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Question: I had wine with dinner (two glasses). Can I still take Robitussin when I get home? I...

Apr 1st

I think I’ll be okay with my 2 glasses of alcohol plus 2 tablespoons of Robitussin.

Apr 1st

… Not to mention, last sip of wine was almost 1/2 hour ago …

Apr 1st

So far, everything I’ve read is like: “Don’t you DARE fucking drive if you mix...

Apr 1st

Just swallowed 2 teaspoons of “Robitussin Cold & Cough.” Going to bed. Kisses and...

Apr 1st

Hilarious!!! One of the Yahoo Answers starts “I drank a bottle of smirnoff tonight...

Apr 1st

Home. Googling “Robitussin + alcohol.”

Apr 1st

In a cab on the way home. OMG, I had such a nice time tonight!!! I won’t write about the...

Apr 1st

Checking coat pocket to make sure I’ve got my iPod. Pretty sure this is going to be a short...

Apr 1st

I’m not good ay “being sick” because I don’t like sitting at home doing...

Apr 1st

What I should be doing: staying in. What I am doing: going on a date. Walking toward subway now to...

Apr 1st

Just exited subway. Watched The Best Week Ever full episode on my iPod en route home. LOVE that...

Apr 1st

And by “full episode” I mean first 5 minutes of it. Gonna watch rest en route to my...

Apr 1st

Here a couple minutes early. Great; I’ve got time to go grab a tea!

Apr 1st

“MPAA Slaps Sacha Baron Cohen’s ‘Bruno’ w/ NC-17 Rating”...

Apr 1st

Now on the Brown: ” I’m Down for the Count http://tinyurl.com/dgfmfd

Apr 1st

I’m Down for the Count

Mar 31st

You know the whole “hope my cough is gone by the morning” stuff? I’m making...

Mar 31st

Since I’m awake coughing instead of sleeping because I have no garlic (@UrbanRelations),...

Mar 31st

“NYC women typically wait one month for a cancer-detecting mammogram” http://bit.ly/kI4c

Mar 31st

Scanning Tribeca Film Fest listings. Sanaa Lathan in another interracial #romcom http://bit.ly/3zNR8...

Mar 31st

Even though I don’t want children of my own, I totally respect those who do.

Mar 31st

Right back at ya @BondGyrl! I totally forgot to shout out @RaquelSanchez and @netdoc66 earlier!!! :(

Mar 31st

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Mar 31st

Home. I hate being sick!! Can I just say that? I hate it. I really do.

Mar 31st

Answering a few emails. Making a few calls. Then, I’ll go to bed early. If my coughs keep me...

Mar 31st

Just finished dinner. Heading to the party. So not staying long.

Mar 31st

Left the party a bit ago. Caught up w/ @bondgyrl @misssmith11 @lionelane and other lovely people....

Mar 31st

SHERRI: I have thing for choclate boys. ME: I do too! White chocolate, milk chocolate, dark...

Mar 31st

In line at Whole Foods, buying dinner: New England Clam Chowder with side of vegetable cold bar...

Mar 31st

I soooo don’t like being sick. I hope this isn’t the flu. :( Hoping I wake up to a...

Mar 31st

What About Transgendered Little Boys and...

Mar 30th

If you’re into NSFW Beautiful Agony videos (who isn’t??), here’s a free male...

Mar 30th

Trying to get out of the habit of going to the same places and doing the same thing. Spring is for...

Mar 30th

Ooh, ooh, ooh!! If you’re in New York, look outside. For a brief moment, the sun came shining...

Mar 30th

Whaa? Star Jones’ ex-hubby Al Reynolds is getting a show? http://bit.ly/JoonU Isn’t this...

Mar 30th

Too cute!! They’re filming a movie on my street. They’ve got lights and all the pretty...

Mar 30th

Okay, okay. I’m done staring out the window, reading celeb gossip & watching B.A. videos....

Mar 30th

Fence sitting. Was going to go to the party tonight. Thinking of seeing a play instead. Or, running....

