Sitting at the beach house killing time ‘till @niche gets out of the shower.
Aug 31st
Grabbing early dinner before concert. Just popped in random gallery and saw Peter Simon...
Aug 31st
STILL on the beach at Martha’s Vineyard. :) I could soooooo get used to vacation life.
Aug 31st
It’s really a pity they don’t have nude beaches out here.
Aug 31st
Ooooh, just found out SXSW extended voting till 9/1. If you forgot to vote, you can now:...
Aug 31st
SALAVATING over the pics of Adrian Grenier in Page Six magazine. He’s sooo gorgeous.
Aug 31st
Back in the car again. Getting ready to go to the beach. Gorgeous day for it. Shining sun is warming...
Aug 31st
Just drove past the @PlumTV offices. They rock. :)
Aug 31st
Heading to The Black Dog Cafe for breakfast. :)
Aug 31st
Waking up to the sound of birds chirping & boats passing in the water. It’s only 7:30....
Aug 31st
Before going offline for the night, I’ll leave you with this lovely Flickr image from...
Aug 31st
Super cute downtown. We stumbled into a lingerie store. I LOVE Honeydew Intimates:...
Aug 31st
Grandma just dropped us off. @niche @raquelita and and I are downtown. Going out to the bars....
Aug 31st
Okay, now that we’ve looked at clothes, underwear and candy shops, we’re finally going...
Aug 31st
Just drove by a sign that read: Fresh Fruit Margaritas. I think we’re almost in the right...
Aug 31st
Yum!! :) Just finished our Girl’s Night dinner w/ @raquelita ‘s super sweet grandma. :)...
Aug 31st
In Pictures: Saturday, August 30, 2008
Aug 30th
Now on the Brown: ” In Pictures: Saturday, August 30, 2008 http://tinyurl.com/6qrbwo
Aug 30th
In the car. Heading out to our Girl’s Night Out dinner.
Aug 30th
I *LOVE* Martha’s Vineyard!! The neighbor just came over and brought us a home-baked dessert....
Aug 30th
Art New England Clam Chowder and drank homemade lemonade at the Vineyard Artisian Festival.
Aug 30th
ME: When I was on the HS pom pon cheer squad, I could do the splits in all directions. @NICHE :...
Aug 30th
Getting ready to leave the beach house and head to town w/ @niche and @raquelita. Taking pictures....
Aug 30th
It’s a GORGEOUS day at Martha’s Vineyard!! :) Boats on the water, air smells like the...
Aug 30th
Riding w/ @raquelita and @niche to the house on the island.
Aug 30th
Quoting @niche about the ferry, “Wifi, cocktails and cute boys, oh my! It’s really a...
Aug 30th
Yay!! :) We’re on the ferry to Martha’s Vineyard. Seriously, @niche @raquelita and I...
Aug 30th
Just got Facebook notice that someone superpoked me. When I opened it and read it, it said,...
Aug 30th
2 out of the 3 of us forgot to bring switsuits. Anyone know of if there are any nude beaches at...
Aug 30th
On the highway with @niche and @raquelita. Heading toward Martha’s Vineyard. I think...
Aug 30th
Heading to subway carrying suitcase, laptop bag and a purse. Wondering if I underpacked. Only...
Aug 30th
If you see a brown girl passed out on the side of the road near Port Authority, it’s me. I so...
Aug 30th
Did you read my tweets about Hot Waiter? I sooo tried 2 nab an incognito pic that day:...
Aug 30th
I’m listening to Dutch boy band Abel’s “Tot Het Je Raakt.”
Aug 30th
The dude driving us just said, “I think you’re gonna miss the ferry. You’ll never...
Aug 30th
Hello, Providence RI! :) Not much further now. @raquelita is sleep, @niche and I are listening to...
Aug 30th
“Pack it up, pack it in …” Ah, packing. Going on a long weekend trip to...
Aug 29th
Making 3/2009 hotel reservations for SXSW. A few of the lower-priced hotels are ALREADY full....
