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Just submitted my entry for Valleywag’s caption request for a pic of @mashable...

Aug 1st

Can anyone recommend a really good independent florist in NYC? I need to place an order. THANKS!!!

Jul 31st

Just noticed @dutchcowboy has +13,000 tweets. Whoa!!!!! :)

Jul 31st

Getting ready to jump in the shower and remove all the grimy NYC residue from my skin. The summers...

Jul 31st

Chatter on my blog ” I agree with you. CNN does deserve a clap for trying! :)...

Jul 31st

En route to work. Remembering a drunken conversation about “old muffins” last night.

Jul 31st

Chatter on my blog ” Kevin: Nope. If a male coworker asked me out to lunch, I.....

Jul 31st

I think the heat is getting to me. I’m SOOOO thirsty all the time. Should probably carry a...

Jul 31st

Chatter on my blog ” @twanna: in the south, some men will insist on paying, e.....

Jul 31st

Chatter on my blog ” i’m still trying to figure out where men get the idea th.....

Jul 31st

Did anyone else see these sassy, sexy shoes over at @zappos. HAWT:...

Jul 31st

Chatter on my blog ” I belive in old traditions, I always genuinely offer to .....

Jul 31st

Chatter on my blog ” @ lamesabassman: The Catholic school kids were always th.....

Jul 31st

Woke up from a dream about @joeljohnson. In the dream, Kanye West was in town and wanted NYC...

Jul 31st

Woke up from a dream about @joeljohnson. In the dream, Kayne West was in town and wanted NYC...

Jul 31st

Chatter on my blog ” just try to kiss one with curb feelers stickin’ outta th.....

Jul 31st

You are sooo LUCKY you aren’t sitting next to me on the #6 subway right now.Trust me, your...

Jul 31st

I smell RANCID. Walked and sweated for 40 mins only to turn around and walk in opposite directions....

Jul 31st

Damnit! I just arrived at the apartment for group and the doorman was like, “Everybody already...

Jul 31st

Chatter on my blog ” So you meet another girl at work and you and she asks if.....

Jul 31st

Sometimes life in New York is so difficult it makes me cry. Other times it’s so good it makes...

Jul 31st

My writer’s group is in Tribeca. I’m on Mulberry and Spring. Will I make it there b4...

Jul 31st

Omg! I am soooo late for my writing group. Had WONDERFUL time with Sara. :)

Jul 31st

Yay! Done with jury duty for the day. Going to meet Sara for a drink.

Jul 30th

At the Aussie place. I’m sweaty, gross and tired but still looking 4ward to hanging w/ Sara.

Jul 30th

Chatter on my blog ” You humans are lucky - you have lips. It’s next to impos.....

Jul 30th

Chatter on my blog ” ahhhh….kissing…. I love to kiss. It’s such a pass.....

Jul 30th

Chatter on my blog ” […] http://tinyurl.com/6plluj http://tinyurl.com/64ecqs

Jul 30th

Chatter on my blog ” Why did I just *know* you were gonna say that? :)...

Jul 30th

Chatter on my blog ” I only spent a day in Amsterdam. How long were you in Ho.....

Jul 30th

Oh break from jury duty. Walking the streets looking for a place to buy coffee.

Jul 30th

Today on FUNK BROWN CHICK: tongue cam, kiss techniques, a hat tip to sexy @joostvanderborg and smack...

Jul 30th

Chatter on my blog ” So…… Mr. D….. do they ever let you color the Easte.....

Jul 30th

Chatter on my blog ” awww….. this wasn’t covered at Catholic high school….....

Jul 30th

Chatter on my blog ” @ bill c.: Didn’t you know that we like to hide?? ;) Tha.....

Jul 30th

Chatter on my blog ” i know i’m late to the discussion and all (long ass week.....

Jul 30th

Waiting in line. Changed my mind. Ordering Iced LATTE and rainbow cookie w/ M&Ms.

Jul 30th

Yay! I have Starbucks in my sights. Gonna drink an iced mocha, the essence of all things holy.

Jul 30th

Chatter on my blog ” @ lamesabassman: :) @ Phoena: I soooo did that, too. .....

