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In Bushwick with a friend and a couple. Neighborhood is different than I expected. Thought it was...
Jun 1st
Leaving Starbucks. Done writing for the day. Going to Bushwick to meet friends for dinner.
May 31st
Single chick agreed but added, “Okay but when you get back you’ve gotta watch my laptop...
May 31st
Woman with 2 kids just took daughter to restroom and asked random single chick at next table to...
May 31st
Typical book is approx 50,000 words or so. I’ve finished 9,000 and counting on the memoir....
May 31st
I have a thing for men who speak Spanish. Who the hell am I kidding? I have a thing for men period....
May 31st
Hot Latino sitting at 3 o’clock. Wearing polo shirt, khaki shorts and sunglasses balanced...
May 31st
Woman at Starbucks table next to mind is using a transcription thing. Looks weird.
May 31st
Resisted the urge to shop for a new bikini at Victoria’s Secret. At Starbucks. Writing.
May 31st
Damn. Just got kicked off the internet. Oh well. Easier to write without e-distractions I guess.
May 31st
Just passed gorgeous guy on Dekalb Ave. We caught eyes and smiled but neither said anything....
May 31st
Gonna get some writing done before tonight’s party. Need free wifi in Fort Greene. DM me if...
May 31st
Delicious! Getting ready to leave. Food and drinks were great.
May 31st
Usher’s “Burn” is on in the background. Love this song.
May 31st
Now TLC is playing. Love the 90s. Remember that song Waterfalls? :)
May 31st
Waiting for our food. J Timberlake is bringing sexy back in the background. Me? I’m bringing...
May 31st
Now talking menstrual sex. Stay tuned to www.funkybrownchick.com and @babecakes blog for the...
May 31st
Debating between steak and eggs, a burger or brunch crepes. Enjoying our girl talk about guys and...
May 31st
Walking around Fort Greene with @babecakes
May 31st
Just passed @carolsdaughter place. Walking next to park. Pretty.
May 31st
Belini for @babecakes. Mimosa for me. Still need to order food.
May 31st
In case anyone was wondering, wearing grey pants, peach top and yellow hoodie. Spring / Easter egg...
May 31st
Finally within walking distance of @babecakes. Sucks the train doesn’t run express during the...
May 31st
Just finished reading an email from a friend working for the UN in Sudan. Kind of scared shitless...
May 31st
Closing my laptop. Putting on shoes. Heading to meet @babecakes for lunch and cocktails!
May 31st
Feeling like a TOTAL jackass!! Woke up early with an upsets stomach. Fell asleep again and then...
May 31st
Just saw @jaysmooth across the room.
May 31st
Got “The Back Door” and “The Back Room” confused for a second there. :)
May 31st
At Feministing.
May 31st
Soooo forgot to bring address with me. DM me if you have addy for Feministing party. :) Thanx!
May 31st
Ate escargot and lobster for dinner. So full. Saw SATC. Now heading 2 Feministing party. Not sure...
May 31st
Soooo tipsy! :)
May 31st
I need to get better organised when it comes to my social life.
May 31st
Hobbling north to the 50s
May 31st
Arrived. Officially like 30 minutes late. I think I’m the last one to get here.
May 31st
Times Square is such a fucking madhouse. Enchanting and annoying at the same time! Almost at...
May 31st
Exiting subway at 42nd. Japanese tourists next 2 me on train kept saying word that sounded like...
May 31st
Waiting for the teller to come back for approval.
May 31st
Approved. Deposit made and cash for tips in hand. Heading to subway.
May 31st
Running to bank to make deposit. Soo need to sign up for direct deposit at the new job.
May 30th
Dinner is at 7 in Midtown. I’m still in Union Square. Soo not worried. Everyone else is gonna...
May 30th
Wondering if I should just “resched”at this point.
May 30th
Will arrive and see what they say.
May 30th
One block away.
May 30th
Made it!
May 30th
Should’ve cabbed it. Got lost in subway tunnel. Just now exiting. I am officially very very...
May 30th
Jumped out of cab, hobbling on weak ankle to express train.
May 30th
Running an errand. Exited building. Ran to corner and stuck hand in air. Hailing a cab.
May 30th
Entering subway.