Aug 29th
Something New, Closer, 2 Days in Paris, Broken English, Russian Dolls, Before Sunset, etc …...
Aug 29th
Watching BROKEN ENGLISH again. I have an unhealthy addiction to movies about quirky, goofy,...
Aug 29th
Retweet @abiolatv […]My girls -all races- have been saying that too: How do I get a Barack?...
Aug 29th
Just paid bill. Gonna try to make it home in time for Obama’s speech. He’s on at 10, no?
Aug 29th
Just finished dinner. We’re still sitting at the outdoor table finishing our bottle of wine...
Aug 29th
Leaving the jazz bar. We’re heading east toward Grammercy to the Belgium restaurant to grab...
Aug 28th
Walking to the that sexy jazz bar / restaurant on 6th to meet up with a couple friends for happy...
Aug 28th
Whoever invented the idea of salt & vinegar potato chips was a genius. GENIUS, I tell you. And...
Aug 28th
Retweet @Joliedupre “[…] Fat is whack.” I’m right there w/ya! Fatphobia on...
Aug 28th
Now on the Brown: ” This is Why SXSW Matters http://tinyurl.com/55qrfw
Aug 28th
This is Why SXSW Matters
Aug 28th
Walking along Park Avenue. Passing dudes in suits, tourists, hot dog vendors.
Aug 28th
OMFG!!!! Finally exiting the subway. The train took FOREVER was supposed to meet at 6:30. :(
Aug 28th
I’m in love with New York this summer!! :) My first two years here were hellish but the last...
Aug 28th
Grabbing purse & keys. Going downtown for drinks, dinner and who knows what else. Night’s...
Aug 27th
Heeeey, have you visited the sex SXSW Panel Picker and voted for my panel yet? Pretty please. :)...
Aug 27th
Had SUCH a good lunch w/ the ladies a while ago. We should soooo do that more often! :) Cute...
Aug 27th
Omg!!! The waiter just said, “Ladies, stop it! You’re making me blush!” He’s...
Aug 27th
Eating tuna tiradito with jalapeno, cilantro and green apple miso. Yum!! :)
Aug 27th
I left the waiter speechless. Seriously, I really think he had nothing left to say. He just smiled,...
Aug 27th
“Service” includes “looking hot.” So, of course, we tipped the waiter extra....
Aug 27th
Having 1pm lunch w/ secret sex writer’s cabal @raquelita @urban_gypsy @babecakes. It’s...
Aug 27th
Listening to Kanye West’s “Stronger” on my iPod on the way to restaurant because...
Aug 27th
Nakedness alert. Get thyself to Lush!!! Employees will wear nothing but aprons at noon today:...
Aug 27th
Screaming, “NO FUCKING WAAAAY!!!!!” So excited to find / reconnect with Lindsay via...
Aug 27th
Debating the relative merits of making my twitter feed private. Hmmmm …
Aug 27th
I want the days of solid abs and clothes that didn’t fit me so snuggly. In good shape. Wanna...
Aug 27th
Just shared a pot of melted chese and a pot of chocolate. My body is PISSED OFF at me. :( Will try...
Aug 27th
I’m not supposed to be eating like this. :(
Aug 27th
Sitting in at an open air window table at a 7th Street bar/restaurant being eaten alive by tiny...
Aug 27th
Power walking down 3rd Ave toward 7th Street for din din. Making a preemptive strike against the...
Aug 26th
Waiting in line at tye ATM chanting no whammy, no whammy, no whammy!!! ;)
Aug 26th
Now on the Brown: ” Coming Soon: New York I Love You http://tinyurl.com/6fxafx
Aug 26th
Grammercy Park is such a beautiful area of New York. Green spaces, me likey. :)
Aug 26th
Two blocks and only one ave away from din din spot in east village. :)
Aug 26th
Coming Soon: New York I Love You
Aug 26th
After subway commute, I wonder: Did the crazy guy mumbling loudly to himself actually HEAR someone...