Jul 30th

OMG!! I just saw @playwithmatch penis! Retweet the milder “non buck naked” photo...

Jul 30th

Chatter on my blog ” @ lamesabassman: Never heard it called moving the lawn. .....

Jul 30th

Now on the Brown: ” How To Kiss A Boy and/or a Girl http://tinyurl.com/5r9sab

Jul 30th

How To Kiss A Boy and/or a Girl

Jul 30th

Chatter on my blog ” Technique is important and so is an honest teacher but c.....

Jul 30th

I’ve been without a cell phone for TWO DAYS!!! How am I surviving? I don’t know. I need...

Jul 30th

Chatter on my blog ” So why don’t you ever blog about green birds, huh?...

Jul 30th

Chatter on my blog ” wow…. this feedback is so deep…… that maybe this b.....

Jul 29th

Chatter on my blog ” it really does’nt take much to understand just how deep .....

Jul 29th

Chatter on my blog ” You have no idea how funny this is. :D Like as if you’re.....

Jul 29th

Just took the survey for people who make websites: http://www.alistapart.com/articles/survey2008

Jul 29th

Chatter on my blog ” I enjoy all things snatchlike and non blood related. You.....

Jul 29th

Chatter on my blog ” Girl, you shoulda let him eat your cooch. Most men don’t.....

Jul 29th

Chatter on my blog ” a review?…….LOL. that would be hysterical!! His t.....

Jul 29th

Chatter on my blog ” Zow. http://tinyurl.com/698apx

Jul 29th

Chatter on my blog ” Your reason for saying no was valid, he is in a relation.....

Jul 29th

Chatter on my blog ” Shoot Pam! What’s his number? http://tinyurl.com/63pn3u

Jul 29th

Chatter on my blog ” Sounds like you had the forethought to sense that his in.....

Jul 29th

Awake. Thinks: What should I wear today. Ready to leave the house. Just need to pack up laptop and...

Jul 29th

Chatter on my blog ” funny thing is a guy asked me the same thing just a week.....

Jul 29th

Retweet @mashable “Plentyoffish Has Plenty of Users: Top Dating Site in US and UK (...

Jul 29th

Chatter on my blog ” @mahoganydymond were we watching the same 4 hours? Becau.....

Jul 29th

Chatter on my blog ” My answer is B! They call me all the time for jury duty .....

Jul 29th

I should have eaten breakfast before I started my morning. I’m hungry.

Jul 29th

The Dude Who Wanted to Kiss My Vajayjay

Jul 29th

Manly Monday: Twelve Angry Men

Jul 28th

Funky Brown Chick Watched CNN’s “Black In...

Jul 24th

License to Fornicate

Jul 24th

Kind Kisses: Friends with Benefits

Jul 23rd

Walking crosstown. Two blocks away. Something tells me @urban_gypsy will already be there.

Jul 23rd

Gonna grab brunch with @urban_gypsy and @raquelita in a sec. Gotta switch from heels to flats.

Jul 23rd

Great lunch! @urban_gypsy and @raquelita rock. BTW, as predicted, Tess was already there &...

Jul 23rd

She’s like punctual and stuff. I hope to be that way one day.

Jul 23rd

WTF happened to the days when water tasted like, well, nothing. Cuz, you know, it’s WATER. :)

Jul 23rd

At Duane Reade. Wondering why a 16 oz bottle of water costs $1.59.

Jul 23rd

Fucking hell. I’m in my shrink’s waiting room. Just cracked open my water. It’s...

Jul 23rd

Standing in line at concession stand. Getting snacks because dude friend covered my din and movie...

Jul 23rd

Dasani plus Gummy Bears. YUM!

Jul 23rd

Dude, what’s up with all the COMMERCIALS? Bring on trailers and Dark Night.

Jul 23rd

Just walked into the bar / restaurant. Don’t see the rest of the folks yet.

Jul 23rd

Prince’s Batdance. Full video available on MTV.com - http://tinyurl.com/6xl762

Jul 23rd

Watching the spanked trailer (again) http://tinyurl.com/jossiponspanked

Jul 23rd

Plans for the evening changed. :( Was gonna crash a swank mag party then see Batman. Can’t...