Mar 30th

Coming down hard on myself is a blessing and a curse. Motivated as hell, I often overanalyze my...

Mar 30th

Had a good conversation w/ Bro last night re: starting my career over. Sometimes I feel like I...

Mar 30th

… at the same time, I only walked away from international affairs and decided to go...

Mar 30th

Pretty sure my stomach is settled enough that I won’t vomit on myself.

Mar 30th

Feeling slightly nauseous. Unless someone’s figured out a way to make vibrators shoot sperm, I...

Mar 30th

Heading downstairs to meet Sherri.

Mar 30th

Change in plans. Stopping by party to say hi (less than 30 mins) then going for a hot date w/ my...

Mar 30th

Walking up Park Ave w/ Sherri. Talking about bitchassness, dogs (all kinds), vomit and other...

Mar 30th

Now on the Brown: ” What About Transgendered Little Boys and Girls? http://tinyurl.com/clofe8

Mar 30th

Beating the afternoon slump by catching up on late-breaking news around the globe.

Mar 30th

Can’t believe it’s only 2:30. Seems like it should be much later.

Mar 30th

“Transgender kids: How young is too young for a sex change?” http://bit.ly/KO9sx (via...

Mar 30th

At Duane Reade. Buying Halls Naturals cough suppresant w/ soothing honey center.

Mar 30th

Sex changes, transgendered children & other topics on http://funkybrownchick.com

Mar 30th

Writing about trannies on http://www.funkybrownchick.com today. I’ll post a link once...

Mar 30th

Just finished nibbling on a square of the choc raspberry candy bar. Oddly enough, it didn’t...

Mar 30th

Watching Tough Love on VH1: http://bit.ly/16L5yi

Mar 30th

I’ve been coughing for past few hours. I need cough syrup, but I sooo don’t feel like...

Mar 30th

Speaking of that 1/2 eaten candy bar … [walks toward it]

Mar 30th

Reading NY Times piece about the bodega that delivers!!! http://bit.ly/YgJHC Thx @jennydeluxe

Mar 30th

RT @abiolaTV: In follow up to tonight’s Tough Love check me out w/ @funkybrownchick in Single...

Mar 30th

Best male bodies: cyclists, soccer players, runners, swimmers and divers. Full body cardio makes men...

Mar 29th

Oh shit. :( Just looked at my calendar. Buck Angel’s event AND Bacon Takedown AND “I Can...

Mar 29th

Very few things match the pleasure of watching hard bodies w/ strong calves pumping up and down as...

Mar 29th

Home. It’s not even 7pm and I think I’m in for the evening. Feel like I’m supposed...

Mar 29th

Not stressing. I’m sooooo looking forward to a quiet night in.

Mar 29th

Brunch is done. Went for cupcakes at Butter Lane after. Now going for a late day jog / run.

Mar 29th

Wrapping up the urban run / jog. Did sixty-five city blocks this time. Heading home now.

Mar 29th

RT @jeffjarvis: RT @howardowens: The Internet did not destroy newspapers. Newspapers destroyed...

Mar 29th

Further to that point, quoting a friend’s dad: “What did they think was going to happen?...

Mar 29th

“Everything You Know About Web Design Is Wrong” - http://bit.ly/KaDb5

Mar 29th

At brunch. On cocktail #3. Discovered, out of the three of us, one has had their tongue pierced and...

Mar 29th

Not coincidentally, I read MORE news now. I just typically read it online.

Mar 29th

Just passed Klurk. One of my guy friends LOVES that place.

Mar 29th

Brunch is at 2:30. Think I’ll make it to restaurant early.

Mar 29th

Taking a brisk walk through NoLita to limber up a bit. Feeling a little tight after playing flag...

Mar 29th

Getting ready to meet up w/ a couple friends for late brunch. Wearing comfy clothes & carrying...

Mar 29th

Newspapers aren’t dying because people aren’t buying them, they’re dying people...