May 30th
Traffic is horrible. I could probably wall faster than this.
May 30th
I’m such a goof! I confused 66th and 3rd with 66 3rd. One is in north midtown. Other is...
May 30th
Damn, what’s up with the crane crashes in Manhattan? :( Not good....
May 30th
New York Times article : “Sex and the Rest of the City” http://tinyurl.com/6elj7y
May 30th
In case anyone was wondering, I’m wearing my white G-Shock watch today. It’s equally...
May 30th
Just polished off a bowl of fiber cereal & milk followed by a glass of yogurt drink.
May 30th
Almost at my building. Had unexpected madness / crazy start to the day.
May 30th
Sex and the City: The Movie
May 30th
Craving the taste of yellow cake batter.
May 29th
People Say The Damndest Things
May 29th
I didn’t get enough sleep last night. Feeling slightly tired, cranky.
May 29th
Retwit @lawgeek : “Setting your own bedtime is one of the best/worst things about being...
May 29th
Okay, FINALLY heading to bed soon …
May 29th
Heading home now. My writing group runneth over with sexy people who are wickedly brilliant.
May 29th
Just got out of the subway. Love love love my wine and cheese writing group.
May 29th
On my way to meet up with my writing group.
May 29th
Ducked into a Starbucks to twinkle. The little cowgirl’s room looked like a total hot mess. :(
May 29th
Worst summer song ever made? “Summer Girls” by Lyte Funky Ones -...
May 28th
Fleet week: http://tinyurl.com/6jmm5e
May 28th
Anyone out there know a good, simple PDF and/or online interactive EURO 2008 office pool document?
May 28th
Where in the World Are You?
May 28th
I do that too! :)
May 28th
Sometimes I get too swamped with email and I wanna delete everything in my inbox.
May 28th
BTW, if anyone knows any 16-24 year old New Yorkers, Sara B wants to interview them about election...
May 28th
Ran an errand. Bumped into Stacey Ann Chin on the street. I *LOVE* her work:...
May 27th
Funky Brown Link: Is there such a thing as a “soul mate” http://tinyurl.com/62aoht
May 27th
Do You Believe in Soulmates?
May 27th
Not calling in sick. Gonna stick it out and pick up Pepto during lunch.
May 27th
Bittersweet good news? I haven’t had sex in months and I was on my period the other week....
May 27th
I still feel sick. :( Originally thought it was the booze from last night. It’s not. Tummy...
May 27th
I don’t feel well. I think I drank too much tonight. Soooo ready for bed! :)
May 27th
I felt a little nauseatied. Still, I’m sending you birthday wishes
May 27th
Chaving it up in Times Square. If you don’t know the word “chav” google it. ;)
May 27th
Dude on the street just asked me if I’m Caribbean. Seemed surprised I’m American. Odd.
May 26th
Heading to midtown. It’s Memorial Day. Ribs for dinner.
May 26th
Brown link: FUNKY BROWN CHICK today “Do I Scare the Hell Out of Men?”...
May 26th
Do I Scare the Hell Out of Men?
May 26th
How to Get Down with the Funky Brown
May 26th
At home. My phone ran out of juice. Too much talking. Too much Twitter. Taking a break, kicking back...
May 26th
Ad is on corner of 37th and 3rd.
May 25th
Just walked part ad for bagels featuring Jen Dziura. She looks great, and I had a blast at her bee...
May 25th
Patiently waiting for the southbound bus.
May 25th
We got kinda lost in the park. Finally out. On the east side now. Might drop by the Beer Menus party...
May 25th
Leaving park. Just passed dude dressed half naked, singing opera and playing the violin.
May 25th
We’re gonna leave the park soon. Thinking of going 2 a rooftop restaurant or bar. Know any...
May 25th
Brunch is over. We’re walking in Central Park on the UWS now. Gonna be downtown later this...
May 25th
Unlimited Sangria. Yum.
May 25th
At brunch! :)
May 25th
If it weren’t for weekend brunches, I wouldn’t see many of my friends.
May 25th
PERFECT! Just got a text from two of the three. They’re running late too.
May 25th
The MTA is such a fucking nightmare on the weekends. Still, it’s better than driving....
May 25th
Gonna be late for lunch. I’m 22 blocks away.
