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Ok, I’ve narrowed the design contest down to 8 finalists: http://bit.ly/LjBTJ

Mar 4th

Watching Wedding Crashers while I work. I can’t help it, I really like this movie!! :)

Mar 4th

At home. Looking through the Funky Brown Chick logo contest entries. http://bit.ly/JeO92 Hope to...

Mar 4th

On the phone w/ my friend Mags. She owns 15 - 20 DVDs. I owe 2. Does anybody BUY that stuff anymore...

Mar 4th

RT @thedelicious: Thought this might tickle you! “The 8 Phases of Dating”...

Mar 3rd

Design is sexy! Reminder: Please place your votes / leave feedback in the Funky Brown Chick logo...

Mar 3rd

Wanna help me pick a sexy winner in the Funky Brown Chick logo contest? Let me know which design you...

Mar 3rd

Things that won’t change about me: I’ll always be funky, my skin’s always gonna be...

Mar 3rd

Now on the Brown: ” Sexiest Logo Contest, $150 Prize! http://tinyurl.com/c39xll

Mar 3rd

Sexiest Logo Contest, $150 Prize!

Mar 3rd

Shhh! Giving designers feedback in the Funky Brown Chick logo contest. Will post details on my site...

Mar 3rd

It’s really hard to narrow the list down because the 17 designs submitted really quality work.

Mar 3rd

Just got home from my Monday writing group. There were 7 people there tonight and everyone gave good...

Mar 3rd

I’ve got my writing group tonight. Emailed to check if it’s canceled. It’s not....

Mar 2nd

Hmmm, notice I’ve sent waaay more DMs that public tweets today. Setting up plans for lunches,...

Mar 2nd

RT @yourtango “Diddy Does Tantra And Twitter” http://tinyurl.com/cl59sh (via @iFroggy)

Mar 2nd

Who Wants a Free Sex Bloggers Calendar?

Mar 2nd

Too cute!!! 1st person said, “I’m probably the 8th person to request a calendar,...

Mar 2nd

… Nope! Everyone was like, “They’re all gone!” So they didn’t request...

Mar 2nd

Now on the Brown: ” Who Wants a Free Sex Bloggers Calendar? http://tinyurl.com/buuzbu

Mar 2nd

Back on Twitter. Spend most of the weekend writing. Couldn’t bare to blog and tweets or do...

Mar 2nd

Tiny break to chat w/ awesome woman from my high school days about our reunion taking place later...

Mar 1st

Backing up old versions of chapters. Making edits on new ones.

Feb 28th

Just got off the phone w/ Mags for a quick catch up. Turning phone’s ringer. Settling in to...

Feb 28th

Heading home. Sorry I missed Cinekink today. :( But I sooooo need to get a bunch of writing done....

Feb 28th

Plan for tonight: write, write and then write again. Might throw a bit of TV-watching in to break up...

Feb 28th

My teeth just destroyed a shwarma / falafel / humus combo pita from Chickpea on 14th Street. Walking...

Feb 28th

On your mark … get set … jog! Off Twitter for 45 mins. Be back soon! :)

Feb 28th

Just cut through Union Square park. Grabbing quick bite to eat before going for walk / run....

Feb 28th

Walking down to meet my writing mentor for run / walk / catching up. Listening to “This...

Feb 28th

Ira Glass’ voice is whispering in my ear. He’s talking about having a “Plan...

Feb 28th

Hmmm … @yongfook “Open Source Food” changed its name to “Nibbledish.”...

Feb 28th

Glamour article about sex & abortion http://tinyurl.com/abzstk (via @lawgeek)

Feb 28th

And, a very #sexysaturday to you, too, my dear @TabooLaRossi. :)

Feb 28th

I have plans to go for a walk / run at 3pm today. Wanna get a bunch of stuff done beforehand.

Feb 28th

Spending the early hours of #sexysaturday on Twitter, answering email and doing other e-stuff.