Aug 26th
Outside. Feeling a little naked and underdressed with bare arms and legs poking out from my silver...
Aug 26th
WTF?? I have a www.funkybrownchick.com comment that starts, “Her tight vagina...
Aug 26th
Oh, I know I’m awake waaay too early because most tweets are from the folks on the other side...
Aug 26th
Drinking from a crisp, chilled glass filled with Chardonnay. The bartender poured it before I even...
Aug 26th
Funky Brown Chick: A New York Sun Pick for...
Aug 25th
Updated blog w/ NY sun stuff. Some folks follow my twitter but don’t read the blog, some do...
Aug 25th
Eating lunch. Banana, coca-cola and a honey roasted turkey sandwich toasted with swiss cheese, fresh...
Aug 25th
Now on the Brown: ” Funky Brown Chick: A New York Sun Pick for Best Dressed at.....
Aug 25th
Was supposed to meet everyone at that west village wine bar a short while ago. Heading to subway...
Aug 25th
Thinking: What should I put in my mouth for lunch later today? Hmm … Go out or order in? Order...
Aug 25th
Oh, fun!! :) If you’re in NYC, pick up a copy of New York Sun. My best dressed thing is on...
Aug 25th
Now on the Brown: ” Manly Monday: Kill an Olympic Sport http://tinyurl.com/63a89a
Aug 25th
Heading downtown. Finally met @jaapstronks yesterday. Good times! Follow this man. (Mostly tweets...
Aug 25th
Having drinks with Julia, kelly and @babecakes and @jaapstronks.
Aug 25th
Found out I’m in today’s New York Sun. They stopped me, took pics & did quick...
Aug 25th
Wtf? Just called Empire Hotel and they say there’s no sunset sunday tonight. :(
Aug 25th
Drinking and watching closing ceremony with Julia, @babewcakes and Kelly.
Aug 25th
Manly Monday: Kill an Olympic Sport
Aug 25th
Walking to subway. Heading to that Blues BBQ fest on the Hudson. Will have bone in mouth & BBQ...
Aug 24th
Oooooooh, I hate shitty little bitches.
Aug 24th
Total geekdom, I know. But, if you’re swept up in Olympic Fever, check out doc film...
Aug 24th
Random … Watching Gymnastics Disasters ( http://tinyurl.com/55rrqc ) on YouTube, I found out...
Aug 24th
Installing twitterberry
Aug 24th
Like walking in during the middle of a conversation, retweeting @fluffyhelen: “(there is a lot...
Aug 24th
Home. Via the web, reading some of you @ msgs from earlier. Y’all are funny!! :) I need 2...
Aug 24th
The World Bar at Trump Towers sells a cocktails for $50. Who the hell pays that much for a...
Aug 24th
Just hula hooped to the beat of a reggae drummer’s tempo at Trump Towers on 48th and 1st. Fun!...
Aug 24th
THANKS for all the folks sending replies today. I soooo need to figure out how to respond on a...
Aug 24th
Just walked past the bookstore called Unoppressed Non-imperialist Books. I love New York. Love it!!...
Aug 24th
Talking about sex clubs we’ve been to. “S” has been to a place where Rule #1 was:...
Aug 24th
All this sex talk makes me hungry. I need to eat dinner. We’re wondering where we should eat...
Aug 24th
Okay, now we’re talking about which sex is REALLY sex … anal, oral or vaginal? Half...
Aug 23rd
Conversation over wine, “Which would you rather sleep with — a Republican or a total...
Aug 23rd
We are not aspiring to that second bottle of wine, but we are drinking it because it has been served...
Aug 23rd
Damn it! Got funny replies, but I don’t know how to responding on my Blackberry. :(
Aug 23rd
Drinking w/ enlightened friends. Sara says: “Do not aspire to the wine … but drink it...
Aug 23rd
Walking west to McDougal listening to Semi-Charmed Life on iPod. If you weren’t in college...