May 25th
If you’re downtown around 4 today, stop by Jonathan Shoor Gallery to see pink in action.
May 25th
Suzi says: “The Pink Revolution is a movement toward a compassionate society.”
May 25th
Walking in the warm sun that finally smiles on NYC. Meeting 3 friends for margarita and Mexican food...
May 25th
Just watched Techno Kitties: http://tinyurl.com/5fzcu8
May 25th
Reading Modern Love: http://tinyurl.com/6lhd2t
May 25th
Stories from today’s times: http://tinyurl.com/6gavwp
May 25th
Random, I know, but I think I’m gonna make pink the official color for FUNKYBROWNCHICK.com....
May 25th
Reading the New York Times online.
May 25th
Ooooh! Switched the background on my Twitter page. Now Twitter matches my blog. Lovin’ on the...
May 25th
OMG Pink loves Brown!!! http://www.pinklovesbrown.com/ I’m sooooo gonna buy stuff from...
May 25th
Randomness … In case you were wondering, the German word for “badonkadonk” is...
May 25th
Awake. Just noticed I missed a bunch of @ msgs last night. @HautinLA Please excuse the typo! :) The...
May 25th
Saw random dude do the sign of the cross before exitins the subway earlier.
May 25th
Saw really cute guy on my way home. He was with a group of friends. Would’ve felt silly to...
May 25th
Can’t believe it’s after 1am. Totally planned to drop by the spelling bee then...
May 25th
Gonna update www.funkybrownchick.com with stories tomorrow.
May 25th
Where is @jonnodotcom when we need him? :)
May 25th
Just left the party / orgy / flirtatiousness.
May 25th
Just sucked Jonathan Shoor’s pinky finger. He liked it. That’s much less innocent than...
May 25th
Gossiping about hot guys and whether or not it’s okay to date older men with 20+ age gap.
May 25th
OMG! Jonathan Shoor Gallery. Big space. And I just met Jonathan himself. He’s telling me about...
May 25th
Kink is the new pink!
May 25th
I LOVE New York.
May 25th
This gallery is wild, oh and Jonathan gives great full body hugs.
May 25th
The Pink Revolution is happening www.myspace.com/pink_revolution
May 25th
Totally ducked into a gallery with @raquelita and @babecakes. Just met Suzi Chang.
May 25th
Jen D rocks! Check out www.nycbee.com for info about her next bee.
May 25th
Fyi: NYCers wanna fight AIDS and homelessness? Visit Housing Works. First time here. They seem cool.
May 25th
Second word is levithan. Shit, did I spell that right?
May 25th
Drunkenness and spelling go surprisingly well together!
May 25th
He got it right!
May 25th
Question from Jen: Would you rather be the hottest person in Arkansas or the ugliest New Yorker?
May 25th
Housing Works wouldn’t let us in because we’re 19 minutes early. That’s odd.
May 25th
First speller is up! :)
May 25th
Ready to get down with the spelling bee!
May 25th
Yay! @babecakes has been corrupted. We’re eating cupcakes!
May 24th
Using debit card to pay for $2.25 cupcake. Must. Go. To. ATM.
May 24th
At the bank.
May 24th
Looking at low balance printed on the receipt. Sadness. Sadness.
May 24th
Cougar action. Just took a picture with one of the Fleet Week boys.
May 24th
Calories of choice? Chocolate cupcakes with Raspberry frosting. From Crumbs. (Cheating on...
May 24th
Love it when I run into people I know in the city. Strange that’s even possible in a city of...
May 24th
Meeting @babecakes in Union Square. Gonna try to convince her to eat cupcakes with me b4 the bee.
May 24th
Feeling decidely unglam today. Sneakers, pants and no makeup really.
May 24th
Good thing I wore sneakers today. I would’ve never made this trip in heels.
May 24th
Near Union Square.
May 24th
Just passed a window filled with headless bikini clad plastic models.
May 24th
Stumbled into a bookstore. Checking out magazines. Just noticed Tila Tequila is on cover of Blender.
May 24th
Didn’t curl my hair today. Laying off the heat for a bit. Will be friends with curling iron...
May 24th
Buying a copy of Vanity Fair.
