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Oct 2nd

Stopped at a rest stop. Why is the food at these places always so incredibly shitty?!?! :(

Oct 2nd

Heading downtown to catch the bus. Ready for a loooong ride to DC. Would’ve flown but the bus...

Oct 2nd

Now on the Brown: ” Time Out New York: The Sex Issue http://tinyurl.com/3znzah

Oct 2nd

OMFG!!!!! This city sucks!!!! Mags, Bro and I just spent 3 minute throw down / SCREAMING session...

Oct 2nd

$2 PER PIECE of luggage surcharge, $1 gas surcharge and other shit. What the hell is this????

Oct 2nd

What. The. Fuck?? The cabbie is charging a $6.50 surcharge!!! DC folks, is this typical????

Oct 2nd

I’m in DC. Wondering how long it’ll take before a random incident happens and I tell...

Oct 2nd

Bro and I just caught a cab at Dupont Circle.

Oct 2nd

Mags to Bro: “The man DID almost get shot and he’s tied to a tree. Let him cry, give him...

Oct 2nd

Sanity has returned, folks. We’re calmly hanging out it Mags’ apartment.

Oct 2nd

Ended w/ Bro screaming: I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS!!!! African immigrant cabbie said: I AM NOT SCARED OF...

Oct 2nd

Time Out New York: The Sex Issue

Oct 1st

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Oct 1st

Now on the Brown: ” See Funky Brown Chick at http://black.alltop.com http://tinyurl.com/4ngtgy

Oct 1st

I love New York. Sadly, I have to leave her today. Packing for a trip to DC. I don’t like DC....

Oct 1st

Retweet @NewYorkology: At 8 a.m., you have 80 minutes to reserve a hotel for $20 for Nov or Dec:...

Oct 1st

Okay, mental note taken. @mashable prefers chocolate. ;) http://tinyurl.com/3twnyy

Oct 1st

On the way out of my building, some random stranger in the elevator did a little dance & told...

Sep 30th

All finished for the day. Shutting down computer and heading out to meet Jennifer to catch up over a...

Sep 30th

I adore @raquelita. Seriously, she’s great. Just finished lunch. (She made it there before I...

Sep 30th

Man, what the fuck? There’s no sound on my computer. The general volume control isn’t...

Sep 30th

Having lunch 1:30 w/ @raquelita today. I should’ve left 15 minutes ago, but I *know*...

Sep 30th

I wanna lose 10-15 lbs before the end of the year. I’m pretty pissed at myself for not working...

Sep 30th

Now on the Brown: ” The Secret Sex Bloggers’ Cabal http://tinyurl.com/4nlxva

Sep 30th

Uploaded new pics to Flickr: http://www.flickr.com/photos/funkybrownchick/. The photos of...

Sep 30th

The Secret Sex Bloggers’ Cabal

Sep 30th

Fuck! Just lost an earring on the subway. :(

Sep 30th

Didn’t know that olive oil was a living organism. Also didn’t know olives were fruits,...

Sep 29th

Learning about the history of olive oil. Man, that dude has a set of pipes!!! You should’ve...

Sep 29th

Omg, I love it! I’m at an olive oil tasting w/ @lionelane & others. The presenter: a short...

Sep 29th

If you’re interested, the “history of olive oil” presenter’s website is...

Sep 29th

Wait a minute … I can’t write about boobs tomorrow! I already did that AND did a video (...

Sep 29th

I was told I have nice boobs TWICE this summer. :) Both times were random comments. But I sooooo...

Sep 29th

Now on the Brown: ” Manly Monday: Fatman Scoop from Man and Wife http://tinyurl.com/3r22w7

Sep 29th

On my way to work. Early today! Should be a productive day.

Sep 29th

Excited about tonight’s recession-priced drinks / happy hour special. :)

Sep 29th

Manly Monday: Fatman Scoop from Man and Wife

Sep 29th

For the folks who wanted to know about the 2009 NYC Sex Bloggers Calendar, here’s the direct...