Mar 29th

The military is looking for a few good bands #sxsw http://bit.ly/15iJF (via @sxswguide @tedchoward)

Mar 29th

I love my church. They give me the option to: observe in person; watch live on the internet or TV;...

Mar 29th

“Putting Your Best Faces Forward” - WSJ.com http://bit.ly/1bNDeE (via @thomashawk)

Mar 29th

Making minor changes to my site. Added “related posts” link to...

Mar 29th

Stumbled upon this next link. It’s funny / oh-so-wrong / ridiculous and un PC. Wasn’t...

Mar 29th

“How to Find an Alcoholic to Love” - http://bit.ly/5gGU2

Mar 29th

Random note: Even the outdoor bathrooms at the park look cleaner than the toilets at Starbucks on...

Mar 29th

Almost at the park. Joe’s phone just rang. “Ice Ice Baby” is the ringtone!!!!! :)...

Mar 29th

Home. Talking on 3-way phone call w/ college friends Mags & Bro. Talking about careers, loves,...

Mar 29th

Okay. Ready to play ball. Um, why is Grossman wearing shorts? Its not THAT warm out :)

Mar 29th

We’ve left the park and now we’re grabbing post-game beer and burgers.

Mar 29th

Awesome! Ok, I actually had A LOT of fun in the park playing flag football. (My 1st time.) I soooo...

Mar 29th

Wearing layer so I don’t get sick(er).

Mar 28th

Joe Luna is the sweetest guy ever. Called to get subway directions for the game but he said...

Mar 28th

Running to breakfast joint around corner to grab egg & spinach crepe. They said it takes 10...

Mar 28th

Awesome. He’s 3 blocks away. Perfect timing. I just finished my breakfast and paid the bill.

Mar 28th

Okay. I’m all showered up, fresh and clean. Time to go get down and dirty with the flag...

Mar 28th

Yes! Eating now. @internalquest If it rains, our backup plan is an early happy hour.

Mar 28th

By the way, in case anyone was wondering, I use Side Step http://www.sidestep.com to find bargain...

Mar 28th

For shits and giggles, I also checked prices for flights to Europe. New York to Berlin, London,...

Mar 28th

Flights are soooo cheap now. Just found out a friend’s wedding is in Denver this August. NYC...

Mar 28th

Friends are playing flag football @ noon. I wasn’t going to go because my chest is filled w/...

Mar 28th

But I think fresh air and exercise can only make me feel better, right?

Mar 28th

RT @iamdiddy: ATTENTION ALL MUSICIANS! MAKING HIS BAND AUDITIONS in NYC TODAY! S.I.R. Studios-520...

Mar 28th

Dinner just arrived for our table of seven. Mealtime conversation: is it okay to snoop your...

Mar 28th

Unfortunately, because I have a tiny bladder, public restrooms are a necessity.

Mar 28th

Just left comedy club. That was a bit wilder than expected. A large group of ppl from Louisiana...

Mar 28th

Made it to the comedy show. Soooo glad they’re starting late. I haven’t missed anything.

Mar 28th

Eww! Does anyone have Lysol? :( Walking on Park Ave. Stopped at Starbucks to pee en route to...

Mar 28th

Walking toward that Asian fusion place for dinner w/ @catocalvin @kiwiinnewyork @itsdante and...

Mar 28th

Just left book store. Hoped I’d have time to drop by the makeup counter for a free touch up,...

Mar 28th

Just ordered green tea and a bowl of soup. The warm liquids will soothe my throat.

Mar 28th

Okay. Plan for tonight: run to the bookstore, go to makeup counter for free makeover, then catch a...

Mar 28th

Walking over to the bookstore. I sooo didn’t bring an umbrella with me. I hope it...

Mar 28th

Photos: I Can Prove I Wear Underwear

Mar 27th

Yay! Just noticed @mashable is running a @99designs contest. (I did one for my site; see the...

Mar 27th

BTW, here’s the link to vote for the new @mashable @99designs logo: http://tinyurl.com/cboqbq

Mar 27th

Bro and I have running inside jokes about which soccer players are the chaviest. I say Gerrard. Bro...