May 24th
VF page 46: “In less than a year, the Bush administration will strut out of office leaving the...
May 24th
On foot again. Walking south.
May 24th
Ooh! Sundance at BAM. I’m soo there. DM me if you’re gonna see anything next week.
May 24th
… in the same condition a toddler leaves a diaper.”
May 24th
Food. :) Eating and peacefully reading.
May 24th
Used debit card for $4.50. Need to go to ATM.
May 24th
I gave thighs people. Women over 30 have thighs.
May 24th
En route downtown. Gonna check out Jen D’s spelling bee at 8. Roaming the streets between now...
May 24th
I saw more plays in NYC when I was a tourist than I do now that I live here.
May 24th
Tiny waist + badonkadunk = I can’t find pants that fit.
May 24th
I don’t take time to walk around the city as much as I should. I get wrapped up in day to day...
May 24th
Heading downtown with no particular plans. Food will be consumed. That’s all I know.
May 24th
Okay, I’m a goof. Heading back home because my wallet isn’t in my purse. Think I left it...
May 24th
Walking back to subway AVEC wallet this time. ;)
May 24th
Wearing low rise pants and I have to keep pulling them up because they fit me strangely.
May 24th
Coolest thing ever? During my cab ride, driver was listening to NPR. My segment was on. I felt...
May 24th
Soooo glad it’s an extended holiday weekend. Looking forward to R&R.
May 24th
At home. Left the girls’ night out early because I was kind of drained from a long week of...
May 24th
Here’s the link, folks! Listen to me on NPR: http://tinyurl.com/6xlwm7
May 24th
Sex & the Blog
May 23rd
BEAUTIFUL weather in NYC today.
May 23rd
Just left the show. Heading back to work.
May 23rd
Man, I love public radio. Listening to News and Notes. You should listen, too! ;) I’m gonna be...
May 23rd
I’ve got my Flipcam with me. Will shoot video to pass the time.
May 23rd
Just met the CEO of beliefnet.com in the lobby. He was super cool. I took his card.
May 23rd
I should’ve brought my laptop or a book or something. I’m not on for another half hour.
May 23rd
Walking to NPR’s offices.
May 23rd
Thanks for the congrats! Will post the audio link on funkybrownchick.com later.
May 23rd
Drinking water to lube my throat.
May 23rd
Everyone here is so nice. They gave me a cool tour.
May 23rd
Got that 80s tune “And you know I can’t live without my radio”stuck in my head.
May 23rd
Wearing a dress to work even though it’s casual Friday. Felt like bringing the glam this...
May 23rd
Finished drinks then dinner. Meeting up with A then going home,
May 23rd
Okay. Almost at the bar. Where excoworker is.
May 22nd
Wow! I’m like 15 minutes late and I’m still here first. Not bad.
May 22nd
Grabbing a seat at the bar and quickly reading a piece I have to finish before the end of the day.
May 22nd
Had lunch with sexy Schultyz today. It was the first time we’d seen each other in daylight...
May 22nd
Dodging cars tourists and sailors in Times Square. I forgot it’s Fleet Week.
May 22nd
Oops that was @raquelita
May 22nd
Oooh! Was the French guy single? ;)
May 22nd
Trying to make my way to Ninth Avenue to meet excoworker for drinks.
May 22nd
Read the New York Times article about blogger Emily Gould http://tinyurl.com/565sko
May 22nd
Chocolate is Sexy
May 22nd
I so didn’t Twitter at last night’s chocolate party because I was shooting video. John...
May 22nd
Await. I am soooooooooo glad this weekend is a holiday weekend. I need to recover.
May 22nd
I should so write when I get home, but I’m so tired. Gimme a break. Only 3 ours of sleep last...
May 22nd
Then I went out for steak frites and wine. I ate enough for five people.
May 22nd
Okay so, I am RIDICULOUSLY full. Got a private tour and tons of goodies from the chocolate people.
May 22nd
Oh my! I’m here and I’m in HEAVEN. Chocolate EVERYWHERE. :)
May 21st
Just exited the subway at Wall Street. Heading east. If all the chocolate is gone I’m gonna be...
May 21st
Leaving the office to in to the chocolate tasting. Running late. Got wrapped up in the game. Go Man...