Feb 28th

I need to find my fucking ID. Went went out for Korean, drinks, cupcakes then cocktails. Ended at...

Feb 28th

I know it’s in my apartment somewhere, but I’ve misplaced it. Worst case scenario, I can...

Feb 28th

RT @SuzannePortnoy: Just posted about my Friday night foursome with 3 bi guys. Jeez, it was horny!...

Feb 28th

The girl at the end of the bar is soooo visibly desperate and shamelessly hitting on the dude next...

Feb 28th

Even *I* can see it, lady “He’s Just Not That into You.” :( Still, she keeps...

Feb 28th

Can’t even describe it b/c it sooooo needs more than 140 chars. Honestly, I don’t even...

Feb 28th

… ever look that desperate or into a guy who could CLEARLY really give a shit puuuh-lease tell...

Feb 28th

At the cupcake place. Talking to a New Zealand guy in a pink shirt that matches our guy...

Feb 28th

Okay, we’re still at the Irish bar having drinks. I’ve overheard discussions about...

Feb 28th

I don’t think this place is run by the Irish mafia …. but I can’t confirm...

Feb 28th

Now we’re talking about Before Sunrise and Richard Linklater’s other amazing films. Also...

Feb 28th

Just paid my portion of the bill. Getting ready to head over for cupcakes after this. Food was...

Feb 28th

Things heard at the drinks table: “Motherfucker, I’ll slice you!” What is up with...

Feb 28th

Left the Korean place a while ago. Now I’m grabbibg drinks with friends and talking about...

Feb 28th

Three of my friends are taking pole dancing classes at S Factor.

Feb 28th

Nibbling on kimchi.

Feb 28th

I am soooo full. Where at dinner gossiping about dates, boyfriend and other boythings.

Feb 28th

Eating a pupu platter at the Korean place. Don’t think it’s called pupu platter here,...

Feb 28th

Almost at the restaurant. :) I’m like 25 mins early. I have a chunk of my manuscript with me....

Feb 28th

On foot. Walking down Park Ave. Heading to Korean place. As I walk, I’m avoiding trees,...

Feb 27th

Hmmm … speaking of Flickr, I still need to update pics from lunch w/ @urban_gypsy. Will tweet...

Feb 27th

Parted w/ @urban_gypsy a bit ago. Great lunch. Randomly passed Louise en route. Amazing how easy it...

Feb 27th

Oh how fun. A bird just shit in my hair.

Feb 27th

Typo. Single*D* Out. :) Not Single Out. Randomness: I remember they gave us all the complimentary...

Feb 27th

Fucking birds. :( Just ducked into a public restroom along the way to spot-wash a sliver of hair...

Feb 27th

If the owners are there, I might force then to let me take their picture so I can, you know, extend...

Feb 27th

Walking along 42nd Street. Sticking my iPod in my ears. Listening to Coldplay. British boys crooning...

Feb 27th

Just left my building. Getting fresh air. Going to grab healthy lunch w/ @urban_gypsy and gawk at...

Feb 27th

Looking at hot men is KIND OF like taking a vacation. It rejuvenates the eyes and lifts the spirits....

Feb 27th

Hear ye, hear ye … I am 10 minutes EARLY for my lunch w/ @urban_gypsy. Yes, people, I’m...

Feb 27th

“Viva La Vida” in case you were wondering …

Feb 27th

Think I’m in a rut & I need to switch things up a bit. Feel like I do the same things week...

Feb 27th

I was on the phone with two friend last night and they said I sounded like I need to get out of New...

Feb 27th

I need a sense of renewal, rejuvenation, reinvention. Usually, vacations resolve that. Going to...

Feb 27th

Via someone via someone via someone, I have a European apartment I could crash @ for free for a week...

Feb 27th

NERVE: “The 50 Sexiest Music Videos of All Time” - Nerve.com http://tinyurl.com/62uqjj

Feb 27th

Soccer and basketball fans … http://tinyurl.com/aa7eqp Man I soooo want to go to the next...