Sep 29th

Just saw your last @ msgs to me. I SWEAR that chick was buck naked w/ only a strap on. @babecakes...

Sep 29th

The photo shoot is winding down. We’ve taken HUNDREDS of shots. I sooooo can’t wait to...

Sep 29th

Heading home 4 first time since Sat afternoon. Enjoyed photo shoot weekend sooooo much. Life...

Sep 29th

Crew on the shoot includes photogs, lighting dudes and stylists / coaches. Fun. See...

Sep 28th

At the 2009 NYC Sex Blogger Calendar photo shoot venue. :) The other pin ups and I are prancing...

Sep 28th

Lights are set up. Audacia Ray is getting shot first. She’s wearing an AMAZING corset!

Sep 28th

Rushing around the hotel and packing up my suitcase. Makeup looks AWESOME. Stormy rocks. Heading...

Sep 28th

Makeup artist and hairstylist just showed up. They’re early!!! :(

Sep 28th

Just bumped into that lovely creature Heidi S near Rivington. She was out w/ @Niche earlier tonight....

Sep 28th

Have curling iron, nail polishes & rubber bands. Now heading back 2 hotel for beauty sleep....

Sep 28th

Alright. Left bodega, then went to check out venue for tomorrow’s shoot. Now heading to pick...

Sep 28th

Awake. At hotel w/ @urban_gypsy & @debaucheddiva. This place is swank. They actually have a $200...

Sep 28th

Chick at bodega on 97 Stanton is BUCK NAKED wearing nothing but a strap on. She’s walking...

Sep 28th

Photog told us all to eat light the night before the shoot. We ate steaks and heaping servings of...

Sep 28th

We just paid our bill for dinner and wine at the Argentinian restaurant. Going to check out the...

Sep 28th

At the hotel w/ @Tess @AudaciaRay and @DebauchedDiva.

Sep 27th

Just jumped in cab w/ my bags. Traffic. Should be @ the hotel as soon as we snake our way through...

Sep 27th

Just finished walking w/ my writing mentor. A funky brown chick reader named Shantay recognized me...

Sep 27th

Damn, it’s humid out here. Carrying purse, laptop and a piece of black luggage on wheels...

Sep 27th

Walking to subway. Gonna meet w/ one of my writing mentors then have dinner plans w/ sex bloggers in...

Sep 27th

Finally leaving the house. Feeling tired & wiped out. Gonna pick up a New York Times and a light...

Sep 27th

Back home. Not sure if I should go out tonight. Energy level (and funds) are low low low. Plus, I...

Sep 27th

Now on the Brown: ” Cosmopolitan StarLaunch Rockstars http://tinyurl.com/3zphes

Sep 27th

Cosmopolitan StarLaunch Rockstars

Sep 27th

Listening to Chicago public radio’s “This American Life.”

Sep 27th

Now on the Brown: ” Who Won the Debate? http://tinyurl.com/4mupae

Sep 27th

Who Won the Debate?

Sep 27th

Looking at the Google’s 10th Anniversary timeline. http://tinyurl.com/4xarr5 Happy birthday,...

Sep 27th

Leaving. Walking to the corner to catch a cab. It’s late and I’m tired. Was good to see...

Sep 27th

At second bar. They say they’re staying out till 6am. I say I’m going home soon. Talking...

Sep 27th

Me, my coat, my umbrella and I are all comfortably at home. :)

Sep 27th

In a cab and almost home. Just passed a sign that said it’s 68 degrees. Wow, summer’s...

Sep 27th

I should be sleeping. I need to take better care of my body. Drink less alcohol, more water. Get...

Sep 27th

FUCK!!!!! Walking back to the bar. Just realized I left my coat and unbrella there. :(

Sep 27th

I sooooooo wanna be out of these heels. :(

Sep 27th

Just left the office. Walking toward 59th Street to meet up with the birthday group.

Sep 26th

Okay, I”m 2 blocks away and 30 minutes late. Probably should have taken the subway instead of...