Jul 23rd

Walking back crosstown while listening to Fettes Brot on the iPod.

Jul 23rd

Listening to Prince’s old song Batdance in preparation for the evening:...

Jul 23rd

Manly Monday: Why Do Men Date GILFs, MILFs...

Jul 21st

And then we suddenly found ourselves at Pinkberry at midnight.

Jul 20th

Just paid our bill.

Jul 20th

At lunch with @babecakes.

Jul 19th

My Flickr: http://flickr.com/photos/funkybrownchick/

Jul 19th

And, here’s a pic of @raquelita in the shirt:...

Jul 19th

Okay, I’m off! HAPPY HOUR. I don’t have an phone with me, so no more tweets today. But,...

Jul 19th

For those who loved @raquelita “My Cupcakes Bring All the Boys to the Yard” shirt, u can...

Jul 19th

You can also search “favecast” on iTunes.

Jul 19th

Just made plans to grab brunch and cocktails with @babecakes down in Chelsea.

Jul 19th

Listening to GREAT French music! :) You can too on @fave site. MP3 link: http://tinyurl.com/5bcqcg.

Jul 19th

Rafaela on 9th sound good? What time?

Jul 19th

On YouTube. Watching German hip hop group “Fettes Brot” videos.

Jul 19th

My blog’s feed, for those of you who haven’t subscribed yet:...

Jul 19th

Looking 4 more Euro music? Check out anti-racist, anti-facist German hip hop group “Fettes...

Jul 19th

Anyone else seeing Dark Night today? Here’s the movie’s official site:...

Jul 18th

I’ll have a “Cuervo Magarita on the rocks w/ salt” in hand in exactly 2 hrs &...

Jul 18th

This man is GOR-GE-OUS!!!!! http://www.yongfook.com/

Jul 18th

Just finished super late dinner. I really shouldn’t eat this late at night.

Jul 18th

DAMN IT!!! I left my cell phone at home! :(

Jul 18th

Single People: Would You Eat Alone at a...

Jul 18th

Eating spiced chick peas, a plum, salami and bread & peanut butter. Munching tapas-style on...

Jul 18th

Watching @raquelita “Spanked” trailer: http://www.vimeo.com/1353209

Jul 18th

Just uploaded @raquelita boobs (no nudity) and a couple other random photos to Flickr...

Jul 18th

Heading to Mitch’s party. So running late. Might miss In the Flesh. Was gonna go there after.

Jul 18th

Finally at the bar. It’s actually more like a club and there’s a long line. :( I’m...

Jul 18th

Walking west on 47th. Mitch is the only person I know at this party. Hope he’s still there.

Jul 18th

New York is too fucking small. I keep bumping into former dates and make out partners.

Jul 18th

Some nights the calendar is empty. Other nights it’s filled with stuff. Feast or famine, I...

Jul 18th

Ate a Red Velvet from cupcake for dessert. I soooo need 2 cut back on sugar. No more chocolate 4 me...

Jul 18th

Got invited to a rooftop party after work. Doing that and two other events tonight.

Jul 18th

Times Online article - “I had sex with my brother but I don’t feel guilty”...

Jul 18th

Was going to walk the 47 blocks to meet my 8pm writing group but I’m feeling hot, sticky and...

Jul 16th

Just realized I put INSENSIBLE not NONSENSICAL on the blog today. Will fix that later. (Today @ FBC...

Jul 16th

Went to this martini bar called Simone’s last night. Super cute: http://simonemartinibar.com/

Jul 16th

Give It to Me Now!

Jul 16th

Four of us finished din, now at a bar waiting for cocktails. Last dance with Mary Jane playing in...

Jul 16th

Just exited train at Union Square. Walking to Virgin to meet Al.

Jul 15th

Leaving the office. Supposed to meet the chicas downtown at 6. Switching out of heels and into flat...

Jul 15th

Finally left the building. Two blocks from subway. Damn, my iPod is dead. Must recharge tonight.

Jul 15th

Discipline. [Sigh] Just got word of interesting book party. I soooo wanna go. Already have dinner...

Jul 15th

I have a horrible habit of overbooking myself and making up for the lost time by just sleeping less....

