the list of Top 100 New Yorkers on Twitter: http://bit.ly/Y9bE . THANK...

Dec 8th

Hating on the weather in New York right now. Later, I’ve got a lunch appt only 3 blocks from...

Dec 8th

Annoyed. Dude stood crowded next to me on subway & exhaled disgusting breath. What the fuck did...

Dec 8th

RT @ejacqui: If you haven’t watched the Proposition 8 Musical yet, do it now:...

Dec 8th

Though I disagree with some random stuff he’s said in the past, I *totally* love this post by...

Dec 8th

On the phone. Whateves. Bro just spewed tea hateration saying “it’s immitation...

Dec 8th

Watching “Snapped” on WE tv or Oxygen. Not sure what the difference between those two...

Dec 8th

FYI: NYC’s sweaty, underground, erotic wrestling fight club’s next party is January 7 @...

Dec 8th

This chick blindfolded & handcuffed husband to chair, then stabbed him twice while playing kinky...

Dec 8th