Mar 27th

I love it that I just got an email stating, “Steven Gerrard’s Not the Only Chav in...

Mar 27th

Now on the Brown: ” Photos: I Can Prove I Wear Underwear http://tinyurl.com/ck9f3j

Mar 27th

So sad I missed the private Marlies Dekkers event last night. :( My BlackBerry is also my scheduler....

Mar 27th

Alright. Cool. I’ve got an appointment w/ the pulmonologist scheduled for 2 weeks from today.

Mar 27th

Yesterday, woke up hacking greenish brown gritty shit. Today, my lungs feel cold and chilly (if that...

Mar 27th

D.F.’S apartment was GORGEOUS. I get kind of envious and jealous when I see beautiful...

Mar 27th

Wearing a long dress with big pretty flowers printed on it. Dressing my body to resemble what I WISH...

Mar 27th

Doing internet research to determine whether it’s better to see an allergist, pulmonologist or...

Mar 27th

Yay! I’ve been reunited with my phone. :) Left it at home last night. Stayed at the party till...

Mar 27th

Now on the Brown: ” Regard Your Date As A Serial Killer http://tinyurl.com/dbf3ln

Mar 27th

Okay, apparently oncologists only deal with lung cancer and not lung stuff in general? Looks like a...

Mar 27th

Dreaming of Summer & Skimpy Clothes

Mar 26th

Regard Your Date As A Serial Killer

Mar 26th

Now on the Brown: ” Dreaming of Summer & Skimpy Clothes http://tinyurl.com/c4mzjb

Mar 26th

Damn. :( Just realized I left my phone @ home. Going to a party in Park Slope tonight. Hope the...

Mar 26th

I’m feeling really “meh” today. Seriously, the weather ALWAYS does a number on my...

Mar 26th

Reading morning news —- online as usual. I haven’t bought a newspaper in ages!

Mar 26th

RT @TristanTaormino: Bitch Magazine blog names Opening Up best Non-Fiction Book of 2008....

Mar 26th

Feeling a bit better now. Warm showers and long walks in brisk fresh air always make everything...

Mar 26th

Talking about race, fucking white dudes, politics, sexuality and erotic fetish.

Mar 26th

Raising glass of red wine to my lips w/ @urban_gypsy. If you’re intokinky stuff, follow her....

Mar 26th

Woke up. Went to the bathroom. Coughed up a wad of brownish green phlegm. That can’t be good....

Mar 26th

Okay, @urban_gypsy and I just left the sexy people from the Open Center. Now, we’re grabbing...

Mar 26th

Okay. Up and at ‘em. Taking off my clothes, walking toward the shower and turning the water on...

Mar 26th

Ok, I’m cutting myself off!! :) I’ve had one cosmo, 1.5 glasses of wine and a lychee...

Mar 26th

Awesome!!! The happy hour special is 2 for 1 red wine. That makes me happy. It’s not rum and...

Mar 26th

Haven’t eaten dinner yet. I hope this place has food.

Mar 25th

I think I’m on the right street, but I don’t see the place. :( Looking around. I have...

Mar 25th

Just wrapped up my therapy session a bit ago. Skipping wrting group because the piece isn’t...

Mar 25th

Lovin’ it that it’s almost 7pm and it’s still light outside. Yay summer! Get here...

Mar 25th

Found it!!! :)

Mar 25th

Sleeping Together: How To Avoid Trapped Arm

Mar 25th

Listening to Sheryl Crow’s classic “Leaving Las Vegas” while I write at Illinois.

Mar 25th

Song’s about Vegas, but it’s PERFECT for anyone who has ever felt like they were trapped...

Mar 25th

I’ve said it for years: dates are still STRANGERS. Might be a good time to link my “How...

Mar 25th

“The Kinky Sex Murder At ABC News Radio” - http://bit.ly/XQ4J (via Nerve)

Mar 25th

Craving a rum and coke. It’s only 2pm, but I’m having a bit of difficultly making it to...