Aug 23rd
Crazy! I love New York. At Baby Cow. Just bumped into a FUNKYBROWNCHICK.com reader. We know each...
Aug 23rd
Hope this play is funny instead of sad cuz I’m sooooo tipsy after biscuits & gravy plus 3...
Aug 23rd
Tv is on in the background. Whoa, since when did hula hooping become an olympic sport???
Aug 23rd
Just got cash from the ATM. Still waiting for table. This place is crowded!!
Aug 23rd
At the restaurant. Waiting for a table. Dude just walked past me w/ a shirt: “Rock out with...
Aug 23rd
Reason number 1,543,982 to love New York City: tons of wonderful off-Broadway theater.
Aug 23rd
In Chinatown. Scent of delicious dim sum wafting in air. Heading north toward Hipsterworld.
Aug 23rd
Hot Blasian actress alert!! If you live in New York, you should soooooo go see last Baby Cow...
Aug 23rd
Do you have the “Blog Networks” app on Facebook? Friend up my blog...
Aug 23rd
Yummy! Meeting @babecakes for delicious brunch and cocktails. Then, I’m off to see Christine...
Aug 23rd
Retweet @kevnull “So when is Fox (Faux) ‘News’ going to call it Obama bin...
Aug 23rd
Doing a bit of research for a piece I’m writing about online dating.
Aug 23rd
I’m late to dinner because I spent time hanging out with my friend Alex. He’s in town...
Aug 23rd
In a cab zooming toward Sushi Samba. Had 6:30 dinner reservations. @raquelita and @babecakes are...
Aug 22nd
I Kissed a Boy
Aug 22nd
In a cab heading home. Very DELICIOUS evening. ;) Not sure if I’ll blog the details about the...
Aug 22nd
Now on the Brown: ” I Kissed a Boy http://tinyurl.com/6cjg7z
Aug 22nd
Watch
I Kissed A Boy
Aug 22nd
En route to In the Flesh. Wondering if I… Shit, my cabbie just screamed “FUCK...
Aug 22nd
Left the party to grab a slice of bacon, pepperoni and sausage pizza. Need something to sop up the...
Aug 22nd
Taking @lordtrilink and @joegerstandt advice. Switching to the sparkly, strappy 4-inch stilettos.
Aug 22nd
Looking at my freshly painted red toenails wondering: “Should I wear the sparkly strappy...
Aug 22nd
Leaving work. Getting ready to head over to the 1st party of the evening. After that, it’s In...
Aug 22nd
Standing on 46th and Lex trying to make my way to In the Flesh. Subway is far and cabs are all full....
Aug 22nd
Now on the Brown: ” In the Flesh Erotic Reading Series http://tinyurl.com/5djytj
Aug 21st
In the Flesh Erotic Reading Series
Aug 21st
If only it were couth to start the day with a bottle of scotch. Hmmm … How many hours...
Aug 21st
Psssst! @tferriss is an AWESOME breakdancer! Totally unrelated, but he’s also the Men’s...
Aug 21st
Reading “Email Detox” blog posts ( http://tinyurl.com/35pu8o ) Hoping to gain nuggets of...
Aug 21st
Thanks! :)
Aug 21st
I NEED A FUCKING INTERN / PERSONAL ASSISTANT!!! Sandy ( http://iwantsandy.com/ ) didn’t work...
Aug 20th
I’m (still) up getting shit done. Laptop is open and I’m finishing up writing stuff due...
Aug 20th
My latest article is on Huffington Post: “Freakonomics: Interracial Sex Makes Us More...
Aug 19th
Now on the Brown: ” Ladies and Gentleman, Huffington Post http://tinyurl.com/62xe2u
Aug 19th
Ladies and Gentleman, Huffington Post
Aug 19th
Fuck! Running to therapy but I’m still late. Appointment is at 9:30 and I’m five blocks...
Aug 19th
Omg, I just had the most riveting discussion with a republican. Fascinating debate. We agreed to...
Aug 19th
Hey NYers, mark your calendars. Turkish dude just told me there’s a huge Turkish food music...