Feb 27th

Happily Childfree By Choice

Feb 27th

Getting ready to read morning newspapers online. Always good to know what’s going on outside...

Feb 27th

Apparently they’re Jonas Brothers haters. :)

Feb 27th

Metro on Jonas Brothers “Only in America could three boys so unattractive, so untalented and...

Feb 27th

Eating light & healthy breakfast: Cheerios and skim milk. Taking it easy. Going out for Korean...

Feb 27th

b bondgurl Are you here?

Feb 27th

Life’s tough questions: What’s *YOUR* favorite tequila drink?

Feb 26th

I am soooo falling in love with @operationsmile. Seriously, just checked out their webpage & I...

Feb 26th

Pls follow @operationsmile

Feb 26th

Now on the Brown: ” Happily Childfree By Choice http://tinyurl.com/dgbswo

Feb 26th

Happily Childfree By Choice

Feb 26th

Just exited subway at Times Square. Opted for the subway after all.

Feb 26th

Writing group is over. Debating: cab or subway, subway or cab?

Feb 26th

In writing group. Getting ready to start. Pouring red wine.

Feb 26th

Whole Foods in Tribeca is sampling AMAZING choc-caramel truffles. It took all the willpower in my...

Feb 26th

New York Times: At Brooklyn Sex Club, the Outré Meet the Ordinary - http://tinyurl.com/cyr23f

Feb 25th

THE WEEK: “RapeLay: Japan’s rape simulation video game” http://tinyurl.com/d9h777

Feb 25th

Now on the Brown: ” Which Contraceptive is Best? http://tinyurl.com/ce3nsc

Feb 25th

Whaaa? Huh? Waking up to news that a plane crashed in Amsterdam??? :(

Feb 25th

Which Contraceptive is Best?

Feb 25th

Warming my insides by spooning yummy organic lentil soup inside my mouth.

Feb 25th

Was going to go to the Tribeca party but I’ve decided to stay in and prep my taxes, paint my...

Feb 25th

A couple pics of friends & me at last night’s @MarieClaire party -...

Feb 24th

I can’t find my ID. :( Leaving home without it. Haven’t had it in weeks. Hope it’s...

Feb 24th

Grabbing iPod on the way out the door. Just updated it w/ New York Times top headlines podcast. Will...

Feb 24th

Now on the Brown: ” Big Boys, Small World. http://tinyurl.com/cuyyc4

Feb 24th

Big Boys, Small World.

Feb 24th

Finally back home. Just called each of my girls to make sure they made it back home safely. They...

Feb 24th

Sexy Italian dude just told me life is about (in this order): desire, passion, happiness, love and...

Feb 24th

I sooo need to find out the name of this place and tweet it. Owner just bought me and my friends a...

Feb 24th

Now we’re at the Italian place and the waiters are AWESOME!!!!! They’re flirting and...

Feb 24th

Getting ready to leave @MarieClaire and go to Auusie bar. Just picked up gift bag. Ran into Adam...

Feb 24th

Still @MarieClaire party. GOOD stuff. Loving drinks, ambience and company. Woman next to me is...

Feb 24th

Walking to Grand Central to meet up with Teresa. I’m only 10 mins late :)

Feb 24th

Excited about seeing a few friends at the @MarieClaire party for Running in Heels later tonight.

Feb 23rd

Just listened to Sean Penn’s acceptance speech again http://bit.ly/MEaxU Hmmm, I bet...

Feb 23rd

Now on the Brown: ” Manly Monday: Commie, Homo-Loving Sons of Guns http://tinyurl.com/bts49b

Feb 23rd

Manly Monday: Commie, Homo-Loving Sons of...

Feb 23rd

RT @baratunde: RT @davewiner: No-nonsense Wikipedia list of Oscar winners. http://bit.ly/Px0Dw

Feb 23rd

“The biggest of all differences in this world is between those who have had pleasure in love...