Mar 25th

Such a sad story. :(

Mar 25th

“How I Date Safely Online” - http://bit.ly/394pVI

Mar 25th

Now on the Brown: ” Sleeping Together: How To Avoid Trapped Arm http://tinyurl.com/cthm8u

Mar 25th

Verdict on Duplicity: Wait for Netflix. Neither loved nor hated it. But, if you’re a Clive...

Mar 25th

Someone Like You: Sex, Love & The Movies

Mar 24th

Hmm, I usually have a knee-jerk reaction to music. LOVE some stuff (bossanova, German hip hop, etc),...

Mar 24th

Eating lunch and editing a couple chapters in my book. I swear this project is longer than anything...

Mar 24th

Reading: “How to Get a Good Night’s Sleep” - http://bit.ly/10nE3i

Mar 24th

[yawns] I’m sleepy. I woke up and started my day a few hours ago. But, I don’t think I...

Mar 24th

Buying a ticket to see Duplicity. @lordtrilink Yeah, I’m thinking of catching the 7:30pm show...

Mar 24th

Checking Fandango for Duplicity showtimes …

Mar 24th

I’ve written blog posts, newspaper & mag articles. Also contributed chapters to...

Mar 24th

Debating whether I should catch “cheapy” (rush) tickets to a Broadway show, go to...

Mar 24th

Tonigiht, I think it’s going to be a replay of “The Holiday” with Kate Winslet,...

Mar 24th

I should soooo be sleeping right now. Not feeling well. Cold weather always fucks with my health. :(

Mar 24th

When I can’t sleep, I pop in a light and fluffy romantic comedy DVD. Clears the head and helps...

Mar 24th

Now on the Brown: ” Someone Like You: Sex, Love & The Movies http://tinyurl.com/cryg2c

Mar 24th

My poor little fingers almost froze and broke off!! :( Glad to be inside. At dinner w/ @jenskirch...

Mar 24th

Are Married Men More Attractive?

Mar 23rd

Listening to Nina Simone’s “Mississippi, Goddamn!” http://bit.ly/aTIfD....

Mar 23rd

Would you like free erotica today? Shhhhh, I won’t tell anyone I told you about this if you...

Mar 23rd

FINALLY back on Twitter after taking the weekend off to play host to lovely in-house guests.

Mar 23rd

“Are Married Men More Attractive?” http://bit.ly/VRVWV

Mar 23rd

Now on the Brown: ” Are Married Men More Attractive? http://tinyurl.com/dx7c9t

Mar 23rd

Hmm, think the dude from last night DOESN’T hate me. Because I’m not shy, it’s...

Mar 22nd

At Alife on lower east side. Every time I see cool sneakers, I think of @lynneluvah

Mar 22nd

At the apartment now. Watching the game. Shit, Rooney just got red carded. :( FUL 2 - MANU 0.

Mar 22nd

How to Use Lube (PRODUCT REVIEW: KY - Intense...

Mar 21st

Now on the Brown: ” How to Use Lube (PRODUCT REVIEW: KY - Intense Arousal Gel for Her)...

Mar 21st

Dinner is done, and now we’re in the place’s basement b/c Flo’s friend is spinning...

Mar 21st

Dude across the table? Sooooo not my fan. :) Me + him = oil + water. ;) Who cares I’m having a...

Mar 21st

Yay!! I’m here at ze bar w/ ze German boys. Such sweet little things. It’s so good to...

Mar 21st

Me to guest: Eww, don’t drink water from my kitchen sink. I haven’t turned that faucette...

Mar 21st

Hey, by the way, if any of you are out there are #gamers you should sooooo follow @ncroal and...

Mar 21st

Hmmm, that other lovely German boy, Flo, is due @ 9pm. I should’ve asked for flight details....

Mar 21st

Listening to “Die meisten meiner Feinde” by Fettes Brot …

Mar 21st

I can’t be 100% sure, but it looks like I might meet up w/ the Germans after all :) @jenskirch...