Aug 18th
Leaving office. Gonna grab po box mail then, maybe, stop by Supernodes? Not sure yet.
Aug 18th
Now on the Brown: ” Manly Monday: The Fury of Ara Abrahamian http://tinyurl.com/62vdv3
Aug 18th
My weekend pics are now online: http://www.flickr.com/photos/funkybrownchick/. Ah, I love Flickr. :)
Aug 18th
Manly Monday: The Fury of Ara Abrahamian
Aug 18th
Walking south on 5th Ave. Heading toward SoHo. Meeting up with beautiful Leeeeesa for cocktails and...
Aug 18th
Heading to Union Square to meet Joe for brunch.
Aug 18th
Just walked past IFC. Remembering how delicious The Last Mistress was, I popped in to pick up flyer...
Aug 18th
Stripping naked. Time to walk to the bathroom, turn water on and get dressed for church. Gotta...
Aug 18th
Reading the New York Times. Interesting Modern Love piece about a soldier’s wife -...
Aug 17th
Nerve (online sex mag) posts images of Phelps’ “boner” http://tinyurl.com/5ph9m8
Aug 17th
Brunch. Not sure where to go. Ideally I want a place with good food AND free wifi. NYers @ me if you...
Aug 17th
I have to get out of the habit of not eating till 2pm on weekends. Almost passed out while boarding...
Aug 17th
Shoveling toast, eggs, bacon and eggs in my mouth. Feeling MUCH less faint.
Aug 17th
Retweet @hoovers — underwater pix of Phelps http://tinyurl.com/64v3xa
Aug 17th
If synchronized bleeding was an Olympic sport, @babecakes @raquelita and I could be a team!!! Go big...
Aug 17th
Going pretty dress shopping with @babecakes then off to (gasp gasp) Brooklyn. There’s a...
Aug 17th
OMG, I love House Beautiful magazine!!! :) Just got an mass email from the Esquire folks w/ a HB...
Aug 16th
“Doesn’t sound like any of you are having too much fun (and...”
— Commenter on Alternet’s...
— Commenter on Alternet’s...
Aug 16th
Now on the Brown: ” New York Press Sex Column: Could The Flavor of the Week Be.....
Aug 16th
Now on the Brown: ” Friends, Phones and Kisses http://tinyurl.com/5wugel
Aug 16th
I wrote my ASS off this week (Details www.funkybrownchick.com ) My badonkadonk is tired. No more...
Aug 16th
New York Press Sex Column: Could The Flavor...
Aug 16th
Lovelies, have you voted for SXSW panel yet? my http://panelpicker.sxsw.com/ideas/view/807
Aug 15th
Friends, Phones and Kisses
Aug 15th
Whatevs. Flickr Schmickr. I’m soooo not awaiting up for this. I’m going to bed. Night...
Aug 15th
Argh! Flickr is totally hating on me!!! :( 7 out of 9 photos didn’t upload. :(
Aug 15th
Had a blast hanging out with @baratunde @blogdiva @jllvblogger @netdoc66 @niche and @mcaldecutt at...
Aug 15th
Heading to Yuca Bar for the tweetup …
Aug 14th
Any fellow statistics nuts out there??? I have a question about means and standard deviations in a...
Aug 14th
Hey folks I need help. Just received @blackberry curve. Gonna add Twitterberry but 1st things 1st....
Aug 14th
Just popped on to Twitter to say, “I think someone told Michael Phelps I like his teeth. He...
Aug 13th
Going to go end-of-season “pretty dress LOOKING” in Midtown. Not “shopping”,...
Aug 12th
Speaking of blogs, surprised by the # of heterosexual folks swearing up & down they count oral...
Aug 12th
Grabbing a late afternoon snack. BTW, @jlvblogger , I just responded to your post. GREAT post, by...
Aug 12th
In Pictures: Thursday, August 7, 2008
Aug 12th
Getting ready to leave the office for the day. Skipping Ara because I’ve got a book to...