Feb 23rd

Name that quote: “It would never occur to me to wear pink. Just like it would never occur to...

Feb 23rd

I’ve been in love with Robert DeNiro ever since I first saw him on film when I was a little...

Feb 23rd

GO SPICOLI!!!!! Seriously, that’s such a tribute to how fan he’s come.

Feb 23rd

YAY!!! They showed Marlee Matlin in that previous montage. CHEERS for my lovely fellow hard of...

Feb 23rd

This might sound really horrible, but I didn’t know Jerry Lewis was still alive. :( #Oscars

Feb 23rd

What a BEAUTIFUL crimson dress!!! #Oscars

Feb 23rd

RT @NewYorkology: Is this medley this supposed to help Broadway — or kill it?

Feb 23rd

I <3 musicals. #Oscars

Feb 23rd

RT @pamslim: what is the highest award in your profession? ever think of winning it?

Feb 23rd

arm_candy @marywallace … Used to be Affleck & Jenny from the Block. Now it’s the...

Feb 23rd

#sjpboobs

Feb 23rd

$2 says camera will cut to Brad & Angelina at some point while Aniston is on the stage.

Feb 23rd

AWESOME SPEECH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Feb 23rd

Oh how beautiful! Penelope Cruz was SPOT ON about “art, in any form, is a universal...

Feb 23rd

WOOT!!! Let’s HEAR it for writers. All the writers on Twitter raise your typing fingers!! :)...

Feb 23rd

WOOT!!! Let’s here it for writers. All the writers on Twitter raise your typing fingers!! :)...

Feb 23rd

Dev Patel is soooooooo cute!!! He’s legal, right? #Oscars

Feb 23rd

Okay, I’m out of the shower and ready to watch #Oscars again. (Did a quick hair color rinse...

Feb 23rd

THAT’S the #Oscar big reveal / surprise drama?!?! Past winners are going to introduce current...

Feb 22nd

OMG, I am officially an idiot!! The FCW party is NEXT week!!!!! :) The guy who omns the place is...

Feb 22nd

Now I’ve got time to kill before the Oscars. Thinking of making an appt to get waxed...

Feb 22nd

Walking toward Ave A, singing along w/ my iPod as Keane sings “Somewhere Only We Know.l

Feb 22nd

Leaving Simone. Grabbed a coffee and got a little writing done after the movie. Heading to FCW...

Feb 22nd

HILARIOUS! Just had a fun mini-conversation w/ @HithaPrabhaker. That girl makes me smile. :)

Feb 22nd

Ahhhhh, nice relaxing morning. Getting ready to meet Aline for a movie in East Village. After that,...

Feb 22nd

Now on the Brown: ” Wanna See My First Hotel Sex Video? http://tinyurl.com/clxx3o

Feb 22nd

Wanna See My First Hotel Sex Video?

Feb 22nd

Writing about it now. In meantime RT @audaciaray oh look, video of me making out with @raquelita and...

Feb 22nd

SXSW.com - “Night Time is the Right Time: More SXSW Evening Events Announced”...

Feb 22nd

Watching MTV’s Made!!!! @HithaPrabhakar is on.

Feb 21st

Hm, should I make crazyman Alan Keyes next Manly Monday? Jack & Jill Politics has AWESOME...

Feb 21st

“Lies, deceit, mixed messages … this is turning into a REAL marriage.” -...

Feb 21st

Watching Face Off. It’s so bad it’s good. Nic Cage FTW.

Feb 21st

Now on the Brown: ” Best-Selling Relationships Books http://tinyurl.com/dnmnoj

Feb 21st

Best-Selling Relationships Books

Feb 21st

Ew. :( Can someone subscribe to my site’s feed? http://bit.ly/Ahxs I have exactly 666...

Feb 21st

Sex in America, SXSW and BlogHer Seasonal...

Feb 21st

Now we’re at dinner, and we’re talking about Playgirl magazine — what worked and...