Sep 26th

OMFG!!! Taking a SUPER late lunch because I just found out Victorias & Becks are gonna be at...

Sep 26th

At the table. We’re drinking and telling stories from the week. Best one so far, dude told her...

Sep 26th

Now on the Brown: ” Happy XXX Birthday Diesel, You Sexy Mofos! http://tinyurl.com/3tpt6d

Sep 26th

Whoa! I just got like 20 updates in a row from @huffpost. :)

Sep 26th

Happy XXX Birthday Diesel, You Sexy Mofos!

Sep 26th

New Yorkers … Umbrella Today says: remember to bring your umbrella!!! :-)...

Sep 26th

Good morning and HAPPY FRODAY everyone!! :)

Sep 26th

At a place that calls itself a “Bistro Latino.” Love it! :)

Sep 26th

Just wrapped up interview. Walking toward the 6 train.

Sep 26th

Getting ready to leave the office. Heading to Union Sq to meet up & do interview with that sexy...

Sep 25th

Just exited subway. Heading to the bar / lounge.

Sep 25th

Printing Nerve’s “Am I A Gold-Digger?” Will read on train ride to Union Sq in a...

Sep 25th

Damn! :( Was going to meet a friend of a mutual friend after work today but she’s not feeling...

Sep 25th

“The difference between gold-digging and dating someone who just happens to make more money...

Sep 25th

Retweet @CallieSimms: I was ghosterwriter for McCain letters. http://tinyurl.com/4lse9t

Sep 25th

In midtown, walking south on Lex. Just passed a dude trying to hand me a Falun Gong (sp?)...

Sep 25th

Retweet @danamo: Hidden parks and quiet Manhattan places http://tinyurl.com/44zlk6

Sep 25th

Yay! I just hit “send” on an email to an editor who assigned me an article. It was due...

Sep 25th

Retweet @hjstrout: Letterman RIPPING on McCain for not showing up to his show last night:...

Sep 25th

Retweet @NewYorkology: NY Games Conf warns attendees to allow time for street closures bz...

Sep 25th

Now on the Brown: ” Do Women Want to Date Sensitive Men? http://tinyurl.com/4pdo8v

Sep 25th

Wearing dress slacks, heels and a long sleeve button down top. Feeling very professional and...

Sep 25th

Do Women Want to Date Sensitive Men?

Sep 25th

Talking about whether or not we’d hook for money. @raquelita would for $5000. One woman at...

Sep 25th

Talking about Sarah Palin vs Hillary Clinton w/ @Hitha @Raquelita @KathrynFinney & others....

Sep 25th

Talkijg about sex with @KathrynFinney @Hitha and @Raquelita.

Sep 25th

Just ordered a bottle of white wine for the table. We’re talking about our businesses, the...

Sep 25th

Drunk with the girls. Randomness: @raquelita thought Gay Aiken was a baseball player.

Sep 25th

Okay, is anyone else having problems sending / receiving DMs on Twitter via the website or is it...

Sep 25th

I’m excited about being a pin up girl!! Hey, the NYC Sex Bloggers Calendar project now...

Sep 25th

Reading about Umbrella Today at @Mashable http://tinyurl.com/3vj7tg

Sep 25th

Awake. I think I had one glass of wine too many last night. My stomach feels unsettled.

Sep 25th

Yay!! The gang’s all (almost) here. @hitha @kathrynfinney, C, W and me. @Raquelita is on her...

Sep 24th

Getting ready to head out and meet up w/ the ever-fabulous @KathrynFinney @Raquelita & a bunch...

Sep 24th

My tweet? “NY Press headline .. ‘David Blaine: Well Hung? We’ll Know...

Sep 24th

Best news headline I’ve stumbled across today? NY Press blog ( http://is.gd/35aF )...

Sep 24th

Supposed to be at dinner by 7. Running a couple mins late. Should be there by 5 or so mins after the...