Jul 15th

Almost at work. Girl sitting across from me on train was reading “Sex in the Second...

Jul 15th

This is How to Have Good Sex

Jul 15th

Manly Monday: Jay Smooth is Not Barack Obama

Jul 15th

Yesterday (Manly Monday) on FUNKYBROWNCHICK.com - Barack Obama, the New Yorker cover and @jsmooth995...

Jul 15th

Heading home to write. Craving chocolate so I picked up a choc dipped strawberry at Godiva in the...

Jul 15th

Just handed in my first guest astrology column. TOTALLY tongue in cheek & goofy.

Jul 15th

Wondering if the post office is still open.

Jul 15th

Heading to work. There’s a sick passenger in the train further down the way, so we’re...

Jul 14th

Hope it doesn’t rain because I don’t have umbrella with me.

Jul 14th

I’m a goof! I left my curling iron on. Heading back home to turn it off.

Jul 14th

Help needed. Any aspiring actors in NYC at the moment. Available immediately to do a 15 min taping?...

Jul 13th

Turning it off to conserve battery.

Jul 13th

Wondering why there are so many unhappy people online. Some chick keeps leaving useless comments on...

Jul 13th

Waiting for subway. Phone is dying. Forgot to juice it.

Jul 13th

Awesome! Going to get my kink on video with @babecakes and @raquelita. Cupcakes w/ KP after that....

Jul 13th

Last night, I met a guy who named his fists. Kinda like that idea. Hmm .. I’m thinking...

Jul 13th

Contemplating whether I should watch Herzog’s AGUIRRE: THE WRATH OF GOD on Netflix. Everyone...

Jul 13th

See @jsmooth995 (from www.illdoctrine.com) in NAS video about Fox News, creating media, blogs:...

Jul 13th

Hey! He’s playing Fatman Scoop! Visit Man and Wife TV.

Jul 13th

Park Jin Young (JYP) is talking about how he met Jackie Chan.

Jul 13th

I’m at MOCA event. See www.rebuildingthebridge.com.

Jul 13th

Google SLY FOX. NAS video directed by Rik Cordero.

Jul 13th

Leaving Grammercy Park hotel. They have a really cute bar.

Jul 13th

Ryan Leslie’s on stage. Just flew in from Las Vegas. He’s all over MySpace. Google him.

Jul 13th

Ooh! Dj battle. Delinger’s up.

Jul 13th

Blue shirts have better showmanship. Black shirts have more skill. So far. It’s still not...

Jul 13th

Planet B-Boy guys are battling it out on stage. BREAKDANCING competition.

Jul 13th

Omfg! I’m at MOCA and fucking NAS just came on stage.:) Jay Smooth is here too. What a great...

Jul 13th

Still can’t believe NAS is here.

Jul 13th

J-Lim just sang John Lennon’s Imagine.

Jul 13th

Miss Info from Hot97 is interviewing Rik. SLY FOX is coming out Tuesday, I think.

Jul 13th

Julie and her friends rock! :) Had a great time hanging out. Thinking of going to the fundraiser...

Jul 12th

We’re leaving the Women’s Health magazine thing. And now we’re gonna grab food.

Jul 12th

Didn’t get to ride the bull cuz they ran out of waivers. Julie the lawyer was like, “I...

Jul 12th

Alright, I am so gonna give tr on finding this place.

Jul 12th

Damn. Can’t find it. Afternoon plans totally shot. The upshot? I walked a ton and burned off...

Jul 12th

OMFG! FOUND THE EVENT. Now let’s see if Julie’s still here.

Jul 12th

Found her! Damn that girl needs a phone. :) I knew she’d be with the beer or the dancing...

Jul 12th

Nope. Wrong place.

Jul 12th

Dude said to try the second floor. Walking to elevator.

Jul 12th

Almost 4. Walking north to Chelsea Piers.

Jul 12th

I was really looking forward to the mechanical bull. :(

Jul 12th

Okay, now I’m sad. :( Can’t find Julie. Not even sure if the event is still going on.

Jul 12th

I think I found the place? Gonna ask if I’m in the right spot.

Jul 12th

Exited subway at West 4. Saw an ad for The Last Mistress at IFC. Gotta see that one.