Feb 21st

Speaking of iPhone & BlackBerry, couple ppl have DMed me to ask if panel addressed class. Not...

Feb 21st

Open Center dude is talking about their changes and moving #sexinamerica

Feb 21st

FUUUCK. :( The connection is really low. :( I can’t tweet. And I so swear it’s the...

Feb 21st

Esther is chairing the evening tonight. She wrote “Mating in Captivity.” I’ll post...

Feb 21st

Heeeey, my HuffPo editor is here!!! Gotta remember to go over and say hi to her afterwards.

Feb 21st

Hmm, iPhone folks ( @raquelita @audaciaray @debaucheddiva ) have better connectivity than BlackBerry...

Feb 21st

BTW, I’m at #sexinamerica panel. Connection on my @blackberry is spotty but I’ll try to...

Feb 21st

In a cab w/ @elisabethSITPS @urban_gypsy and @debaucheddiva. Heading to #sexinamerica

Feb 21st

Elisabeth Wood ( @elisabethSITPS ) is so ridiculously brilliant. Seriously, every time I talk to...

Feb 21st

In case you hadn’t already heard - CNET: “5,585 sex offenders purged from...

Feb 20th

Now on the Brown: ” Sex in America, SXSW and BlogHer http://tinyurl.com/aolcre

Feb 20th

Sex in America, SXSW and BlogHer

Feb 20th

Just finished writing a quick post about #sxsw #blogher and #sexinamerica …

Feb 20th

Arguing w/ friends re: which city is more tacky / chav-y: Miami or Vegas.

Feb 19th

The group wants to go to Miami. I argued: “If we’re gonna go that route, why not go...

Feb 19th

Daydreaming about running away to Vegas w/ friends from grad school. BTW LOVE the movie Swingers...

Feb 19th

I soooo want to go to @intheflesh to see Susie Bright tonight. It’s probably going to be...

Feb 19th

Woot-hoo!!! Enjoying mariachi band via the dim speaker and #tequilathursday with@arsachs and...

Feb 19th

Just shot the shit about knishes and pointy girls w/ @arsachs and @danosit. ;)

Feb 19th

By the way, instead of ordering my usual Blackberry Cosmo @ Happy Ending, I’ll order something...

Feb 19th

Drooling. Seriously, saliva is rolling down my chin. Thanks @jezebel - http://tinyurl.com/b8ge6l

Feb 19th

RT @raquelita Susie Bright fans - tonight’s the big night! […] 7:30-10 @inthefleshNYC...

Feb 19th

Walking south on Broadway, dodging Children’s International volunteers soliciting donations in...

Feb 18th

So glad today is Wednesday & the week is 1/2 way over. Not going out this weekend as much as...

Feb 18th

Fading. Late afternoon slump. Gotta pull through the rest of the afternoon, then dart to my...

Feb 18th

BBC NEWS: Two sexes ‘sin in different ways’ http://tinyurl.com/ad4pf9

Feb 18th

Sipping Glenlivet. Scotch, but not on the...

Feb 18th

Now on the Brown: ” Sipping Glenlivet. Scotch, but not on the rocks. http://tinyurl.com/dx3vr2

Feb 18th

In what can only be described as a budding NYC love story, MTA Female Rider #1 just shouted at MTA...

Feb 18th

Dumping photos from my Canon to Flickr. Turning on the faucet to fill a glass of H2O ….

Feb 18th

By the way, I got a picture w/ Glenlivet Scotch ambassador Ricky Crawford. He was wearing a kilt....

Feb 18th

By the way, I learned the word “glen” means valley or something like that in Scottish....

Feb 18th

Home. Tipsy. VERY disappointed about my food and alcohol intake tonight (so much for losing weight),...

Feb 18th

Heading home. Totally didn’t plan to stay out this late. :( But, it was so good to see M.C....

Feb 18th

Now we’re tasting the 16 year Glenlivet. It’s 115 proof.