Sep 24th

Exited subway @ Times Sq. Saw hilarious subway ads for Dexter. :) I’m first at the restaurant...

Sep 24th

Just had a kickass lunch with @TiffanyWinbush and @BevJack. Talked about spit, black people and the...

Sep 24th

Just passed SJP (I think) on 42nd and 6th. Papparazzi were chasing her and she ducked into that bldg...

Sep 24th

Morning snack (cheese & wheat thins). Eating more often, smaller portions. Having lunch with...

Sep 24th

Following @Mollena on Twitter. Found her via @raquelita. Love her tagline: “The Perverted...

Sep 24th

Now on the Brown: ” How Should You Introduce An Ex? http://tinyurl.com/3mxgjd

Sep 24th

Omg, now that I’ve “mentioned” YouTube, I’m watching the finale on YouTube....

Sep 24th

How Should You Introduce An Ex?

Sep 24th

YAY for Ricky’s! :) My outfit for the photo shoot? 16th century French Courtesan. Think...

Sep 24th

Waiting in line to pay for a big black $4.90 ring at H&M on 42nd and 5th. Worth the wait?

Sep 23rd

Listening to Estelle’s AMERICAN BOY http://tinyurl.com/39f8eu while working. Take me on a...

Sep 23rd

Pete Cashmore and his gang have their fingers on the pulse.

Sep 23rd

Retweet @mashable: Google Maps Offers NYC Mass Transit Directions ( http://zz.gd/674d63 ). Hmmm, I...

Sep 23rd

Saw @Mashable story about Google transit maps. Now just walked past Grand Central and Google is ALL...

Sep 23rd

Now on the Brown: ” What’s the Greatest City on Earth? http://tinyurl.com/4wxdox

Sep 23rd

What’s the Greatest City on Earth?

Sep 23rd

Wondering which city y’all think is the “best” city on earth. :)...

Sep 23rd

Retweet @afterellen: Lindsay Lohan confirms her relationship with Samantha Ronson. Read about it on...

Sep 23rd

Leaving the theater. Soooooo don’t go see Lakeview Terrace. Not worth the time or money. :(

Sep 23rd

HELP!!! Hey, New Yorkers!! Where’s the best place to buy costumes in the city????

Sep 23rd

Ducked out to check mail and make a bank deposit. Going back to movie now. Can’t miss the...

Sep 23rd

Wondering if the 7pm Lakeview Terrace is sold out. It’s Monday. Movies don’t sell out on...

Sep 22nd

Kissing @raquelita. Hmmmm, now if we could only get that sexy man @jonnodotcom to join the action...

Sep 22nd

I fucking (( HEART )) those sexy bastards at Fleshbot http://tinyurl.com/42ko5q

Sep 22nd

Now on the Brown: ” Manly Monday: Jezebel - The Unfuckables http://tinyurl.com/45v48t

Sep 22nd

Once blogged about Cohen / Buckley pseudo-sexual Hallelujah here: http://tinyurl.com/4x86uy

Sep 22nd

Watching Jeff Buckley sing Hallelujah acapella on YouTube http://tinyurl.com/4laxfv Beautiful,...

Sep 22nd

Manly Monday: Jezebel’s “The Unfuckables”

Sep 22nd

Slightly disturbed that I heard myself “snoring” as I was waking up. I snore?!?! :(

Sep 22nd

Dinner: Spinach salad with smoked salmon, bacon, cheese and pistachio nuts.

Sep 22nd

Just got back from a quick run to the grocery store. WHY THE FUCK do I always run into former flings...

Sep 22nd

Going to check out @MaartenFM blog simply because @dutchproblogger said it was good. Baaaa. Baaaa. I...

Sep 21st

Pssssttt!!! Did you know you can purchase a personalized message on the 2009 NYC Sex Blogger...

Sep 21st

Retweet @melissagira: “It was one of those parties where everyone fell in love, until their...

Sep 21st

Esquire magazine: “Women seem to take the English accent as an aphrodisiac”...