May 21st
Today on FUNKYBROWNCHICK.com, New York Times’ “A Guide to Living Life as Single...
May 21st
“A Guide to Embracing Life as a Single …”
May 21st
Email from guy friend who reads funkybrownchick.com: “Whoa! If I’d known you were such a...
May 21st
I left my place 20 minutes earlier than usual. Full day today, and I’m only running on 3 hours...
May 21st
Wondering, “What the hell should I wear today?”
May 21st
Breakup 2.0? It’s not you or your blogs, it’s me. :)
May 21st
I can’t believe it’s 2 am. The girls night out was supposed to last 2 hours. It’s...
May 21st
Just found out James Bond reads FUNKYBROWNCHICK.com. ;)
May 21st
Things you must know: Laird Hamilton is a surfer and Rob Thomas is not Dave Thomas.
May 21st
On the Lower East Side. Just found the missing link!
May 21st
… And none of these men is Rob Zombie.
May 21st
Still hanging out with the girls. Red wine and chocolate cake. HOW am I gonna lose 10 lbs for the...
May 21st
OMG, Google HIVES FOR LIVES. Beautiful story about two little girls who are sweet as honey. ;)
May 21st
Did you know Whole Foods has the highest percentage of organic food?
May 20th
At Whole Foods. Getting a personal “foodie” tour to teach me how to read labels....
May 20th
Check out Sara Benincasa’s abortion write 4 MTV: http://tinyurl.com/5bwgyn. My $0.02 are...
May 20th
On my way 2 work. Wearing a fitted SWEATER. I am so over shitty weather. It’s almost June for...
May 20th
Men: Feel Your Balls (Testicular Cancer)
May 20th
Making a pit stop by Whole Foods before the 9:30 appointment.
May 20th
Heading to the wine party over on the west side by Gaanseuoort.
May 19th
Thoughts of a Single Woman
May 19th
Business attire trick 121: pair fishnet panty hose with retro ankle strap heels and a classic cut...
May 19th
The result? Sexy but appropriate, classy not skanky.
May 19th
Signing off the for evening. Sweet, little baby kisses on all my Twitterling’s lips. Lekker...
May 19th
I should be asleep, but I’m watching “Sex: The Revolution” on VH1.
May 19th
Wishing @jonnodotcom was in NYC so I could spank him for keeping me awake. ;)
May 19th
Okay, NOW I’m going to bed. Man, that VH1 show was good. Must remember to catch the next...
May 19th
Went to brunch w/ Bro during the AM. Linked up w/ “A” and Andy Milonakis’ sister 4...
May 19th
I saw a woman dry hump a man on the MTA subway platform earlier today. That was, um,...
May 19th
Heading to Brooklyn to hang out with one of my favorite married couples and their baby.
May 18th
Fucking around with my phone. Accidentally resent a txt msg I wanted to delete. Must be tired.
May 18th
It’s chilly outside. I didn’t bring a jacket because it was nice weather when I left the...
May 18th
Waiting on the subway to whisk me away.
May 18th
It’s way too late. I should’ve taken a cab.
May 18th
Heading to Brooklyn to hang out with one of my favorite married couples and their baby.
May 18th
OMFG!!! Just found out my friends and I just got tix to see Jon Stewart on Monday, October 6th. I...
May 17th
Get Down Girl, Go Head Get Down.
May 17th
Oops, I guess that wasn’t ONLY 4 @HauteinLA. :) Anyone else wants to can watch Kanye & the...
May 17th
By the way, can I tell you I LOVE @bliptv. Instead of outright banning content, they let you rate...
May 17th
My video is TV-MA for language (Kayne talks about putting his sperm in a Swedish chick) and nudity...
May 17th
Only 9 minutes until the upload finishes. I’m so excited. Watching the video was like going to...
May 17th
Oooooh, I just finished editing my videos. Spike Lee, Kanye West, naked women, cocktails and fashion...
May 17th
Awake. Going to a dinner party tonight. Spending the morning cleaning my apartment and writing.
May 17th
NYC: Five Women Talk about Sex
May 16th
Up late working on a bunch of different stuff. Does anyone know if Viddler and/or YouTube allow...
May 16th
I can’t believe it’s already after 11:00pm. Where does the time go?!?!?!