Feb 18th

Just learned every Scotch is a whisky, but not every whisky is a Scotch. Now we’re sampling...

Feb 18th

Having my little red heart crushed by @lynneluvah. ;) Plus, b/c I’ve been DMing...

Feb 18th

Just finished dinner. Heading to the #whisky party, then might link up with M.C. at the Diesel...

Feb 18th

Thoroughly impressed w/ myself. I have early dinner plans 6 :30 and I’m ON TIME!!! :)

Feb 17th

Just switched from heels to walking boots. Heading towards subway to meet @misssmith11 for dinner....

Feb 17th

Debating whether or not I should go to tonight’s Whisky Tasting Event w/ the Brits. Feeling...

Feb 17th

I need sun, warm weather, blue skies, sandals and sun dresses. Winter really does a number on my...

Feb 17th

Growing. Changing. Dating.

Feb 17th

Now on the Brown: ” Growing. Changing. Dating. http://tinyurl.com/bubysr

Feb 17th

Um, the current state of my love life is …...

Feb 17th

Just returned home from the Time Out New York party. Great turnout, the place was packed.

Feb 17th

The 4.5” heels and I are walking toward MacDougal to meet Aline.

Feb 16th

Supposed to meet Aline @ 6. Have new phone. Her # isn’t programmed in yet. :) Shot her email...

Feb 16th

Enjoying today’s relaxing pop culture binge. Watching “My Secret Female Body”, BBC...

Feb 16th

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Feb 16th

Listening to BBC Radio online.

Feb 16th

Happening now: Monster’s Ball on IFC - http://tinyurl.com/au5roc

Feb 16th

After learning about Pietro Aretino earlier today, I want to buy “The Secret Museum:...

Feb 16th

Just RSVPed for a party. Had to send a txt, receive a reply txt, then sign up for a website, then...

Feb 16th

Pics from The Met’s “Art and Love in Renaissance Italy” exhibition -...

Feb 16th

<immature giggles> Flickr Uploader wants me to know my photos are 69% uploaded to...

Feb 15th

Ah. Home sweet home.

Feb 15th

Uploading pics from cupcake run to Two Little Red Hens Bakery. Will tag them for @cupcakeplog @niche...

Feb 15th

One of the old ladies behind me just admitted she always wished her name would’ve been Sarah....

Feb 15th

Two older ladies behind me are talking about how pretty their granddaughters are. MUCH more laid...

Feb 15th

Random: The sky looks really pretty right now. Sunny, peaceful and perfectly blue w/ no clouds.

Feb 15th

Dinner. Shawafel from Chickpea = heaven.

Feb 15th

Taking the bus instead of the subway. Sometimes it’s just nicer to be above ground and see the...

Feb 15th

Sitting next to @raquelita as she writes her next book — no. #159. It’s about frosting...

Feb 15th

Reading about Pietro Aretino (first modern pornographer) while looking at “Portrait of Pietro...

Feb 15th

“I reject the furtive attitude and filthy custom which forbids to the eyes that what delights...

Feb 15th

?” Pietro Aretino, 1537.

Feb 15th

Sitting down on a bench at the Met. Wasn’t overly impressed w/ the art and love exhibition but...

Feb 15th

The Met exhibition is “Art and Love in Renaissance Italy.” Going w/ @raquelita.

Feb 15th

I ((MUCH)) prefer MoMA, but this should be nice because I haven’t been to the Met in ages....

Feb 15th

Walking along the eartern edge of Central Park. Almost at the Met.

Feb 15th

Just exited subway. Read pages of David Nadelberg’s MORTIFIED on the train. Jon Friedman entry...

Feb 15th

Walking toward the subway so the MTA can whisk me away to the Met to meet @raquelita for NYC museum...

Feb 15th

Blast from the past - Chris Brown on Punk’d - “That’s not a threat, it’s a...

Feb 15th

Speaking of Punk’d ……

Feb 15th

Call for submissions from www.yourtango.com - fetish stories needed -...