Sep 21st

Alfie: “The most beautiful women reside in Manhattan” http://tinyurl.com/52gxpy Ooh pool...

Sep 21st

Just started following @dcagle . Daryl is the political cartoonist for MSNBC. Fun tweets. Follow...

Sep 21st

Watching a tuturial video on @guykawasaki latest project: Alltop.

Sep 21st

Walking south on 6th Ave. Just passed IFC. Gonna meet up w/ Andrea. Will make it an early night...

Sep 21st

In Dumbo. Man, this place is CRAWLING with kids. Crouch fruit everywhere!

Sep 21st

Hanging out in Brooklyn w/ Lisa. We (her single girl friends) are taking her to a bar in Brooklyn to...

Sep 21st

The NYC weather is mind fucking me! Yesterday, I wore tube top & skirt. I was cold. Today,...

Sep 20th

Now on the Brown: ” Flickr http://tinyurl.com/3velrh

Sep 20th

Flickr

Sep 20th

Saturday morning ritual — AM calls with family and scheduling PM brunch plans w/ friends....

Sep 20th

Shivering as I scream to myself, “Fine! I admit it!! Summer is over and I shouldn’t be...

Sep 20th

Just left the movie. Walking south on 3rd to go meet up w/ Pete, Ro and the rest of the gang.

Sep 20th

Kickass!! The $8 movie ticket includes a free drink ticket. Love it!!!! :)

Sep 20th

Walking west on 13th to the “black womyn:conversations” discussion and film. After that,...

Sep 20th

Back from late lunch. Working.

Sep 20th

Walking to 42nd to meet Sara and Matt for lunch.

Sep 19th

Now on the Brown: ” 2009 New York Sex Bloggers Calendar http://tinyurl.com/4twmz8

Sep 19th

Quietly working & intermittently pressing lips against warm mug filled w/Green Tea. Label says:...

Sep 19th

Just called my doctor a bit ago. I’ve got a weird swelling thing going on. Waiting for her...

Sep 19th

An afternoon laugh for the twisted ( http://tinyurl.com/4h89bx ) … and those who love R Kelly...

Sep 19th

2009 New York Sex Bloggers Calendar

Sep 19th

Now on the Brown: ” Every Story Has Already Been Told http://tinyurl.com/4xq9oz

Sep 18th

Every Story Has Already Been Told

Sep 18th

HILARIOUS!! See my last tweet then see the imdb page for Unlawful Entry...

Sep 18th

Lakeview Terrace = what happens when the movie “Unlawful Entry” gets remade with a hot...

Sep 18th

Ohhhhhh, Sam Jackson is in that movie with Patrick Wilson and Kerry Washington, NOT Cole Hauser and...

Sep 18th

Okay. Off the phone. Finished buying $8 ticket for Friday ( … just remembered I hadn’t...

Sep 18th

Sleepy time!! :) Craving green tea. We don’t have any in the house, but I’ll drink a mug...

Sep 18th

Good night, my dear sweet twitterlings. Tot morgen.

Sep 18th

Phone rang. On the phone w/ my friend “Bro.”

Sep 18th

Paused movie: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlFwgs3vAm8

Sep 18th

She’s taking French classes and having probs w/pronunciation. I told her: “Think: French...

Sep 18th

Curled up comfortably on the couch at home. Thinking of watching PUCCINI FOR BEGINNERS. Nextflix...

Sep 18th

Oh gaaaaw, watching the preview for PUCCUNI FOR BEGINNERS and I know I’m soooo gonna love this...

Sep 18th

It’s a gorgeous, bold, sexy color: http://is.gd/2Lwc

Sep 17th

Running my fingers along bottom of my messy purse. My lips feel a tad dry. :( Looking for my tube of...

Sep 17th

Decided to skip the cupcake social and my writing group tonight. Going home after work today. Man, I...

Sep 17th

Now on the Brown: ” Love. Love. Love. http://tinyurl.com/54wvw9

Sep 17th

Love. Love. Love.