Jul 12th

Running late. Supposed to meet Julie for the mechanical bull ride at 3. Walking to subway now.

Jul 12th

I’m half hour late and still no sign of Julie. Something tells me I will not ride mechanical...

Jul 12th

Sexy Saturday: Takeshi Kaneshiro & Other...

Jul 12th

Today on FUNKYBROWNCHICK - “Cosmo’s Nod to Manscaping Nazi Hotties” and other fun links....

Jul 12th

Just voted for @violetblue in Playboy’s “Hottest Web Blogger” competition...

Jul 12th

Talking about unattractive men and the women they date.

Jul 12th

Taking pictures of people making out. Going to the British party soon.

Jul 12th

Gossiping about men’s penis sizes with Kelly and Julia. Girltalk, you know.

Jul 12th

Whatevs! Can’t find my card. Saying cash for a single ride. Hate that. Such a waste.

Jul 11th

Digging in my messy purse to find my MTA card.

Jul 11th

Going to meet Julia, Julie and the rest of the gang for happy hour drinky drinks!! :)

Jul 11th

En route to work.

Jul 11th

The chick who (basically) called me an unattractive, unfit woman who tries to date outside of her...

Jul 11th

And when she does, I hope she has an orgasm. Everyone deserves an orgasm, right? :)

Jul 11th

Moderating comments on the FBC

Jul 11th

Cupcakes Get Me Hot & Bothered

Jul 11th

Turns out the patron dude smoked a whole fucking joint in the bathroom and left a bunch of his green...

Jul 11th

Okay. Logging off web-based Tweets. Logging off. Shutting down. Switching to cell.

Jul 11th

I was like, “Damn he’s getting all bent out of shape. He REALLY doesn’t like...

Jul 11th

WHAT. THE. FUCK?? It’s a tiny little cupcake/bakery/cafe. Do you HAVE TO get high to deal in...

Jul 11th

Today on FUNKYBROWNCHICK.com - “Cupcakes Get Me Hot & Bothered” -...

Jul 11th

The owner just got up in this guy’s face and was like, “IF YOU SMOKE IN HERE AGAIN...

Jul 11th

OMG!! I’m in that Cafe on 8th and University.

Jul 11th

The Big Penis Book (NSFW … but should be) http://tinyurl.com/2m3z9h

Jul 10th

Just ate lunch with @raquelita. She filmed me sticking cupcake calories in my mouth.

Jul 10th

Let the food eating begin. Hmm … What should we eat for lunch?

Jul 10th

Now I need food. Haven’t eaten yet today and I’m starving!

Jul 10th

Feeling TONS better. Needed rest. It’s amazing how much a good night’s sleep helps.

Jul 10th

Today on FUNKYBROWNCHICK.com - “Stick Yourself in Someone Else’s Body” -...

Jul 10th

Stick Yourself in Someone Else’s Body

Jul 10th

Multi-tasking. Wrapping up articles due today and doing a bunch of other online stuff, too. I need...

Jul 9th

Oooooh!!! @garyvee was on CNN - http://tinyurl.com/6jy8ck. How did I miss that???

Jul 9th

Today: Do women have 2 ‘date down’ (i.e. link up with someone less attractive) 2 get a...

Jul 8th

Singing “here a funky, there a funky, everywhere a funky funky” to the tune of Old...

Jul 8th

It’s only 10:45 and I’m already thinking about lunch. Just ate a bowl of cereal a bit...

Jul 8th

On hold during a telephone call. Browsing @zappos. http://www.zappos.com/n/p/dp/41452865/c/3828.html

Jul 8th

These @zappos shoes are pretty hot, too. http://www.zappos.com/n/p/dp/41497369/c/2188.html

Jul 8th

Reading Metro. A-Rod’s wife is filing for divorce? Surprise, surprise.

Jul 8th

Wondering about the person who searched “INTERRACIAL” and “BLACK men” on my...

Jul 8th

2 Days in Paris: “Break up, break down. Drink...

Jul 8th

Maaaaaan, the things I do for my readers. :) Far be it from me to block them from reading the FBC at...

Jul 8th

Made the corrections. All “threesomes” are now “thr33somes” at...