Feb 15th

Answering emails and stuff. I’m determined to clean out my inbox today!!

Feb 15th

I don’t like Garden State. :(

Feb 15th

Odd. Before I drifted to sleep last night, Garden State was on IFC. Woke up. Flipped on TV. GARDEN...

Feb 15th

Just left @smithmag party. My phone had ZERO signal there.

Feb 15th

Frank Warren from Post Secret is on the stage. :)

Feb 15th

Just entered @smithmag party. Standing in line to get a drink w/ @jybeach

Feb 15th

Just entered @smithmag party. Standing in line to get a drink w/ @jybeach

Feb 15th

Just spotted @jahfurry across the room in NYC WTF shirt.

Feb 15th

Listening to @brett “the valentine’s day mix” http://tinyurl.com/cz2htu

Feb 14th

Just finished copyediting a letter for a friend.

Feb 14th

RT @johncabell: Hey Valentiners! Scientists Agree: It’s in His Kiss http://tinyurl.com/bnqt6d

Feb 14th

Tried Lorac’s Visual Effects mascara in Jet Black. Okay, heading back to Borders for the sex...

Feb 14th

I’m here early. Gonna dip into Sephora to sample a few mascaras.

Feb 14th

Sue Shapiro moderates. Sex & love panelists: Danielle Perez, Alexis Hurley, Ryan Harbage,...

Feb 14th

Leaving the building. Heading over to Borders to catch the Sex & Love panel before going...

Feb 13th

CNN: “Is economy killing your sex life, or stimulating It?” - http://tinyurl.com/cycqts

Feb 13th

Leaving my building to pick up lunch.

Feb 13th

Craving bacon, but I might pick soup or salad instead. My body needs nutrients. Have to recover from...

Feb 13th

Now on the Brown: ” In Pictures: NYCTwestival, Thurs., Feb 12,...

Feb 13th

In Pictures: NYCTwestival, Thurs., Feb 12,...

Feb 13th

Noticed there wasn’t a Flickr pool for #NYCTwestival yet, so I just threw one together &...

Feb 13th

Woke up and just downed 1/2 a litter of water. Sooooooooooo thirty and dehydrated.

Feb 13th

Started Flickr uploader a bit ago. On 14 out of 19. Taking a long time. But, now, I’m getting...

Feb 13th

Oh, wow. :( The hip hop cloggers just got voted off the show. Wait, someone remind me: WHY AM I...

Feb 13th

Eating greasy, fried deli food for dinner at 1am while watching A.C. Slater & hip hop cloggers...

Feb 13th

Feeling tipsy is: Waiting at the corner deli for greasy fried chicken & soggy french fries...

Feb 13th

By the way, @thegirlriot AWESOME meeting you at #nyctwestival. You’re a GREAT dancer. :)

Feb 13th

Watching “Joaquin Phoenix Rapping at Lavo in Las Vegas” - http://tinyurl.com/7udn4r Cuz...

Feb 13th

Home :) @dannybrown Hey! Yeah, the drinks at #nyctwestival were EXPENSIVE!!! I ordered *1* cran...

Feb 13th

Me: Have you ever had ppl have sex in your cab? Cabbie: Oh yeah. Of course!! #nyctwestival

Feb 13th

Can I just say this: I HAVE THE BEST CABBIE EVER!!! Native NYer. Awesome end to an awesome night!!...

Feb 13th

Cabbie’s telling me about all the crazy stories of ppl who’ve run out w/o paying fare.

Feb 13th

In a cab. Leaving #nyctwestival. Just said bye and blew air kisses at @peteramckay.

Feb 13th

Leaving #nyctwestival w/ Ro and @peteramckay. NOT having a threesome, despite what you heard ;)

Feb 13th

Just took a rated PG-13 photo w/Streeter from College Humour. LOVE HIM!!! :) He’s waaaaay more...