Mar 21st

Damn, damn, damn. He’s already here. I soooo need to run a bunch of errands, shower again and...

Mar 21st

Life Is Neither Fair Nor Easy

Mar 20th

Now on the Brown: ” Life Is Neither Fair Nor Easy http://tinyurl.com/d6pqkw

Mar 20th

Sending text msgs about tonight’s plans. Not sure where I’m going yet. Hmm …

Mar 20th

What? I walk talking about ICE CREAM you kinky, freakish, horny little perverts! ;)

Mar 20th

WTF??? Snow??? Why is SNOW falling in New York right now? :(

Mar 20th

Strangers who share their umbrellas in rain and snow are like little saints. Simple, kind gesture....

Mar 20th

OMG, some people are so kind. :) I was hunched over, collecting thick white snowflakes in my hair...

Mar 20th

Still ay “In The Flesh.” There’s a dude across the room w/ dimples. men + dimples...

Mar 20th

At “In The Flesh” with @elizabethSITPS @jamye @raquelita @catalinaloves and the rest of...

Mar 20th

Talking about the benefits of waxing versus shaving / trimming; polyomory; sex and other stuff....

Mar 19th

Making a quick run to the Chinese place on the corner to grab food. Just ordered like 25 items for...

Mar 19th

Ladies and Gentlemen: Put Your Fingers or Lips To Action! - http://bit.ly/omeru

Mar 19th

Exited subway. Very close to “the bar” where “the people” will be. Googling...

Mar 19th

Was lost. Found myself. At the bar w/ @debaucheddiva @urban_gypsy @catalinaloves & @jamye...

Mar 19th

Damn :( Upgraded from Grand Central to Google Voice. Experiencing epic fail when I attempt to record...

Mar 19th

In midtown, walking south along Madison Ave in a sea of rushing people and yellow cabs. It’s...

Mar 19th

Japanese Penis Festival draws crowds, including children - http://bit.ly/xePQ2 (via...

Mar 19th

My boobs: http://www.flickr.com/photos/rachelkramerbusseldotcom/3357306010/ Um, whatevs @raquelita!...

Mar 19th

I’m determined to get my shit together this year :( Finish the book. Get finances in order....

Mar 19th

Cleaning the apartment. Oooh, I so hate doing this. :( I have a German friend visiting this weekend....

Mar 19th

RT @MistressMaeve: Live coverage of the Same Sex Marriage Hearing at the Statehouse at...

Mar 19th

Is Good Sex a Basic Human Need?

Mar 18th

Um, why didn’t anyone tell me dumping an endless stream of BBQ, beer & cupcakes into my...

Mar 18th

“Why Women Are Leaving Men for Other Women” http://bit.ly/PKvu (via Feministing) Not me....

Mar 18th

Now on the Brown: ” Is Good Sex a Basic Human Need? http://tinyurl.com/c66lgt

Mar 18th

“Surprised that O magazine is open to writing about fluid gender/sexuality […]”...

Mar 18th

Um, oops!!! That would be http://www.funkybrownchick.com. Today’s question is about humping.

Mar 18th

RT @CatalinaLoves: Sex-Pos #Women2Follow: @sexinstilettos, @satinephoenix, @januaryseraph,...

Mar 18th

I linked that “abstinence only” site on today’s http://wwwfunkybrowhchick.com...

Mar 18th

HILARIOUS!!! :) AbstinenceOnly.com - a celebration of non-penetration - http://bit.ly/vZaoG

Mar 18th

Sex, Lies and Photoshop: why magazines should let readers know if images have been retouched -...

Mar 18th

Not sure I agree with that central argument of my last tweet, but it’s food for thought.

Mar 18th

NYC’s In The Flesh Erotic Reading Series ( hosted by @raquelita ) http://bit.ly/suBSR

Mar 18th

“You can blog about me or you can date me, but you can’t do both” - http://bit.ly/15Ky2j

Mar 18th

… okay a couple more #Women2Follow @mollycrabapple @swirlspice @audaciaray @faraichideya...