Jul 8th

Oh, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Just noticed I forgot to self-censor the word “threesome”...

Jul 8th

Listing to “If I Was Your Girlfriend” on my iPod. Probably one of my favorite Prince...

Jul 8th

“We don’t have to make children to make love. We don’t have to make love to have...

Jul 8th

Left appt a while ago. Walking north. Have Chrysler Building’s lights in my sights ahead....

Jul 8th

I think my tweets are delayed. My phone can’t find a signal. Odd. :(

Jul 8th

Sitting in waiting room. Drinking peppermint tea.

Jul 8th

Sipping tea and trying to get all zen and shit before therapy. Coming up: 45 minutes of mental yoga.

Jul 8th

My life would fall apart if I didn’t have my shrink. It’s fallen apart anyway; she helps...

Jul 8th

I usually hang up on telemarketers, but they won me over with “we help poor kids travel to...

Jul 7th

Feeling like I did a good deed. Just donated cash to my alma mater’s alternate break / social...

Jul 7th

Dinner. Tuna salad with a side of fresh greens & a soy chai latte.

Jul 7th

Have my therapy appt later. Eating food and writing a bit before my time slot arrives.

Jul 7th

OMG!! Lily Allen says: “I’m Down With Brown” http://tinyurl.com/57ybtd

Jul 7th

She wasn’t talking about me, but I still love that quote. :)

Jul 7th

Trying to remain strong against the cookies’ siren call. I don’t know how long I can...

Jul 7th

Craving afternoon snack. Maybe microwave popcorn? Hmm … a tiny pile of choc chips cookies is...

Jul 7th

Interesting read on MSN: “Inside the Guilty Mind of the Other Woman” - http://is.gd/NzU

Jul 7th

Italian Vogue features “There’s Only One Naomi” (topless)...

Jul 7th

Manly Monday: A Guy’s Perspective on...

Jul 7th

Waited for a train for 20 minutes. :( Apparently the MTA is getting a slow start to the morning too.

Jul 7th

Fun, Food, Friends, Fireworks!!!

Jul 7th

Painted my toes “Merlot Red” earlier this evening. Just got out of the shower. Already...

Jul 7th

Hey @Darla !! Sent you a msg. :) Weekend’s going / went well. I can’t believe...

Jul 7th

Finished with dindin and cocktails. Skipped cupcakes. Heading home for an evening of grooming and...

Jul 7th

Voila! Food. Just in time. I almost started eating my hand. Hurray for grilled scallops.

Jul 6th

At Allie M’s. Just rang buzzer. Off to her shared terrace for din & cocktails. Thank God 4...

Jul 6th

Just saw dude walk by with a bundle of wrapped flowers. Cute!

Jul 6th

They claim it will be ready in 5 minutes. Start the clock.

Jul 6th

Chick just went to ask cook how much longer. He looked confused. I think he lost my order.

Jul 6th

Ordering scallops & rice dish for take out. Allie M and I are doing food and drinks on her...

Jul 6th

I’ve been craving seafood all morning.

Jul 6th

Still waiting for my order.

Jul 6th

She’s partially right. But that’s not automatically a bad thing. Whether stated or not,...

Jul 6th

Thinking about an earlier conversation with Donna. She says I always date the same type of guy.

Jul 6th

Just left the beauty supply store $19.46 poorer with hair yummies in tow.

Jul 6th

Walking to beauty supply store to buy hair stuff.

Jul 6th

Just got off the phone w/ Andy M’s sis. Gonna meet up for drinks and cupcakes later....

Jul 6th

On the phone with Donna. Catching up on how we each spent the July 4 weekend.

Jul 6th

Link for @raquelita and anyone interested in a short, mini-documentary about real dolls / sex dolls...

Jul 6th

Craving scallops. Thinking of grabbing dinner and wine downtown, but I’m not sure.

Jul 6th

At home. Recovering from last night and organizing my virtual life: RSS feed subscriptions, email,...

Jul 6th

Leaving Koreatown. We just asked for the bill.

Jul 6th

Still in K-town. We’re a couple additional bottles of wine and 30 songs into the night.