Aug 12th
Now on the Brown: ” In Pictures: Thursday, August 7, 2008 http://tinyurl.com/5rw85p
Aug 12th
Me and my badonkadonk had a blast at the @mashable @nycmash party! See, look at the pic, my...
Aug 11th
Having a very productive start to a day. Shouting, “Hear that gloomy, grey clouds over NYC???...
Aug 11th
Now on the Brown: ” Men: Better With Or Without Body Hair? http://tinyurl.com/58cvrj
Aug 11th
Awwww, I’ve got warm fuzzies from the Twitter love: @TaiwanBrown @GridironGoddess @Franca...
Aug 11th
Men: Better With Or Without Body Hair?
Aug 11th
Waving goodnight, to all my sweet Twitterlings. Virtual kisses on your lips ‘till we meet...
Aug 11th
DAMN the US men’s swim team kicks ass!
Aug 11th
WOO-HOO!!!!! Thanks for raising your hands!!! High fivin’ @lordtrilink @TheJadedNYer @netdoc66...
Aug 11th
Oh shit, I forgot @BillCammack. OF COURSE Bill’s here. :)
Aug 11th
Hmmm … I’m curious. Time for a head count. @ me if you’re in NYC now ….
Aug 11th
I’d say “Michael Phelps is the #1 Human Being” but Kanye West already has that...
Aug 11th
In case anyone missed Kanye’s “I’m the #1 Human Being” declaration ages ago...
Aug 11th
Whaaaaat?!! It’s a pic of @irinaslutsky and DAVID HASSELHOFF. Love it!...
Aug 11th
In the spirit of the Olympics, I present you with the YouTube of Nadia Comaneci’s ‘76...
Aug 11th
Hey NYers, retweeting @blogdiva here: Wanna have drinks with me and other NYC twitterers? vote for...
Aug 11th
What in the deep fried hell?! How did I miss TIME story about 57-yr former Miss Wyoming who raped...
Aug 11th
I get the feeling my left thigh weighs more than at least half of the US gymnastics team.
Aug 11th
In case you were wondering, Emmanuelle is a bigger slut than Debbie. Debbie did Dallas. Emmanuelle...
Aug 11th
I gave their “Foreign Steamy Romance” ( http://is.gd/1mco ) collection 5 stars. Soft...
Aug 11th
Laid back weekend. Stayed in last night. Brunched and boozed it up with friends for 5 hours this...
Aug 11th
Apparently, Netflix thinks I’m a horny gay man. My “Movies You’ll Love!!”...
Aug 11th
Hearing lots of good buzz about “In Search of a Midnight Kiss”...
Aug 10th
Standing wrapped in a towel w/ dripping wet hair using left index finger to tap chin while thinking,...
Aug 10th
Just answered 2 questions on my “Is Oral Sex Really *Sex*” post:...
Aug 10th
Kickass Retweet @ThomasCrampton “A list of athlete-bloggers at the Olympics. Any more sources...
Aug 10th
Cheap NYC Food: A Different Kind of “Chick”
Aug 10th
Now on the Brown: ” Cheap NYC Food: A Different Kind of “Chick” http://tinyurl.com/63xbd5
Aug 10th
Serenading myself to sleep with Sade’s smooth & sexy “By Your Side” ♫ ♪♪ ♫♪♪ ♪...
Aug 10th
Did Blip.fm crash?
Aug 10th
HAAAAA!!!!! China cut the music during USA anthem. They were like, “Aight, we’ve had...
Aug 10th
OMG, Phelps looks so moved he’s gonna cry. That man can SWIM!!!! Way too go, Phelps!!!
Aug 10th
Michael Phelps: The Great White Shark with Beautifully Straight Teeth
Aug 10th
Retweet @Babecakes “My sis just said ‘I wonder if [Phelps’] sperm swims that...
Aug 10th
Phelps is GRINNING so he can show the world (and George W) his perfectly straight teeth.