Mar 18th

Inside my body it’s still early / Central Time. Retiring for the night anyway. Drained. Will...

Mar 18th

Ah, New York. Home :) Got here a couple hours ago.

Mar 18th

Quick question: Does anyone know anyone from Disqus and/or is anyone from Disqus on Twitter?

Mar 18th

#Women2Follow @girlonetrack @redsoda @racialicious @urban_gypsy @pamslim @lizhenry aaaargh, I give...

Mar 18th

On ground. First connecting flight landed. Hello, Dallas, TX. How YOU doing?

Mar 17th

There’s something UNHOLY about 3+ hour flights that offer neither food nor a movie :(...

Mar 17th

Up, up and away! Boarding another plane, will soon depart Dallas for Noo Yawk Sit-tay!! ;)

Mar 17th

Turning off BlackBerry until we (safely, I hope) land in Dallas for connection to New York. #sxsw...

Mar 17th

Bought Esquire, New York mag and In Touch to read on plane. Boarding soon. @marrngtn Thx for the...

Mar 17th

Riding in a Super Shuttle rolling toward the airport silently with three Twittering strangers and a...

Mar 17th

Good panel!

Mar 17th

Running through the convention center. Heading to hotel to pick up my bags then jump in a cab or...

Mar 17th

I hear @raquelita is coming this way with chocolate cupcakes. Shhh, I’m going to steal one.

Mar 17th

Making final trek to convention center.

Mar 17th

Just checked out of hotel. They charged me $16 / day for parking. Um, I don’t have a car....

Mar 17th

Miller has a lot of good comments about authenticity.

Mar 17th

Description: “How to make the most of your blog’s ‘overnight success’ (get a...

Mar 17th

UR Blog Sux and Print is Dead: http://tinyurl.com/db5ale

Mar 17th

Seriously, it seems EVERYONE got action this week except me. I think my vagina is allergic to SXSW....

Mar 17th

At Ben Huh (I Can Has Cheezburger?) Christian Lander (Stuff White People Like) Ana Marie Cox (Air...

Mar 17th

Kerry Miller - http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com - is moderating.

Mar 17th

RT @niche: All the bloggers on the panel have received death threats. #suxsxsw

Mar 17th

I’m not the only one who noticed. Audience member just made a comment about how each panel...

Mar 17th

RT @niche: Dooce: “I don’t read books.” #sxsw #quotes

Mar 17th

The panelists are HILARIOUS!!! :) Now making jokes about “internet famous.”

Mar 17th

Maybe panel should be titled: “UR Blog Sux …. and I Think You Should Die!!!!!!!”...

Mar 17th

On a more serious note … These Comments + Feministing’s Dedicated FBI Agent = Some...

Mar 17th

Okay, now the 1st question from the audience: “How do to deal w/ death threats.”

Mar 17th

RT @raquelita: Nom Nom Nom: The Secrets of Successful Foodblogging, 3:30-4:30, Room 18BCD. Coupon...

Mar 17th

Getting ready to leave Austin soon :( http://bit.ly/3nJklC (photo @operationsmile ) #sxswsmile

Mar 17th

Too cute!!!! Just bumped into three 20-something boys on the rooftop of Iron Cactus. They stopped me...

Mar 17th

Talking about Texas LONG horns on the outdoor roof / patio. ;)

Mar 17th

Gaaaah, I spoke too soon. They aren’t coming here :(

Mar 17th

Just got a text that @slamhita @raquelita and @lynnaluvah are on their way. Yay!!!!!!!!!

Mar 17th

Just said bye to the lovely Clearleft folks @andybudd and @adactico. :) @girlonetrack and I are...

Mar 17th

Just said bye to @girlonetrack. Walking back to my hotel. It’s slightly chilly out now. :(

Mar 17th

Standing in line at Iron Cactus. Waiting for SxNW party to start. French dude behind us talking on...

Mar 17th

The amount of liquor and greasy food I’ve dumped in my body over the past week is slightly...