Jul 6th

Eleven of us in the room. The boys are singing The Cure. I just finished Alicia Keys’ NO ONE.

Jul 6th

Smiling and serenading the Japanese dude who runs the place with “Baby Got Back.”

Jul 6th

In Koreatown singing karaoke in a tiny room. Dude to my left is up. “Girl You’ll Be A...

Jul 6th

At a disturbingly “Orientalist”place in the West Village. Who the hell decorated this...

Jul 6th

Walking to grab quick dinner before meeting up with Julie and the gang.

Jul 6th

Restarted my Netflix subscription. Watching “2 Days in Paris.”

Jul 5th

If any of my followers are film buffs, link me up at Netflix...

Jul 5th

I wanna be Kanye - http://tinyurl.com/6pfj8p

Jul 5th

It’s 9:11am & I’m awake. Wow! :) Got home @ 3am last night. Uploading “What...

Jul 5th

In a cab heading home. Met nice people and enjoyed pleasant evening tonight.

Jul 5th

This is the good life. :) We’re on a roof in the East Village watching fireworks all around...

Jul 5th

Wishing all www.funkybrownchick.com readers a happy 4th!

Jul 5th

Left the party and now we’re all heading to fast village for rooftop party and the fireworks.

Jul 5th

My reputation precedes me in this crowd. Upon arrival, a woman joked, “Twanna’s here....

Jul 4th

Yay! At BBQ. Just devoured a grilled Italian sausage.

Jul 4th

Okay, there’s a break. I’m running for it.

Jul 4th

Man, fuck me it’s really raining hard. Taking shelter under an overhang until it lets up.

Jul 4th

Standing one block north of the Newsweek building on 57th. Entering subway at Columbus Circle.

Jul 4th

Fuck! Standing at the subway steps at the exit. It’s raining. I’m heading to a BBQ. :(

Jul 4th

If I shoot today, I’ll upload pics to flickr. http://www.flickr.com/photos/funkybrownchick/

Jul 4th

Taking little blue 2GB chip out of computer and placing it in camera.

Jul 4th

Shit! Went back to the house bcuz I forgot to bring Matt’s number w/me. Buzzer’s broken....

Jul 4th

Writing down Matt’s address and getting ready to leave for the BBQ.

Jul 4th

Looking up directions on HopStop.

Jul 4th

In line at the grocery store. Buying steak and fruit. Kid two aisles over is crying and it’s...

Jul 4th

I don’t like children unless they’re my nephews. And they’re mini geniuses, not...

Jul 4th

It looks like it might rain, but I’m still stopping by the grocery store to get stuff for the...

Jul 4th

Great. Got the number. Now, I’m *really* leaving for the party.

Jul 4th

Logging in to Facebook to get the phone number again. This party started at 2. Wondering if...

Jul 4th

On the phone with my sister.

Jul 4th

Retweet from @guykawasaki “Why I Will Never Have a Girlfriend.”...

Jul 4th

Jesse Helms died? Wow it truly IS independence day, huh? ;) http://tinyurl.com/5ruo48

Jul 4th

At post office. Checking mailbox.

Jul 3rd

Standing on corner of 44th and Broadway. Wondering why there’s a 10 foot replica of Eddie...

Jul 3rd

Leaving the office! I LOVE long weekends.

Jul 3rd

Damn tourists are climbing inside of it taking pictures. Is there ANYTHING in New York they...

Jul 3rd

Saw this on @lawgeek blog and also had a friend foward it to me: http://www.vimeo.com/1211060....

Jul 3rd

How to Shave: Slick Summer Bodies

Jul 3rd

Daily News - Man gives prostitute $100 gas card in exchange for sex. http://is.gd/Ld4

Jul 3rd

Wearing fitted silver pewterish v-neck shirt w/ black, white & silver skirt. Black heels have...

Jul 3rd

Just got off the phone with Bro. Writing group’s over. At home. Can’t believe it’s...

Jul 3rd

Wondering if there’s a grocery store near here, Craving juice.

Jul 3rd

Exiting subway. Going to writing group. Keeping arms pinned to my sides. Haven’t shaved pits...

Jul 3rd

Reading news article - “Could Sex Save Your Life?” - from the British papers...

Jul 2nd