Aug 10th
Whaaaaaa?!?! Retweet @mcaldecutt “Must twitter this line: ‘My pussy does not...
Aug 10th
Phelps is not human. He’s not!!!
Aug 10th
AWE INSPIRING gymnast routine … Go Japan!
Aug 10th
Uploaded Flickr pics: dessert @ Sweet Revenge, hula hoop pics from @mashable @nycmash party, etc....
Aug 10th
WOO-HOO!!! It’s beach volleyball time again. NBC. Tiny Red Bikinis. Now. :)
Aug 10th
I ♥ Teeny Tiny Red Bikinis. I need to get one of those!! Still hanging on to my blue one from last...
Aug 10th
FUCK ME this gymnast is good!!!!!!!!!
Aug 10th
Feels good to hang out at home doing nothing after going out too many nights in a row.
Aug 10th
I need to stop watching YouTube. :) Watching Eben Gregory’s old but HILARIOUS “Amy...
Aug 10th
Watching the #Olympics now. This gymnast dude looks like Prince Harry.
Aug 10th
Watching the Paris Hilton campaign video because you just can’t see that shit enough:...
Aug 9th
Yaaaaawn!! I’m awake from my nap! :)
Aug 9th
Home again. Spend the day hanging out, eating sweets and drinking wine w/ @babecakes. Feeling sooo...
Aug 9th
Where is @babecakes ???? My tongue is sooo ready to lick a tasty, mouth-watering cupcake!!
Aug 9th
YAY!!! They turned the TV back to veach volley ball.
Aug 9th
Hmmm … more ppl would watch women’s soccer if they dressed like the beach volleyball...
Aug 9th
Man, these beach volley ball women are XXiX Summer Olympics women are kicking ass!!
Aug 9th
DAMN IT!!! They just turned the TV and now we’re watching Canada vs. China in women’s...
Aug 9th
Watching Olymics in the background at the cafe. Bikini-clad women are playing in beach volley ball...
Aug 9th
Sucessfully used my negotiation ninja skills to get a Blackberry Curve for more than half off. I...
Aug 9th
Sitting at a cafe, eating a quick pear, cranberry and walnut salad. @babecakes is coming.We’re...
Aug 9th
Twitteratti from my hometown paper (CHI Sun Times) @markymark82 @cst_mariotti @cst_thefixer...
Aug 9th
Page FINALLY loads. The Chicago Sun Times Bernie Mac exclusive http://tinyurl.com/6yv2yt
Aug 9th
Now on the Brown: ” THE BROWN PARTY: Nominate “Funky Brown Chick” for a Black .....
Aug 9th
Getting ready to pack up. Leaving in 5 minutes. Checking my purse again. Yep, the keys are in...
Aug 9th
Yeeeeaaaaaah, I got a notice that internet service has been activated on my phone. Now I need to...
Aug 9th
THE BROWN PARTY: Nominate “Funky Brown Chick”...
Aug 9th
Just added internet service to my phone plan. Takes 2 hrs to activate. Did it now so it’ll...
Aug 8th
Lunch time. STARVING. Craving meaty Italian sausage and pasta. Hmmm … who’s got great...
Aug 8th
Rummaging through delivery menus …
Aug 8th
Now on the Brown: ” Hula Hooping at Mashable’s SummerMash http://tinyurl.com/6bot3t
Aug 8th
Hula hoop picks from @nycmash @mashable party are surfacing...
Aug 8th
Hula Hooping at Mashable’s SummerMash
Aug 8th
Vote for my SXSW panel idea. “How to Protect Your Brand Without Being a Jerk!”...
Aug 8th
Now on the Brown: ” Things You Learn While Stranded in Midtown Manhattan...
Aug 8th
Things You Learn While Stranded in Midtown...
Aug 8th
Oh shit, I’ve missed a bunch of @ and directs. Sorry for the upcoming mini-slew of replies...
Aug 8th
The phone. :( I want this shitty piece of plastic, chips and wires replaced before sundown.