Mar 17th

Saw Danny O’Brien and @Heathr at Palmer. In a cab with @adactio. Heading toward the Great...

Mar 17th

Jumped into cab. On way to Barton Springs Rd. Cabbie is so sweet; he’s all: “You look...

Mar 17th

I think Twitter is overrloaded. DMs delayed. :(

Mar 17th

Arrived at Palmer. Whoa! Lots of people. Good turnout already. Not sure where to go. @Heathr are you...

Mar 17th

Danny O’Brien and @lizhenry just saved me!! :) Wasn’t sure where I was going, and they...

Mar 17th

Just met up w/ @Heathr @ Hilton. She bought me a beer & opened up great dialogue. Will continue...

Mar 16th

John Bates to @girlonetrack: “You’re into the queen & stuff, right?”...

Mar 16th

At ACC to kidnap @girlonetrack and to attempt to locate @pamslim.

Mar 16th

Not sure which parties to hit up tonight. Looking forward to #EFF and, of course, the Great British...

Mar 16th

Just finished catching up w/ @girlonetrack. She’s so intelligent, engaging, honest and...

Mar 16th

How to Protect Your Brand

Mar 16th

Just wrapped @operationsmile shots. Walking toward day stage to see @heathr. She’s either here...

Mar 16th

Smiling, patting my belly and getting ready to do the happy dance. BBQ for lunch!!!! :)

Mar 16th

Gearing up for #sxswsmiles shot! :)

Mar 16th

Heading to @operationsmile for quick pic. Love what they do :)

Mar 16th

To those of you who keep DMing me, the answer is “no.” No, I haven’t hooked up w/...

Mar 16th

Doing the 50/50 split. Caught 1/2 of @afrospheresxsw now going for quickie “Sex of the...

Mar 16th

Where’s the afrosphere panel? Sex panel is in 5A

Mar 16th

Pork spare ribs, beans, potato salad and mac & cheese (with a Long Island Iced Tea) for lunch....

Mar 16th

In Robert Rodriguez panel. Seated in a heated, empty chair. Buttocks that sat here before mine...

Mar 16th

Circus Maximus on first floor is giving out free jerk chicken snacks right now. Just saying!

Mar 16th

Now on the Brown: ” How to Protect Your Brand http://tinyurl.com/cdwhs4

Mar 16th

THANK YOU to everyone who came to my panel!!!!! :) Dr. Benzer attended and gave me an advance copy...

Mar 16th

Forgot to give a shout out to @99designs for the AWESOME logo contest that resulted in the new Funky...

Mar 16th

Getting ready to leave the ACC w/ @raquelita to grab a late lunch. STARVING. Craving BBQ. Wondering...

Mar 16th

Leaving hotel. Heading to the ACC green room. Wearing short orange dress and strappy 4-inch gold...

Mar 16th

Hello, Austin sunshine! So good to see you. :)

Mar 16th

Eureka! I’ve found the green room. Sitting here w/ 3 of the 4 panelists. Looking over the...

Mar 16th

Okay, 17a is FILM green room. Going to find another person in blue shirt ….

Mar 16th

Where the hell is the green room? :( SXSW info person told me rm 14, someone else said 19a, and most...

Mar 16th

Blue shirt chick says it’s on third floor, room 4. Heading there now.

Mar 16th

Gaaaah! :( Feeling a bit nervous about the presentation & I’m STILL not quite sure what to...

Mar 16th

Your genitals ( http://bit.ly/2gFdRi ) you ( http://bit.ly/X950a ) & your doggie (...

Mar 16th

Tried on both dresses again & took pics (because I’m obviously a dork). Orange dress...

Mar 16th

Thanks for the votes. Slipping on orange dress. Will be sure to sit on the stage such that...

Mar 16th

My panel: “How to Protect Your Brand Without Being a Jerk!”, 11:30 - 12:30, Room 10 -...

Mar 16th

SOOOO TRUE!!! RT @walksign: “Content matters even when we dress.”

Mar 16th