Sep 17th

Retweet @NewYorkology: Today’s NY events include free NY Philharmonic, Rushdie, Levy, ghost...

Sep 17th

Oldie but goodie, the “Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator” http://tinyurl.com/5kscfh....

Sep 17th

CNN: “How to prevent the next Wall Street crisis” http://tinyurl.com/43wyer

Sep 17th

If you see a brown girl shivering while wearing a red, sparkly, colorful halter dress on Lexington...

Sep 17th

At the Web 2.0 rooftop party. Standing w/ @girlonetrack and @ezrabutler. Loud here. The latter asked...

Sep 17th

Retweet @tiffanybbrown: i’m trying to find my inner cheetah or lion or something. only coming...

Sep 17th

Awake. Need to leave the house in the next 6 minutes to make it to work on time. Excitied to hear US...

Sep 17th

Retweet @jjpolitics: AIG to Get Government Bailout http://twurl.nl/ygyamb

Sep 17th

Back from dinner!! Scallops. Yummy. :) By the way, @urban_gypsy @Graydancer Yeah, I know, I soooo...

Sep 16th

Oh fuck. Spent too much time on the net looking for an outfit. Running out the door to make 7pm...

Sep 16th

Eureka!!! FOUND the sexiness. I want this: http://is.gd/2GbL. If I channel “The Secret”...

Sep 15th

I think that green color would look so pretty against my skin! LOVE that outfit.

Sep 15th

In case anyone else wondered “Where can I find an affordable corset?”...

Sep 15th

There’s no way in hell I’d pay $375 for a fucking corset!!I need to find an affordable...

Sep 15th

Back from Bento box lunch. Walking to our espresso machine, gonna brew up a little somethin’...

Sep 15th

Quickly scanning sites for corsets. $375?? Why the hell are they so expensive?!?!...

Sep 15th

Retweet @Paisano: 2 new funny songs “let’s go Obama” set 2 sweet home Alabama....

Sep 15th

What I meant was, “When Wall Street sneezes, NYC catches a cold.” The financial sector...

Sep 15th

My fingers are clearly not awake. :(

Sep 15th

Should be an interesting day in Manhattan after yesterdaus. They say, “when Wall Street...

Sep 15th

Meeting a friend / ex-coworker for lunch in Midtown. Not sure where we’re gonna go. No pasta!!...

Sep 15th

Working on chapter 9. Hate it when I can’t remember a word. I was like “Revolved?...

Sep 15th

C’est tout. Okay, back to writing. :)

Sep 15th

Retweet @irinaslutsky: here’s a good DIAMONDS documentary on the history channel...

Sep 15th

Home. I soo need to spend a couple hrs working on my book. I’ve never wrtten anything this...

Sep 15th

Heading downtown for errands. My Blackberry is juiceless and & I left both chargers @ work....

Sep 15th

Now on the Brown: ” Manly Monday: I Heart Canadian Boys http://tinyurl.com/5up72s

Sep 15th

Wow, is it already morning in NYC? Yep, 7:49am. Must peel off clothing and get in shower.

Sep 15th

FYI, it’s official. Retweet @nytimes: Lehman Brothers Announces It Will File Chapter 11...

Sep 15th

Writing Manly Monday post for www.funkybrownchick.com while “Training Day” plays in...

Sep 15th

Done working on the book for the night.

Sep 15th

Manly Monday: I Heart Canadian Boys

Sep 15th

Getting a little teary-eyed while watching “When a Man Loves a Woman” on Oxygen. I love...

Sep 13th

New York Times Modern Love “Why You Should Never Google on the First Date”...

Sep 13th

In Pictures: Mercedes-Benz New York Fashion...

Sep 13th

Ooh! Just passed Angels ang Kings. Went to a private party there once. The dude who owns it rocks....

Sep 13th

Fuck! I’m at Ave B. How the hell did I miss the place? Heading back to A.