May 16th
OOOOH!!! Wanna eavesdrop five female sex and dating bloggers’ “ladies night out”??...
May 16th
… and multitasking. :) On phone with my friend Anna-Scarlet talking about the relative merits...
May 16th
Focus. Focus. Focus. Must not get distracted by the siren of random links, YouTube, Pandora,...
May 16th
And, then, I’m on like freakin’ Wikipedia reading about feral children or something...
May 16th
Responding 2 emails. Easy to get off task. I’m like, “oooh, they gave me a cool...
May 16th
Sometimes I’m really bad at remembering to take time out for “me.” Have a habit of...
May 15th
Sadly, skipping tonight’s social events. I sooo need to get my personal stuff in order.
May 15th
Laundry, clean, finish editing an article, and catch up on email. Send out e-update. Fun night...
May 15th
At Dunkin Donuts picking up free iced coffee. Get yours today.
May 15th
Soms mis ik Nederland.
May 15th
Just finished quick run 2 post office. The guy at the counter rocked! A former airline employee....
May 15th
On Broadway. Heading back to the office. Craving Tasti D low fat frozen yogurt.
May 15th
I soo need to clean my apartment.
May 15th
It’s like “so messy I can’t have anyone over” messy.
May 15th
Starving! Using lunch break to go home and pick up that thing I need to FedEx out today.
May 15th
Today on FUNKYBROWNCHICK.com — last night’s event/concert with Kanye West, Spike Lee,...
May 15th
I need help from my dear twitterlings w/ video skills. How do I get AVI Flipcam files to play (with...
May 15th
Do the Right Thing and Be My Black Kate Moss...
May 15th
Oops! Forgot to mention I’m wearing my brand new G-SHOCK watch too.
May 15th
The MTA is hating on me today. The commute took MUCH longer than it should have.
May 15th
I don’t like my outfit but it was too late to change. So, I packed a funky red shirt in my...
May 15th
I am not hungover.
May 15th
Wearing an orange sleeveless shirt, black skirt and peek-toe heels. Gonna change at work.
May 15th
OMFG! Kanye KILLED it!
May 15th
Off Twitter. My phone is almost out of juice. Check www.funkybrownchick.com for the rest o’...
May 15th
Kanye on stage with six naked women. VIDEO tomorrow on funkybrownchick.com
May 15th
Kanye is officially two hours late!
May 15th
Ladies and gentlemen, Kanye West!!
May 15th
The dude at the door said “star studded.” ;) Um …
May 15th
I smell something …
May 15th
Man, EVERYBODY is here!
May 15th
The brother Kanye was due on at 8:15. We eagerly await his appearance.
May 15th
On drink number 82! :) Me & @katherynfinney et al R dancing our asses off! Video on...
May 15th
The dude just showed a widen of a G Shock watch being electrocuted.
May 15th
I’m inside. Mingling and standing by the bar. Saw Spike Lee on the way in. The man looks...
May 15th
Passed equals PAST. Grammar and I are enemies today.
May 15th
Make that TALL man. :)
May 15th
Ladies and gentleman, Spike Lee.
May 15th
Spike Lee and Eric Hayes talking about value of hard work and the importance of individuality.
May 15th
I need a new device that combines everything into one. I have a phone and a Nikon camera and a...
May 15th
Go the near future, G-Shock is gonna shock you with the Riseman! Get ready.
May 15th
If ur wrist gets shocked, ur watch might survive but that’s the end of you. G Shock: lasts...
May 15th
EH talking about the importance of reinvention.
May 15th
Spike’s talking about how he designed his G-Shock watch.
May 15th
He’s a graffiti writer. Gonna check out his work!
May 15th
They’re doing Q&A now. Dude just asked EH how involved he was in the design process.
May 15th
EH talking about artistic freedom. All eyeballs turning to the bar.
May 15th
Dude told us to go downstairs so they can prep for Kanye’s performance.
May 15th
Chatting with @kathrynfinney and @coutorture about men, women and fashion!
May 15th
My Flipcam batteries are dying. :(
May 15th
Talking to this chick who’s a model. Like, that’s her job. She’s BEAUTIFUL!
May 15th
Drinks and cocktails abound
May 15th