Feb 13th

Oh my fucking god, if you’re not at #nyctwestival you’re missing out. I actually REALLY...

Feb 13th

Talking to @thrillist @fredabramson and my buddy @peteramckay at #nyctwestival Giving Ro a hard time...

Feb 13th

Speech. British dude is talking #nyctwestival. English accents make me hot, wet. Silly, right?

Feb 13th

Making a bar run. Thinking of switching from hard liquor to beer to lighten my alcohol intake (and...

Feb 13th

Shhh, don’t tell anyone I just stole two olives from the bar. #nyctwestival

Feb 13th

#nyctwestival EXPENSIVE drinks

Feb 13th

Randomness … Nick McGlynn = awesome. Also, I just took photo smooching w/ @Jahfurry...

Feb 13th

Interesting fact about @ryantomorrow “As a baby, I used to be babysat by the Ramones.”...

Feb 13th

Interesting fact about @gruen “I don’t have a first name.” #nyctwestival

Feb 13th

Interesting fact abaout @lutherlowe “I’ve met Barack Obama five times!” Folks,...

Feb 13th

Damn! :( Um, so much for arriving early and avoiding the lines. #nyctwetival

Feb 13th

Standing in line w/ @thegirlriot and @euwyn

Feb 13th

Walking to sybway to head off to #nyctwestival. Tonight’s strategy: arriving early to avoid...

Feb 13th

It’s cold and windy out here. Like SERIOUSLY windy.

Feb 13th

Now on the Brown: ” Love Honestly, Truthfully http://tinyurl.com/dlsphc

Feb 12th

Are any of Twitter followers web designers looking for work / a new project? DM me. I have a friend...

Feb 12th

Now on the Brown: ” Love Honestly, Truthfully http://tinyurl.com/dlsphc

Feb 12th

Love Honestly, Truthfully

Feb 12th

((((GASP)))) Paul Walker - from Fast and the Furious - is engaged?!?!?!?! http://bit.ly/TnOHi He was...

Feb 12th

Checking online newspapers to see what’s new and exciting in politics, sex and celeb gossip...

Feb 12th

… besides (rapper) Joaquin Phoenix’s declaration: “I don’t fuck around. I...

Feb 12th

FUCKING HELL!!! I sooooo CAN’T STAND bad customer service. My bank is pissing me off!!!!!!!

Feb 12th

In general, I can’t be hassled w/ banalities. I’d rather NOT look for a new bank, phone...

Feb 12th

Why don’t most businesses get it?? The whole point of customer service is to SERVICE your...

Feb 12th

OMG, the website for that show is pretty funny: http://www.willferrellonbroadway.com/. Condi Rice:...

Feb 12th

DAMN!! Show’s sold out. :( Only txts available on Telecharge are “premium” seats...

Feb 12th

If you’ve seen this show - http://tinyurl.com/bndtgo - would love to hear your impressions.

Feb 12th

Scanning Theatermania’s website. Thinking of checking out Will Ferrell in “You’re...

Feb 12th

Time to consult experts. @TDFNYC What’s the best way to get affordable tkts for...

Feb 12th

I can’t justify paying $251.50 for something I might be able to get for 1/10 that price as a...

Feb 12th

Morning commute. Reading Metro. Just learned there are 13 Godiva Boutiques in NY. Wow; that makes me...

Feb 12th

Home. Eating a take-out vegetarian concoction of tofu, rice, green peas and curry from the Indian...

Feb 12th

Washing it down w/ “Lemon Dew” Green Tea Soda.

Feb 12th

By the way, I really enjoyed @smithmag #sixwords event at Borders. Good stuff. If you’re in...

Feb 12th

Walking home. Gonna grab dinner on the way.

Feb 12th

Leaving Borders. Looking for Ro before heading out. Saw her in back row but she dissapeared.

Feb 12th

Ro, ro, where for art thou? :)

Feb 12th

Wait, is that “wherefore” or “where for”?

Feb 12th