Sep 13th

Humming tune to Debbie Gibson’s Electric Youth as @raquelita @niche & I talk about our...

Sep 13th

Now that my bladder’s empty, I can soooo face the world again. Where was I? Oh, yeah, heading...

Sep 13th

Walking east on 14th Street. I have an umbrella of gigantic, asshole proportions but at least...

Sep 13th

Just finished eating dinner, paid bill and now ready to head over to Andrew’s 2F11.

Sep 13th

Just called @raquelita to see if she was already there. She’s still at work!! Woman, if...

Sep 13th

Dropping by some random bar & TOTALLY doing the faux “I’m looking for my...

Sep 13th

This may sound weird but I can’t wait to get home & floss. I feel like I have random shit...

Sep 13th

Now on the Brown: ” In Pictures: Mercedes-Benz New York Fashion Week, Spring 2.....

Sep 13th

Walking to subway. :) I’m done partying for now … until tomorrow.

Sep 13th

Posted Flickr pics via email for first time. That was easy! A few New York Fashion Week pics:...

Sep 13th

Omg!!!! I just met and TOTALLY depressed the editor who writes the New York Times Vows section. OH...

Sep 13th

Once you’re a Gem girl, you’re never the same. Come on, come on and BE A GEM GIRL!! Gem...

Sep 13th

Now on the Brown: ” Diary of a Tired Black Man http://tinyurl.com/49rohg

Sep 12th

Oh, that was supposed to be a DM. :) Will resend. Getting ready to meet up with the secret sex...

Sep 12th

Now on the Brown: ” UPDATE: Latest Article Published http://tinyurl.com/3fqk9o

Sep 12th

It’s almost too cool outside to wear a short skirt. I said ALMOST. Long legging it to the...

Sep 12th

I still LOVE this video ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PINJsCDBvOY )Maroon 5 Ft. Rihanna “If...

Sep 12th

Back from the secret sex writers’ cabal. The dude who owns the restaurant gave us all free...

Sep 12th

Crashed the dinner w/ @urban_gypsy @babecakes @ElizabethSIPS and @DebauchedDiva. Watch out NYC. Wild...

Sep 12th

Diary of a Tired Black Man

Sep 12th

UPDATE: Latest Article Published

Sep 12th

Now following @mchammer on Twitter. :)

Sep 12th

Ooh, just found out my piece is up at Mashable http://tinyurl.com/3hs2no On Blackberry. More when I...

Sep 12th

Ooh, just found out my piece is up at Mashable http://tinyurl.com/3hs2no On Blackberry. More when I...

Sep 12th

On my way to Republic to grab a quick, cheap dinner.

Sep 12th

Just left Media Meshing. Tons of fun and CRAZY crowded. Heading home.

Sep 12th

Pretty!!! :) Walking in Little Italy on Mulberry. Stumbled upon random fest. All lit up with red...

Sep 12th

Leaving Centra Park / Columbus Circle. Just had an AMESOME lunch. Heading back to the office now.

Sep 11th

Walking to subway. Going to super crowded Media Meshing. I will NOT get drunk tonight!!! :)

Sep 11th

Ooooh, there’s an Armani store opening on 5th and 56th next year. How did I not know that??? I...

Sep 11th

Walking to Central Park for a lunch appointment.

Sep 11th

Oooh!! Walking in Midtown. Just passed a health food shop I didn’t know existed. Did this...

Sep 11th

“What IS today’s definition of a slut?!?!”

Sep 11th

Reminder, for anyone who can’t read the FBC at work, you can always access it via my feed:...

Sep 11th

And, but “ture” I mean “true.” Sheesh!! My fingers aren’t away yet. :)

Sep 11th

Now on the Brown: ” “What IS today’s definition of a slut?!?!” http://tinyurl.com/6yp7ce

Sep 11th

Retweet @Ohdoctah “Being a slut is so relative and doesn’t matter! & the View has no...

Sep 11th

Just turned in a piece for one of my FAVORITE sites. Will post the link whenever it goes live.