Aug 8th
Two felines that must’ve crawled straight out of the gates of hell. Damn hell ass...
Aug 8th
ARGH! My busted phone is freaking out and keeps resending txt msgs. :(
Aug 8th
On the train. Reading AM New York. Thrilled about Summer Streets on Park Avenue.
Aug 8th
Two felines that must’ve crawled straight out of the gates of hell. Damn hell ass...
Aug 8th
Buying a smart phone today. I was TERRIFIED with no keys and no one’s phone number at 1am.
Aug 8th
My right eye is swollen half shut because I slept at Alison’s and she’s got cats.
Aug 8th
Ewww, it’s raining.
Aug 8th
Talking about “taking one for the team.”
Aug 8th
Just arrived at Boinkology. Sitting with @niche and @raquelita. Blakeley is ROCKING the white...
Aug 8th
Walking to work wearing the same silver dress from last night.
Aug 8th
Locked out of the house. I lost my keys, crashed at a friend’s house.
Aug 8th
Leaving @nycmash @mashable party. Hula hooped my ASS off!!! Heading to Boinkology 1yr aniversary.
Aug 8th
This shit just started and it’s already crowded. @nycmash is gonna get a little crazy....
Aug 7th
Wondering … How can I do @nycmash and Boinkology party in same night AND get enough sleep?
Aug 7th
Waiting for the light to change from green to red on SE corner of Sixth Ave and 45th.
Aug 7th
In line at @mashable party. Saw Bro who looked at my dress and greetd me w/ “Hey Skanky...
Aug 7th
I have long legs. They make skirts look shorter than they actually are. :(
Aug 7th
Now on the Brown: ” A Few Words About Oral http://tinyurl.com/6s3a7g
Aug 7th
I think my skirt might be too short. Walking along 45th and people keep staring.
Aug 7th
A Few Words About Oral
Aug 7th
Walking south on 3rd Ave. Going to a reading then the sex positive party.
Aug 7th
Now on the Brown: ” What the Hell is Spanking Erotica? http://tinyurl.com/54whzq
Aug 7th
What the Hell is Spanking Erotica?
Aug 6th
Sleeeepy, but it’s only 9:30pm …
Aug 6th
Retweet @jezebel “Playgirl Showed Us All The Peen That Was Fit To Print” […]...
Aug 5th
Now on the Brown: ” I Answer Your Questions about Sex, Online Dating, Male Tho.....
Aug 5th
Wow, 1st vote was for “tell us white dudes how to pick up brown girls.” Thought...
Aug 5th
Retweet @tiffanybbrown “girl, i’m at work. i can’t be having naked man booty all...
Aug 5th
… and, for those of you who ARE able to have naked man booty, here’s the pic...
Aug 5th
Enjoying a late afternoon snack: 12 oz glass of 2% low fat milk & 6 Oreo cookies w/ creamy white...
Aug 5th
I Answer Your Questions about Sex, Online...
Aug 5th
WHAT THE FUCK!?! Just went to my site ( www.funkybrownchick.com ) for the first time today and...
Aug 5th
Reading about Jonas Brothers’ purity rings and looking at www.jonasbrothers.com. Long story....
Aug 5th
Feeling a little “over” the desperate women / player boys dating scene in NYC.
Aug 4th
Eating and egg, bacon and cheese breakfast sandwich as I wait for jury duty to start.
Aug 4th
Marcus Schenkenberg Turns 40
Aug 4th
OMFG!! On the phone with 2 friends, one said a girl recently told her: “When my...
Aug 4th
Okay, so, that’s 2 votes for “go with the sheep get an iPhone” and 2 votes for...
Aug 4th
Let me get this straight … I live in New York, the largest city in the country. But this...
Aug 3rd
Flickr Uploadr is “Uploading 7 of 14 … (50% complete)” NYC 2008 Restaurant pics...
Aug 3rd
I so wish I could blog a particular personal situation about a date, but I can’t. :( Damn it!...
Aug 3rd