Sep 11th

Feeling a little overwhelmed and it’s only Wednesday. I’m soooo looking forward to the...

Sep 11th

Now on the Brown: ” Searching for Joe Jonas http://tinyurl.com/5utef4

Sep 11th

The backog sucks.

Sep 11th

I swear, just looking at my inbox is giving me fucking hives. :( Too many action items in there. I...

Sep 11th

Fixing an early afternoon snack, having random “slutty” thoughts:...

Sep 11th

Left the sushi place on 8th Street. Good times!! SUPER late dinner after publishing thing. Heading...

Sep 11th

I SHOULD go home and catch up with stuff. Instead, I’m heading downtown to volunteer for a...

Sep 11th

Heading to a gift shop to pick up wrapping paper. It’s soothing. Some people knit. Others wrap...

Sep 11th

Exiting the subway at Astor Place. Ewww, it’s cold. :( I don’t like it when the weather...

Sep 11th

Searching for Joe Jonas

Sep 10th

Leaving the office. Getting ready to board the subway. Praying the armed lunatics aren’t...

Sep 10th

Now on the Brown: ” Tuesday Is for Link Lovers: Tango http://tinyurl.com/6p8bfw

Sep 10th

Gonna pick up groceries and stay in tonight. I’ve been without internet at since THURSDAY...

Sep 10th

Tuesday Is for Link Lovers: Tango

Sep 9th

Walking in midtown. Going to the grocery store to pick up breakfast. Wearing much more sensible...

Sep 9th

Fuck!! Just realized I left my camera there too. Oh well. Not gonna turn around again. Almost at...

Sep 9th

I’m a goof! Left my I’d, phone and crap at the office. Making second departure for #NYFW...

Sep 9th

Retweet @missbhavens “If you love authors, dancers, free love, poets, editors, literature,...

Sep 9th

It’s official! I’m wearing the most high maintence heels EVER! I almost broke my neck on...

Sep 9th

Dude, 0carson from Queer Eye just showed up an @KathrynFinney #NYFW party. :)

Sep 9th

I need an FTP program. Used Smart FTP ages ago, but I think it’s no longer free. Anyone have...

Sep 8th

I *LOVE* Twitter. So many smart tech people gathered in one place. :) Thanks! Gonna look into...

Sep 8th

Now on the Brown: ” Manly Monday: Does Size Matter? http://tinyurl.com/6mxxcp

Sep 8th

Manly Monday: Does Size Matter?

Sep 8th

Who’s the hell is this British dude hosting the VMAs? He’s oddly equally disturbing and...

Sep 8th

Craving pizza for dinner, but I should probably do something low cal and low carb. Just wolfed down...

Sep 7th

Just walked past the basketball tournament at the courts on West 4th. I’m sooo not coordinated...

Sep 7th

Alright. Packing up my laptop and leaving the cafe. Going to treat myself to a delicious cupcake -...

Sep 7th

I don’t FEEL overly sexual & I don’t get laid as often as I’d like. Get the...

Sep 7th

Received erotic FB message and *3* emails from people requesting to interview me about my sex life.

Sep 7th

Ooooh!!! Just found out Victoria’s Secret has 60% off swimwear http://is.gd/2ka0. Not buying...

Sep 7th

Fuck!!! Just dropped my laptop on the ground. It soooo can’t break. :(

Sep 7th

Walking south on Broadway. Going to get my free wifi on cheap coffee on while I write.

Sep 7th

In Union Square. OMG, it’s a gorgeous day in sunny Manhattan. Quite different than...

Sep 7th

Heading downtown to Victoria’s Secret sale. Need to buy matching bra and panty set to go under...

Sep 7th

What the hell is up with this rain?!?!?!

Sep 7th

Finshed brunch near East Village, dodged raindrops during shopping. Sara bought sexy panties. I was...

Sep 7th

Finally home. Spent the day prancing around the city with A Milonakis and Sara. Gonna curl up on my...

Sep 7th